# I'm 'bout to git me some...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bout-to-git-me-some/94700
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 22, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bout-to-git-me-some/94700 "2001-11-22T03:15:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
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### Author:  [@jane\_says](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jane_says)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bout-to-git-me-some/94700/1 "2001-11-22T03:15:40Z")
Yep! Good lovin’, down by the fire.
I’m married. I sleep with the hubby every night. But we’ve had a dry spell for about the last two weeks. Ever have one of those days when you think about it all day long? Well, today has been one of those days for me. I bought a new pair of pants that look killer on me (and I have waaay low self-esteem, so I don’t think like that often). I’ve been feelin’ hot ever since I left the dressing room, thinking of my behind in those super-low-rise khakis (and yeah, I’m aware khakis aren’t sexy, and also I should probably be thinking of someone else’s ass when I get horny, but it didn’t work out that way today). I’m at work now. Got just under an hour to go. I’ve dealt with weeping psychiatric patients all evening, many of them refusing to believe that their Klonopin will **not** be called in before this holiday weekend. I’m damn tired of it. And I’m ready to go home and get funky.
Anyone else looking forward to a little hide-the-salami tonight? 🙂
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### Author:  [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bout-to-git-me-some/94700/2 "2001-11-22T03:21:29Z")
Ack! I’m being corrupted!
[sub]And I think I like it…[/sub]😃
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### Author:  [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bout-to-git-me-some/94700/3 "2001-11-22T03:37:48Z")
Oh yeah, baby. Me and my girlfriend Rosey.
-Syko
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### Author:  [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bout-to-git-me-some/94700/4 "2001-11-22T05:17:16Z")
[jackson browne voice]
**But Rosie you’re all right – you wear my ring
When you hold me tight – Rosie that’s my thing
When you turn out the light – I’ve got to hand it to me
Looks like it’s me and you again tonight Rosie**
[/jackson browne voice]
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### Author:  [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2001, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bout-to-git-me-some/94700/5 "2001-11-22T06:41:14Z")
AWWWWW YEAAAAAAH… My left hand and I are gonna be on REAL friendly terms tonight!
[sub]You gotta follow up on that OP woman![/sub]
* * *
Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons!
~And I know I wasn’t right, but it felt so good… -Better Than Ezra
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### Author:  [@jane\_says](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jane_says)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bout-to-git-me-some/94700/6 "2001-11-25T03:44:13Z")
M’kay, I’m following up on the OP.
So, um…how was it for you guys? 😉
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### Author:  [@gasser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gasser)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bout-to-git-me-some/94700/7 "2001-11-25T04:10:18Z")
I still haven’t got any :((
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### Author:  [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bout-to-git-me-some/94700/8 "2001-11-25T04:21:16Z")
You know hurting when you’re SURE she was going to get some…
ice cream.
_sigh_
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### Author:  [@cheezit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheezit)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bout-to-git-me-some/94700/9 "2001-11-25T04:34:09Z")
Look at the dates of **jane\_says** ’ posts. The OP was on 11/21. The “follow-up” was on 11/24. Now, I gotta say this. That must have been one helluva “hide-the-salami” session!!! 3 days!! :D:D The question to be asked is not how it was for **us**. It should be “how was is for **you** ”? :eek:😃
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### Author:  [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bout-to-git-me-some/94700/10 "2001-11-25T04:37:39Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by jane\_says \*
> \*\*So, um…how was it for you guys? 😉 \*\*
The battery on the camcorder died midway through the “flying monkey with popsicles” scene. Would you mind repeating that one?
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### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bout-to-git-me-some/94700/11 "2001-11-25T04:49:40Z")
I don’t remember the last time I wanted “some”
stupid medication ☹
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### Author:  [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2001, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bout-to-git-me-some/94700/12 "2001-11-25T12:25:25Z")
As usual, my life sucks, and I will continue to be alone. As I expect to be for the rest of my life.
Do not cry for me, Marge and Tina.
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### Author:  [@DMAAN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMAAN)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2001, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bout-to-git-me-some/94700/13 "2001-11-25T14:42:44Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by GuanoLad \*
> \*\*As usual, my life sucks, \*\*
It’s funny what a letter will do. Put a w instead of an l in life and I’m walking with a spring in my step this morning.
d
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### Author:  [@psychogumby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychogumby)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2001, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bout-to-git-me-some/94700/14 "2001-11-26T08:25:22Z")
call me mildly perverted, but I found it amusing how this thread was juxtaposed just above the (now closed) ‘I slept with a hooker … and feel terrible’ thread.
😃
Ah, those wacky moderators. 😉