# I'm bored. Let's have a baby Jesus burning party. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 3, 2006, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-have-a-baby-jesus-burning-party/338257 "2006-01-03T18:52:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-have-a-baby-jesus-burning-party/338257/21 "2006-01-05T14:54:07Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > Must have been quite a night at the holding cell. > > “My name’s Mad Dog. I’m in here for murder, grievous assault, and rape. What’d they get you for, kid?” > “I set the baby Jesus on fire.” > “Damn, kid, that’s hardcore.” /Arlo Guthrie voice/ “All they all moved away from me on the bench” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-have-a-baby-jesus-burning-party/338257/22 "2006-01-05T14:55:11Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > /Arlo Guthrie voice/ “All they all moved away from me on the bench” :smack: AND they all moved away from me on the bench ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-have-a-baby-jesus-burning-party/338257/23 "2006-01-05T16:35:18Z")
> [@Grossbottom](#): > > 27 baby Jesi? That’s damned impressive, Jesus is actually bolted down into the manger with steel cables. You need strength and some boltcutters to liberate a Baby Jesus from a manger scene. Ten minutes to scout the area, five minutes to sneak up on the manger scene, five to ten to get the Jesus out…not to mention all the time you spent driving around looking for a vulnerable Jesus. > > 27 is very respectable. > > (And you need a black magic marker if you want them all to look like little Baby George Harrisons. The excesses of my misspent youth haunt me.) Hmmm…methinks that this poster might have some specialized knowledge… I say torch the 3 wise men! Those herbs and spices should throw some major sparks. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-have-a-baby-jesus-burning-party/338257/24 "2006-01-05T17:00:25Z")
Doesn’t anyone remember basic Latin? (Although I can see how Catholics might be avoided this thread.) The plural of Jesus is Jesii. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-have-a-baby-jesus-burning-party/338257/25 "2006-01-05T17:09:38Z")
No, the plural of Jesus is polytheism. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-have-a-baby-jesus-burning-party/338257/26 "2006-01-05T17:18:25Z")
Everybody sing! A blaaaze in a manger… ---
**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-have-a-baby-jesus-burning-party/338257/27 "2006-01-05T17:47:44Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > You’re all going to _hell_. > > I’m going right along with you for laughing at this. 😃 I’m laughing, too. Good thing I don’t believe in Hell. But it’s probably screwing up my Karma! ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-have-a-baby-jesus-burning-party/338257/28 "2006-01-05T18:30:13Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Everybody sing! > > A blaaaze in a manger… Dammit, \*\*Swampy \*\* – don’t make me burst out laughing in the middle of work like that again! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2006, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-have-a-baby-jesus-burning-party/338257/29 "2006-01-06T13:29:19Z")
I guess [King Kong](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/varishna/P1010009.jpg) wants to join the party (with a nod of thanks to **The Sausage Creature** ) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-have-a-baby-jesus-burning-party/338257.md?page=1)