# I'm Craving a Tall Glass of MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [December 10, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554 "2012-12-10T01:11:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/521 "2012-12-17T02:31:49Z")
> [@tarragon918](#): > > We were able to get almost everything we wanted, except for a rib roast. There were -none- at that Walmart, I don’t know why but there weren’t even any areas in the beef section marked for rib roasts. Jesus, (excuse me, Rosie, Moses and Aaron on a stick), it’s f–king WalMart. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/522 "2012-12-17T02:33:14Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Me: Do you have any that are larger that three quarters of a pound > Clerk: This one’s not three quarters, it’s zero point seven five pounds Where do you live, Mississippi? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/523 "2012-12-17T03:16:53Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Where do you live, Mississippi? > 🙂 No, worse…Arkansas. :eek: Seriously, this was about 5 miles outside of Philadelphia…the Pennsylvania one, not the Mississississississippi one ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/524 "2012-12-17T03:39:57Z")
A neighbor couldnt go so they gave me two 2nd row endzone seats to the Texans Colts game and mentioned they often get ‘Lambeau Leapers’ in their laps. Fortunately my 12 year old daughter wanted to do a daddy daughter day so this was our date. I told her maybe, just maybe Andre Johnson or someone like that might score and end up in our lap. Still, what are the odds? Apparently pretty good. He scored and landed next to us about half way through the first quarter. Thank you, sir, for saving my bacon. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/525 "2012-12-17T03:58:03Z")
We patted him down for weapons… besides two big guns, he wuz clean. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/526 "2012-12-17T04:04:05Z")
Had to work today. Blurf. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/527 "2012-12-17T18:31:38Z")
[Perseus](http://s1133.beta.photobucket.com/user/cwmorrow/media/kittens_zpsf513d444.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0) and her calico sibling, Ginny. First vet trip today. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-craving-a-tall-glass-of-mmp/643554/528 "2012-12-17T18:41:51Z")
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