# "I'm casual; you're messy; he's a slob" Game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 8, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670 "2008-09-08T21:06:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/1 "2008-09-08T21:06:10Z")

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We always use the best adjectives for ourselves, then people we know, and the worst for other people. For this game say the same thing three different ways: for myself, for you, and for him.

I’m a sexually free spirit.  
You really sleep around.  
He’s a total slut.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/2 "2008-09-08T21:08:03Z")

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I’m a gourmand  
You’re a glutton  
He’s a pig

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/3 "2008-09-08T21:09:53Z")

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I’m a take charge type.  
You’re obsessive.  
He’s a control freak.

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**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/4 "2008-09-08T21:12:20Z")

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I’m charmingly eccentric.  
You’re an oddball.  
He’s batshit insane.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/5 "2008-09-08T21:16:06Z")

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I’m self-confident.  
You’re full of yourself.  
He’s a narcissist.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/6 "2008-09-08T21:17:51Z")

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My cats are members of the family.  
Your cats are cute pets.  
Everyone else’s cats are just animals they feed.

My hobby is a fascinating pursuit.  
Your hobby is an endearing eccentricity.  
His hobby is a baffling waste of time and money.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/7 "2008-09-08T21:24:37Z")

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I’m a visionary.  
You’re a dreamer.  
He’s lazy.

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/8 "2008-09-08T21:25:53Z")

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I’m outgoing and assertive.

You’re bossy.

She’s a bitch.

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**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/9 "2008-09-08T21:28:39Z")

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The ball was knocked out of my hands.  
You lost control of the ball.  
What a fumble! He totally coughed it up!

Our campaign is staying “on message”.  
Your campaign is simply recycling the same message from [earlier this week/last week/last month/etc.].  
That other campaign is simply saying the same thing they’ve always said.

I like to hit the gas promptly when the light turns green.  
He’s wasting gas with those jackrabbit starts of his.  
What’s that jerkoff doing, _drag racing_?

I’m sexually adventurous.  
You’re into [].  
He/she’s a total [] freak.

Our company doesn’t have as many resources to devote to customer service as we’d like.  
Your company has lousy customer service.  
I can’t get through to that other company at all! They’re defrauding their customers!

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/10 "2008-09-08T21:34:04Z")

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My kids are high spirited.  
Your kids are rambunctious.  
Their kids are brats.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/11 "2008-09-08T21:36:15Z")

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I’m having a good time.  
You’re a bit tipsy.  
He’s shitfaced.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/12 "2008-09-08T21:38:35Z")

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I’m voluptuous.  
You’re big boned.  
He’s a fatass.

Alternatively,

I’m svelte.  
You’re skinny.  
He’s emaciated.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/13 "2008-09-08T21:38:41Z")

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I never throw anything away as long as it may still be useful.  
Your house is a bit cluttered.  
He’s worse than the [Collyer brothers!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collier_brothers)

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/14 "2008-09-08T21:43:50Z")

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I’m buzzed  
You’re drunk  
He’s sh\*tfaced

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/15 "2008-09-08T21:45:08Z")

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I’m a skeptic.  
You’re closed-minded.  
He’s intolerant.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/16 "2008-09-08T21:50:01Z")

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I have aquiline featues.  
You have a distinctive profile.  
He has a big nose.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/17 "2008-09-08T22:58:41Z")

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I’m engaging.  
You’re talkative.  
He won’t shut the fuck up.

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**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/18 "2008-09-08T22:59:33Z")

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I care about the environment.  
You obsess over global warming.  
He’s a tree-hugger.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/19 "2008-09-08T23:01:54Z")

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I’m informed.  
You’re opinionated.  
He’s a loudmouth.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/20 "2008-09-08T23:07:26Z")

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I enjoy academic and intellectual pursuits.  
You’re a bookworm.  
He’s a pussy.

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