# I'm Craving a Tall Glass of MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [December 10, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554 "2012-12-10T01:11:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/181 "2012-12-11T19:16:25Z")
arrrrrrrgggggghhhhh! My Final exam is tomorrow and I haven’t studied. My brain has checked out since I am so close to graduation. AAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/182 "2012-12-11T19:33:37Z")
**Apes** brain! Attention **Apes** brain! Please check in. **Apes** needs to study for her final tomorrow. Thank you and have a pleasant day. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/183 "2012-12-11T20:38:09Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Yeah, **sari** attempt to eat a burger while walkin’ a 100 pound pooch. That’ll work! 😃 Oh yeah, I could see that move now. She already almost knocks me down. I intended to eat the burger before I even got to the pooch, however I was running late so I got chicken after I walked the pooch. I really need to get to the grocery store. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/184 "2012-12-11T20:42:31Z")
Chili dawgs for dindin cause I got chili, I got hot dawgs, I got buns, I got cheese, I got onion and I’m not motivated to make anything else. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/185 "2012-12-11T20:48:20Z")
Go,\*\* Apes\*\*, go! You can do it!!! Speaking of (and not trying to rub it in) work, I am completely finished for the semester. I turned it all in, ate some NOL and went for a long walk. Now I’m sleepy but have no time for a nap because grief group and Sam’s club shopping are happening tonight and I have quite a bit to do before that. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/186 "2012-12-11T21:27:52Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Chili dawgs for dindin cause I got chili, I got hot dawgs, I got buns, I got cheese, I got onion and I’m not motivated to make anything else. One day I am going to get in my truck and start heading south, and you’re going to have some tired, _hungry_ woman knocking at your door. So make extra! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/187 "2012-12-11T21:34:36Z")
Home at last! I’ve got a cake in the oven, the dog has been out 3 times and hasn’t messed in the house yet, so yay! Pup misses her daddy - she’s been looking for him all over, except for when she’s chewing on my fingers. Supper is snow crab legs. I bought them yesterday, but \*\*FCD \*\*didn’t want them, so they’re mine, all MINE!!! 😃 After the cake cools, I’ll frost it and cut it into portions for the pot luck tomorrow. I figure if it’s pre-cut, I don’t have to worry about people being too shy to take a piece. Oh, it’s chocolate with vanilla buttercreme frosting. yum. 😃 That’s all I’ve got. My brain is fried and I’s tahred… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/188 "2012-12-11T21:39:31Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > One day I am going to get in my truck and start heading south, and you’re going to have some tired, _hungry_ woman knocking at your door. So make extra! Yay! Then we can head up to **MOOOOOOM’s** for cake! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/189 "2012-12-11T21:43:29Z")
Actually, \*\*sari \*\*is close enough to come here for dinner, tho it’d be a bit of a drive. Not as far as Jawja, tho! 😉 Sounds like we need to be thinking about a Merrylande/VA/DC Mumpfest after the holidays… ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/190 "2012-12-11T21:51:05Z")
All you Jewish folk that get your skivvies in a wad whenever someone says “Hanukkah is the Jewish Christmas” are absolutely wrong, I have visual proof. [The Hanukkah Reindeer](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/VunderBob/hannukahreindeer-2.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/191 "2012-12-11T21:52:10Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Actually, \*\*sari \*\*is close enough to come here for dinner, tho it’d be a bit of a drive. Not as far as Jawja, tho! 😉 > > Sounds like we need to be thinking about a Merrylande/VA/DC Mumpfest after the holidays… I’m in! ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/192 "2012-12-11T22:01:00Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Yay! Then we can head up to **MOOOOOOM’s** for cake! 😃 I’ll pick her and the cake up in the way down. I’m sure there will be some cake left when we get there :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/193 "2012-12-11T22:02:28Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Actually, \*\*sari \*\*is close enough to come here for dinner, tho it’d be a bit of a drive. Not as far as Jawja, tho! 