# I'm clean shaven! Yikes!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 31, 2005, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-clean-shaven-yikes/287541 "2005-01-31T04:40:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-clean-shaven-yikes/287541/1 "2005-01-31T04:40:43Z")
For the first time in 10 years, I’m clean shaven. Full beard til about 98 then goatee ever since. I have no idea what I was thinking. I now look like I’m 4. Oh well, it’ll grow back. ---
**Author:** ![Dvorak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@Dvorak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dvorak)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-clean-shaven-yikes/287541/2 "2005-01-31T04:45:39Z")
> [@CapnPitt](#): > > For the first time in 10 years, I’m clean shaven. \*\*Full beard til about 98 then goatee ever since. > > I have no idea what I was thinking. I now look like I’m 4\*\*. Oh well, it’ll grow back. A 98 year old hairless man that looks 4 years old?! Are you a Botox injecting Midget? ---
**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-clean-shaven-yikes/287541/3 "2005-01-31T04:48:27Z")
:eek: 1998!!! I had a full beard until 1998!!! ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-clean-shaven-yikes/287541/4 "2005-01-31T05:55:06Z")
You realize we must have a picture to prove you aren’t in fact a Botox-injecting midget now, right? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-clean-shaven-yikes/287541/5 "2005-01-31T17:09:47Z")
Did you shave and make a mistake shaping your goatee and then shave it all off? ---
**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-clean-shaven-yikes/287541/6 "2005-01-31T18:40:43Z")
I trimmed my moustache way too closely, so I figured I’d just get rid of all of it and start fresh. As of today, I’m letting it grow back in. I’m really not happy without it. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-clean-shaven-yikes/287541/7 "2005-01-31T18:55:45Z")
And still…we want a picture. GT ---
**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-clean-shaven-yikes/287541/8 "2005-01-31T19:03:06Z")
you can see me [here](http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/pictures/galleries/newsid_2146000/2146959.stm) ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-clean-shaven-yikes/287541/9 "2005-01-31T23:16:57Z")
> [@CapnPitt](#): > > For the first time in 10 years, I’m clean shaven. Full beard til about 98 then goatee ever since. > > I have no idea what I was thinking. I now look like I’m 4. Oh well, it’ll grow back. Uh, do you have ass cheeks where you chin used to be, too? ---
**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-clean-shaven-yikes/287541/10 "2005-01-31T23:18:39Z")
> [@ouryL](#): > > Uh, do you have ass cheeks where you chin used to be, too? uh, what? ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-clean-shaven-yikes/287541/11 "2005-01-31T23:19:13Z")
I was so hoping a girl started this thread… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-clean-shaven-yikes/287541/12 "2005-01-31T23:29:56Z")
I’ve had a beard for so long I don’t know what my face looks like. I don’t even think I wanna know anymore. Besides the current squeeze likes the beard. If he like to nuzzle it, then nuzzle away sweetie! 😃