# I'm bored. Let's start another riot! (Looting and pillaging to follow later. . .)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-start-another-riot-looting-and-pillaging-to-follow-later/42237>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 22, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-start-another-riot-looting-and-pillaging-to-follow-later/42237 "2000-11-22T03:46:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-start-another-riot-looting-and-pillaging-to-follow-later/42237/21 "2000-11-24T18:08:00Z")

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I hate it when the smilies mess up one of my posts . . .

Hey, who are them guys in black down the street, and why do they have clear plastic toboggan-like things? There ain’t no snow on the ground . . .

Tripler  
Rioting 101: If it looks like a tear gas canister, it probably is.

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-start-another-riot-looting-and-pillaging-to-follow-later/42237/22 "2000-11-25T03:34:33Z")

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\>steps up grabs tear gas canister and throws it back to the cops\<

[Samuel L Jackson Voice]

Allow us to retort.  
BRING THAT LAME ASS SHIT On

IS THAT THE WORST YOU COPS CAN DO??

[/Samuel L Jackson voice]

{whiney voice mixed with the sound of rubber bullets bouncing off assorted butocks]

Owwwch that hurts, hey I was just kidding, I was just doing some research, yeah that’s right research

Hey it’s not funny anymore, I said that hurts

[/whiney voice and rubber bullets]

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-start-another-riot-looting-and-pillaging-to-follow-later/42237/23 "2000-11-25T06:58:25Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jesuslynch \*  
> \*\*Lame ain’t the word. [The last one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=25995) was lame. This is worse than that. \*\*

Well Goddammit, get up and throw something! It ain’t a riot until you decide to get involved. I’m sure you have some pressing issue to raise arms about. Don’t be such a pansy . . .

Tripler  
Inciting others to destroy . . .

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-start-another-riot-looting-and-pillaging-to-follow-later/42237/24 "2000-11-25T12:52:21Z")

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what the hell…

:picks up crowbar, starts going to work on SUVs:

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-start-another-riot-looting-and-pillaging-to-follow-later/42237/25 "2000-11-25T15:55:06Z")

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Man do I hate it when I have to **ick** up SUV’s. If you’re not careful, **oldscratch** , I’m gonna get Jesse Jackson in here and make him hug you!

::d&r::

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**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-start-another-riot-looting-and-pillaging-to-follow-later/42237/26 "2000-11-25T16:55:30Z")

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Well, I’m in a pretty pissy mood as it is…

Molotov cocktail, anyone?

_::hurls firebombs at cops, store windows, and cars::_

_ **FOOOOOOOOOOOOm!!!** _

_::emerges from a wall of flame like a phoenix, leather trenchcoat flapping dramatically in the wind::_

Mmmmmm. I love the smell of napalm in the morning…

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-start-another-riot-looting-and-pillaging-to-follow-later/42237/27 "2000-11-26T00:44:33Z")

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\<Inspector Clench\>A Rrr-hoit ist an Ug-ly ZING…Unt I sink zhat it iz jhust about time ZAT VE HAFF VUN!!!\</Inspector Clench\>

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-lets-start-another-riot-looting-and-pillaging-to-follow-later/42237/28 "2000-11-26T18:55:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \*  
> \*\*\<Inspector Clench\>A Rrr-hoit ist an Ug-ly ZING…Unt I sink zhat it iz jhust about time ZAT VE HAFF VUN!!!\</Inspector Clench\> \*\*

::hucks a rock at the foreign guy::

Tripler

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