# I'm Craving a Tall Glass of MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [December 10, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554 "2012-12-10T01:11:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/281 "2012-12-13T00:25:39Z")
**Apes & Midget** woo hoo **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/282 "2012-12-13T00:30:34Z")
Congrats, **Apes**! So what are you going to do with your shiny new fancy pants degree?? ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/283 "2012-12-13T00:32:35Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Congrats, **Apes**! So what are you going to do with your shiny new fancy pants degree?? Nothing right now. I am sticking with my current job. I got a Christmas bonus! It’s been a good day. I am planning on getting to bed early tonight, I stayed up too late studying last night and I’s tie-ard. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/284 "2012-12-13T00:44:13Z")
That reminds me - the traditional Christmas gift at work is a honey baked ham - I wonder if us temps get one too? It’d be cool to have 2 hams! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/285 "2012-12-13T01:14:31Z")
Yay **Apes** and **Midget**! Home form EvenSong over to the church house. We had for real Acolyte tonight so I did not have to Slackolyte. 😃 'Twas a very nice service. We sang one of my fav-o-rite hymns even. Taht’s all I got. I’s tahrd and gonna watch me some teevee until sleepy bye time. Nitey Nite Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/286 "2012-12-13T01:23:14Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > No, **flytrap** , 12/ **21** /12 - we still have 9 days Dammit, I wasted a great joke. Are you sure that you aren’t using a lunar calendar? Congratulations, April. Feels great, doesn’t it? Here I am with a Masters in Instrumentation and Electronics, working on computer networks. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/287 "2012-12-13T01:43:27Z")
It does **Flytrap**. Now I just need a great job that pays more 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/288 "2012-12-13T01:51:59Z")
Well, Mom had finally finished her encounter with the robot. What was expected to be an hour and a half surgery ran for nearly six. :eek: Public service announcement time… If you’re due, get a colonoscopy. Otherwise, even Old Glory Robot Insurance won’t help you when you wind up needing surgery. But, you can at least hope the hospital has a DaVinci surgical robot. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/289 "2012-12-13T01:57:34Z")
Irked, sore, came home. Cold outside, but Rory the Jeep has heated seats.😃 > [@Jynxster](#): > > Parts. Boobies to be specific. Boobies? : perks up : > [@April\_R](#): > > I am finally finished with grad school!!! Yay me! Yay! Woohoo! > [@EmilyG](#): > > I finished writing a piece of music for my friend’s mother. My second-ever commission! 🙂 Congrats! **Ruble** , if I ever win the lottery, I’m soooo doing Santarchy. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/290 "2012-12-13T02:36:06Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Boobies? : perks up : Oh shame, dogbutler, oh the shame! When double entendres are outlawed, only outlaws will have double entendres. However one spells them. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/291 "2012-12-13T02:49:52Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > According to the Mayan calendar the world was supposed to end today. > 12 12 12. Isn’t that the dumbest thing you ever hea Gee, I’d totally forgotten until now. Ya know, if that assssssteroid had been just a little off… Congrats April. Gradual school just got expedited. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/292 "2012-12-13T03:10:53Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Oh shame, dogbutler, oh the shame! > > When double entendres are outlawed, only outlaws will have double entendres. > > However one spells them. I used to know what boobies looked like, but now I have a mammary problem.😛 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/293 "2012-12-13T03:21:12Z")
Tonight my home was filled with song. The bass section was here for a rehearsal. Smokey loved it - she even meowed along for a bit - had the girls in stitches ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/294 "2012-12-13T03:40:25Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > I used to know what boobies looked like, but now I have a mammary problem.😛 That was a _really, really bad joke_. In other news, I have boobies. Just sayin’. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/295 "2012-12-13T04:19:39Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > That was a _really, really bad joke_. > > In other news, I have boobies. Just sayin’. 😛 HELLLLOOOOOOO, NURSE!!!:D:p ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/296 "2012-12-13T04:56:18Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > HELLLLOOOOOOO, NURSE!!!:D:p Hey **Dogbut** , here’s a [pair of boobies](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/VunderBob/pairofboobies.jpg) fer ya… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/297 "2012-12-13T05:03:01Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > In other news, I have boobies. Me too, but even after all these years it still makes no sense to me. Even my cat looks at me like “Dude, wtf? That’s like me having whiskers on my butt.” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/298 "2012-12-13T11:10:29Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ 'Tis 47 Amurrkin and windy out with a predicted high of 61. Guess this means I should wear a jacket today. 😃 **gotti** glad you’re mom got through her robotic encounter and hope she’s recoverin’ well. **MOOOOOOM** yay for good Higgs checkup. Admit it, she’s slowly but surely becomin’ your doggie too. You should get a ham because, well, HAM! **Rosie** the big question is was Smokey’s audition good enough for her to make it into the chorus? 😃 Now I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy wants to be fed. Then, alas, irk purtification must commence. Visit from TPTB today. Rah. Happy Thursday Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/299 "2012-12-13T11:47:14Z")
Good morning, Mumpland!! Work is literally a pain in the neck. I’ve been messing around with my chair height and my screens’ positions and how I wear my glasses, but it still doesn’t seem to help. I wonder if hanging by my ankles will do anything?? :eek: Poor \*\*FCD \*\*wasn’t feeling well last night. I fear he may have caught what our daughter had last week. If so, he’s in for a miserable drive home tomorrow. Poor baby. ☹ With luck, the pug’s curative powers will help him. Our thinkgeek order arrived yesterday, and I got myself [this tshirt](http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ebf3/?srp=1), just because it cracked me up! 😃 I expect there are a few folks here who’d like [this one](http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/d4a0/?pfm=tshirts-apparel_featured_d4a0_3)better. That’s all I’ve got for now. Time to dive into the world of AutoCAD! Woohoo! Envy me!! Or rescue me from this cubicle. EIther way… Happy Thursday! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/300 "2012-12-13T11:53:04Z")
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