😉 > > Sounds like we need to be thinking about a Merrylande/VA/DC Mumpfest after the holidays… That’ll work:) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/194 "2012-12-11T22:40:33Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Chili dawgs for dindin cause I got chili, I got hot dawgs, I got buns, I got cheese, I got onion and I’m not motivated to make anything else. > [@sahirrnee](#): > > One day I am going to get in my truck and start heading south, and you’re going to have some tired, _hungry_ woman knocking at your door. So make extra! > [@swampbear](#): > > Yay! Then we can head up to **MOOOOOOM’s** for cake! 😃 > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Actually, \*\*sari \*\*is close enough to come here for dinner, tho it’d be a bit of a drive. Not as far as Jawja, tho! 😉 > > Sounds like we need to be thinking about a Merrylande/VA/DC Mumpfest after the holidays… > [@sahirrnee](#): > > That’ll work:) COUNT ME IN - I’ll just crash at **Bobbio** ’s 😉 😃 ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/195 "2012-12-11T22:50:21Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > Go,\*\* Apes\*\*, go! You can do it!!! > > Speaking of (and not trying to rub it in) work, I am completely finished for the semester. I turned it all in, ate some NOL and went for a long walk. Now I’m sleepy but have no time for a nap because grief group and Sam’s club shopping are happening tonight and I have quite a bit to do before that. Congrats! Thanks **Swampy** , I think that worked 😛 ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/196 "2012-12-11T22:53:48Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Actually, \*\*sari \*\*is close enough to come here for dinner, tho it’d be a bit of a drive. Not as far as Jawja, tho! 😉 > > Sounds like we need to be thinking about a Merrylande/VA/DC Mumpfest after the holidays… My dad would like that. We haven’t seen each other in 4 years. He lives in WV and would definitely find out if I was traveling any where near him. He used to be Special Ops in the Army :eek: ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/197 "2012-12-11T23:03:27Z")
Alas, the crab legs were disappointing. I’ve never had such flavorless crab… ever!! Oh well. And the cake fell - it’s now concave! ☹ It was so beeyooteeful when it came out of the oven, then _WHOMP!!_ Oh well, it’ll still taste good. \*\*FCD \*\*called, freezing! He had no reception in his room, so he had to go to the parking lot to call me. It’s in the 20s in J-town. Poor baby. He went back to his room to cry himself to sleep. Or at least to sleep. Poor guy has been exhausted lately. Goofy Higgs is rasslin’ with her pig. It’s a squeeky toy, but it grunts like a pig! Cracks me up!! I’ll have to play with her a while - gotta tire her out so she sleeps thru the night. And I’ve got to frost the cake. And I plan to shower tonight instead of in the morning - without \*\*FCD \*\*here, I’ll have too much to do before leaving for work. My b-day is in January - is that a good excuse for a gathering?? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/198 "2012-12-11T23:21:20Z")
> [@MOOOOOOM](#): > > without FCD here, I’ll have too much to do before leaving for work. Like what? Clean up after the orgy? Make breakfast for the football team that crashed in the livin’ room? 😛 Nah! That would never do, what with you runnin’ around yellin’ at every body to use coasters. **Apes** glad I could help you find your brain. Now, if only I knew where mine wandered off to… ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/199 "2012-12-11T23:27:06Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Alas, the crab legs were disappointing. I’ve never had such flavorless crab… ever!! Oh well. > > And the cake fell - it’s now concave! ☹ It was so beeyooteeful when it came out of the oven, then _WHOMP!!_ Oh well, it’ll still taste good. > > \*\*FCD \*\*called, freezing! He had no reception in his room, so he had to go to the parking lot to call me. It’s in the 20s in J-town. Poor baby. He went back to his room to cry himself to sleep. Or at least to sleep. Poor guy has been exhausted lately. > > Goofy Higgs is rasslin’ with her pig. It’s a squeeky toy, but it grunts like a pig! Cracks me up!! I’ll have to play with her a while - gotta tire her out so she sleeps thru the night. And I’ve got to frost the cake. And I plan to shower tonight instead of in the morning - without \*\*FCD \*\*here, I’ll have too much to do before leaving for work. > > My b-day is in January - is that a good excuse for a gathering?? 😉 Do we really need an excuse to party? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/200 "2012-12-11T23:31:27Z")
\*\*sari \*\*- good point… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554.md?page=11)