# "I'm casual; you're messy; he's a slob" Game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 8, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670 "2008-09-08T21:06:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/21 "2008-09-08T23:12:39Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > I never throw anything away as long as it may still be useful. > Your house is a bit cluttered. > He’s worse than the [Collyer brothers!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collier_brothers) Going off this, and to expand on George Carlin: I have stuff. You have junk. He has a lot of shit! ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/22 "2008-09-08T23:17:46Z")
I have a thick, attractive beard. You could use a shave. He’s scraggly. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/23 "2008-09-08T23:31:15Z")
I have a very keen sense of my surroundings. You’re quite the detective. He’s paranoid. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/24 "2008-09-08T23:32:14Z")
> [@Justin\_Credible](#): > > I have a very keen sense of my surroundings. > You’re quite the detective. > He’s paranoid. Or… I’m thoughtful. You’re distracted. He’s oblivious. ---
**Author:** ![Kalea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b487fb/32.png) [@Kalea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalea)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/25 "2008-09-09T00:03:18Z")
[Quote] ([http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0030015/quotes](http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0030015/quotes)) from Bernard Woolley in Yes, Prime Minister: > [@](#): > > Oh, that’s another of those irregular verbs, isn’t it? > > I give confidential press briefings; > You leak; > He’s been charged under Section 2a of the Official Secrets Act. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/26 "2008-09-09T00:08:28Z")
Quite appropriate for political discourse here: I support my political party. You are a partisan. He is a loony lib/tighty rightie. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/27 "2008-09-09T04:34:59Z")
I’m flexible. You’re pretty easy-going yourself, but he’s completely wishy-washy! I’ve learned to be assertive, you’re strong-minded, but she’s a pushy, self-centered prima donna! ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/28 "2008-09-09T08:44:34Z")
I am a thought-provoking Doper. You never give cites. He is a troll. ---
**Author:** ![Ruse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a587f6/32.png) [@Ruse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruse)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/29 "2008-09-09T10:25:59Z")
I’m an idealist. You’re a bleeding heart. He’s delusional. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/30 "2008-09-09T12:21:11Z")
I had the discipline, dedication, and devotion to earn several college degrees. You really extended your college years past a psychological healthy point in your life. He’s living in an ivy league tower afraid to face the real world. Of course I should pass on my superior genes as much as I can. Don’t you know anything about birth control? He breeds like a rabbit. ---
**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/31 "2008-09-09T13:03:34Z")
I am open and honest. You’re blunt. He’s a rude asshole. I am steadfast in my principles. You’re stubborn. He’s a bigot. I am aware of my intellectual limitations. You’ve got a lot to learn. He’s an ignorant yahoo. I know when to fight and when to withdraw. You need to start standing up for yourself. He’s a yellow-bellied coward. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/32 "2008-09-09T13:11:51Z")
[Caption this photo](http://www.flickr.com/photos/kathysq/2837250450/) What a lovely painting of a woman playing a guitar. She’s holding a wheel of Gouda. When is she going to cut the cheese? What kind of Asian slapping somone’s ass sex act is that a picture of? ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/33 "2008-09-09T15:24:36Z")
I’m frugal. You’re tight with your money. She’s cheap. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/34 "2008-09-09T15:28:29Z")
I’m progressive You’re liberal He’s a socialist ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/35 "2008-09-09T15:29:18Z")
I’m charismatic. You’re likeable. He’s an ass kisser. I’m rugged. You’re rustic. He’s a redneck. I glow. You perspire. He sweats like a pig. I’m a rebel. You’re an outlaw. He’s a criminal. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/36 "2008-09-09T15:46:21Z")
I’m judicious. You’re judgemental. He’s an asshole. I’m magisterial. You’re well-informed. He’s a know-it-all. I’m an oenophile. You love wine. He’s a wino. I’m a statesman. You’re a politician. He’s a hack. I’m a Trekker. You’re a Trekkie. He really should get a life! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/37 "2008-09-09T21:12:31Z")
My favorite college team’s coach believes in giving players from educationally-disadvantaged backgrounds opportunities to become student-athletes. Your favorite college team’s coach has recruited a few academic borderline cases over the years. That guy’s favorite college team’s coach fields a bunch of functional illiterates. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/38 "2008-09-09T21:16:19Z")
My representative in government is making sure my district gets its fair share. Your representative in government is a bit too eager to approve spending for your district, no matter how effectively the money might be spent. His representative uses pork money to buy elections. ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670/39 "2008-09-10T14:45:18Z")
I’m sexy. You’re daring. She looks like a slut. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-casual-youre-messy-hes-a-slob-game/462670.md?page=1)