# I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 24, 2007, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961 "2007-07-24T14:45:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/1 "2007-07-24T14:45:43Z")
Why don’t you have a seat over there? ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/2 "2007-07-24T14:46:46Z")
I knew it was you. I knew it. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/3 "2007-07-24T14:52:02Z")
I…uhhh…think I have the wrong house. ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/4 "2007-07-24T14:54:33Z")
Really, the beer was just for me. I wasn’t gonna give it to the 14 YO boy I came here to see. The condoms? Oh those are for my drug mule business. Oh, and it’s really hot out, that’s why I’m naked. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/5 "2007-07-24T15:07:06Z")
I’m just the pizza guy!! I swear I got the wrong address! Don’t take me to jail, I don’t know anything about no kids! ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/6 "2007-07-24T15:08:49Z")
Here, hold this condom… {runs away} {slams car door} {screeching tires} ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/7 "2007-07-24T15:13:57Z")
I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/8 "2007-07-24T15:17:41Z")
14? No, no, no. I’m here to see the 18-year old boy. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/9 "2007-07-24T15:19:07Z")
Wow, Chris, your timing is perfect! You can videotape me lecturing this careless 14-year-old girl on the dangers of setting up sexual liaisons with older men on the internet! Great work you’re doing, by the way. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/10 "2007-07-24T15:20:07Z")
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic] I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. [/QUOTE] Do you know what you’ve done? Did you know she was only 13 years old? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/11 "2007-07-24T15:25:43Z")
[QUOTE=elmwood] Do you know what you’ve done? Did you know she was only 13 years old? [/QUOTE] She said she was 18. I was only going to talk. I’ve never done this before. What’s on that print out? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/12 "2007-07-24T15:29:34Z")
Uh… uh… can I interest you in some Amway? ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/13 "2007-07-24T15:30:27Z")
Chris, what in the heck are you doing in my kitchen…? Oh, wait, this isn’t MY kitchen…heh, looks like I wandered into the wrong house again! I’m always doing that… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/14 "2007-07-24T15:31:04Z")
“Landshark.” ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/15 "2007-07-24T15:34:11Z")
[stone phillips] Well, er. Hello, Chris. Um. [/stone phillips] ---
**Author:** ![The\_Unkempt\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Unkempt\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Unkempt_One)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/16 "2007-07-24T15:34:43Z")
Are you a cop? ---
**Author:** ![Man\_from\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Man\_from\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_from_Mars)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/17 "2007-07-24T15:45:19Z")
And keep your hands out of your pockets. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/18 "2007-07-24T15:48:57Z")
Not on my side of the border, you aren’t. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Hildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@Johnny\_Hildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Hildo)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/19 "2007-07-24T15:58:37Z")
Why don’t I have a seat over here? No, you self-aggrandizing fuckbag, your face can have a seat on my fists. (PUNCH) How many times are you going to mention your own name in a single episode, bitch? (PUNCH) Too bad the cops are outside and not in here, huh? (PUNCH) Looks like my hands are where you can see them, aren’t they, Blowdry? (PUNCH) Chris, I’m not a cop, so you are free to leave at any time. (PUNCH) ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/20 "2007-07-24T15:59:06Z")
Just a sec, let me get this [pistol into my mouth](http://www.onelocalnews.com/whiterockreviewer/stories/index.php?action=fullnews&id=136184) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961.md?page=2)