# I'm confessing: "50 Shades" made my bits tingle. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 22, 2015, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-confessing-50-shades-made-my-bits-tingle/715668 "2015-03-22T06:08:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-confessing-50-shades-made-my-bits-tingle/715668/21 "2015-03-23T22:25:55Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > We need a Doper orgy, by the sounds of it. Hey, cut that out! I’m eating! ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-confessing-50-shades-made-my-bits-tingle/715668/22 "2015-03-23T22:34:51Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > First the spanking, then the oral sex. Hurrah! I’ll bring chips and dip. And Crisco. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-confessing-50-shades-made-my-bits-tingle/715668/23 "2015-03-23T23:07:59Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > First the spanking, then the oral sex. No, none of that fancy-shmancy stuff for me, thank you very much. I’m strictly a teabag guy. And, only a giver, at that—my momma always taught me it’s more righteous to give than to receive, after all. As a bonus, guys my age have giblets that hang so low, we don’t even have to squat. 🆒 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-confessing-50-shades-made-my-bits-tingle/715668.md?page=1)