# I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 24, 2007, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961 "2007-07-24T14:45:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/41 "2007-07-24T22:34:41Z")
Don’t get saucy with me, Hansen. I only came here because I felt this teen needed a mentor. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/42 "2007-07-24T22:50:40Z")
Goddamn bitch set me up! Where’s Reagan? Bitch set me up! ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/43 "2007-07-24T22:56:04Z")
“Chris Hansen”? I’m John Stossel with ABC News, and you’ve been stung by an undercover investigation. How do you respond to… Wait a minute. Whose cameras are those? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/44 "2007-07-25T02:02:42Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] Um…Did somebody here order a pizza? [/QUOTE] BOOM-CHICKA-WA-WA-BOOM ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/45 "2007-07-25T02:06:27Z")
It’s an extra large Irish sausage and…oh, Mr. Hansen, I didn’t see you there. Well, I’ll just leave this for the crew, okay? No need to see me out. ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/46 "2007-07-25T03:06:44Z")
NO! I’m Chris Hansen! Who is this man?! ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/47 "2007-07-25T13:02:44Z")
[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima] And does anyone know how to rip those MP3s from the Sound Board? I’ll sell my soul. It’s not worth much, but it might be worth 5 min if your time. 🙂 [/QUOTE] Download an audio program (like Goldwave) and you can record them directly to your soundcard. Then save the files as mp3 files. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/48 "2007-07-25T13:08:02Z")
Chris Hansen, huh? **looks at staircase** Man, you would not _believe_ some of the stuff your daughter has been IMing me! ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/49 "2007-07-25T13:21:08Z")
[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima] Hansen: “So, what part of the Bible tells you to say all of this kind of stuff? 'I’d like to suck on your BEEP play with your nipples and-- where’s that in the Bible? Is that in the Old Testament or the New Testament?” [Chris Hansen sound board.](http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Westmar.aspx) [/QUOTE] Soundbite 32, btw. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/50 "2007-07-25T13:23:27Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] Chris _Hansen?!_ No no no no no. I came here to meet Chris [_Jansing_](http://www.cameroncole.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=News_Babes/MSNBC/Chris_Jansing&image=200609030069.jpg&img=&tt=)! _Is that why you brought condoms to visit a 50-year-old TV anchorwoman?_ ] [/QUOTE] No way Chris Jansing is 50?!?! And THIS… [QUOTE=The Scrivener] Don’t get saucy with me, Hansen. I only came here because I felt this teen needed a mentor. [/QUOTE] Must be said in Sean Connery’s voice! ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/51 "2007-07-25T16:10:02Z")
[QUOTE=interface2x] Download an audio program (like Goldwave) and you can record them directly to your soundcard. Then save the files as mp3 files. [/QUOTE] [Audacity](http://audacity.sourceforge.net/) is the best free software for this sort of thing, IMO. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/52 "2007-07-25T16:38:35Z")
[QUOTE=FriarTed] No way Chris Jansing is 50?!?! [/QUOTE] I know, isn’t it [amazing](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Jansing)? ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/53 "2007-07-25T17:42:59Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] I know, isn’t it [amazing](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Jansing)? [/QUOTE] “Amazing” isn’t the word I was thinking of. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/54 "2007-07-25T17:56:21Z")
[QUOTE=mhendo] [Audacity](http://audacity.sourceforge.net/) is the best free software for this sort of thing, IMO. [/QUOTE] I use Audacity to cut down full length MP3s so I can send them to my phone as ringtones, but I had no idea I could rip an mp3 off of a Java app with it. ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/55 "2007-07-25T18:45:16Z")
She said she was 31! You wouldn’t discriminate against somebody with dyslexia-that’s against the ADA! ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/56 "2007-07-25T19:02:42Z")
[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima] I use Audacity to cut down full length MP3s so I can send them to my phone as ringtones, but I had no idea I could rip an mp3 off of a Java app with it. [/QUOTE] It won’t actually rip it the way you rip music from a CD. You will have to allow the sound to play, and use Audacity to record it from the output of your sound card or onboard sound. Then, once you’ve recorded it, you can export to wav, mp3, etc. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/57 "2007-07-25T19:08:59Z")
[QUOTE=The Scrivener] Don’t get saucy with me, Hansen. I only came here because I felt this teen needed a mentor. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=FriarTed] Must be said in Sean Connery’s voice! [/QUOTE] :dubious: (And that would be a Connery eyebrow-lift, BTW.) Dunno about Connery, but I had Harvey Korman in mind for the first line. Riffing off of **History of the World, Part I** , 'natch. Do you suppose that when Chris Hansen visits his favorite restaurant, the maitre-'d relishes saying “Hello, Chris Hansen, why don’t you take a seat over here?” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/58 "2007-07-25T19:10:32Z")
[QUOTE=The Scrivener] Do you suppose that when Chris Hansen visits his favorite restaurant, the maitre-'d relishes saying “Hello, Chris Hansen, why don’t you take a seat over here?” 🙂 [/QUOTE] If I was the maitre-d’, I would hide from him and call out, “Come on in and have a cookie; I’m changing my shirt!” ---
**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/59 "2007-07-26T02:48:53Z")
Is the one on tonight from New Jersey new? Because if so, Hansen seems to have turned the smug superiority up to eleven. He just walked up to some guy on the beach while wearing sunglasses and trendy suit with no socks. What a pompous pud. He’s also seemingly much more of a wiseass, which I didn’t think was possible. And they have added a bit where the female decoy explains how she expertly reelled them in. And did I just see a young Asian perp ram his head into the bar? ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-chris-hansen-with-dateline-nbc/412961/60 "2007-07-26T02:53:44Z")
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