Always liked Bruce as the kid “Gavin”:
“I have read, that if you were to melt people down and sell their component parts, they’d only be worth 87 cents…That’s gotta be a pretty weird store, though.”
Fan site here has some good stuff, including skit transcripts.
My Gazebo!
BTW you can’t crush my head lOl
Ya’ know I only have one friend who gets the whole sqashing your head bit.
We do it all the time out of the blue and then roll in fits of laughter leaving eveone around us confused.
And I swear the chicken lady has children at my childrens school. I saw her walking them to school the other day!
What was the name of the escape artist Dave Foley played? It was a short biography of this guy who devoted his entire life into getting out his straight jacket (which he never managed to do). The worst moment of his life was when he was in a mental hospital and the inmates around him managed to get out of their straight jackets.
Cyril St. John. That was a great sketch, particularly the narration.
Another vote for the ‘Daves I know’ song.
Also Bruce as the vapid girl who sings, ‘I don’t spread for no roses.’
I can’t remember the character’s name, but Bruce plays a teenager aspiring rock guitarist who can wail on chords, but then slows down painfully to pluck out the lead lines before barreling ahead again with power chords…I like that sketch prob cos that’s about how well I play lead guitar myself. 
Straight out of the thread title: The Head Crusher Duels The Face Squisher.
Oh and Rod Torfulson’s Armada featuring Herman Menderchuck.
“Tramp, she’s a tramp, she’s a trampoline girl!”
And Bruce, connecting with his little dog… <burp>.
Or Bruce, alone in a room, with a beat playing… when it drops, he looks at the camera and says, tentatively: “Can you dig it?”
I second the Terrier song; that was pure gold.
I liked the incompetent doctor sketch. “How far can you really go on charm alone? Well, pretty far, actually!” Foley gave such perfect, upbeat delivery in that monologue.
But my alltime favorite, which I haven’t seen in years and years (and years), so I don’t really remember, went something like:
“Never put salt in your eyes. Never. Always? Never. Always put salt in your eyes? Never? Always. Always put salt in your eyes…AAAARRGGHHH!!!”
I was a fan of the show, but not on a level that I knew when it aired. I do remember loving it in HBO, and being mildly disappointed when it got edited down to basic cable, though it was still funny. Despite not being a rabid fanboy, I found the series finale – in particular the sketch where the secretaries had to hand in their wigs – to be quite touching.
I was going to mention these guys, but couldn’t remember their names. I find myself saying “Now we’re cooking with evil gas!” outloud every now and then. Yes, I’ve seen many a puzzled face in my day.
Also…
Now now Murray, I’m busy Murray, come back later Murray, can’t you see I’m doing something Murray? You’re bothering me Murray. Go clean up Murray, stop bothering me Murray, I’M BUSY MURRAY, NOT NOW MURRAYY!!!
The skit where Satan changes Scotts hair into weed in exchange for his jean jacket
The Compensation skit: “He won’t be back for nine months thanks to Momma Compensation. I hear he bought a dog and trained it!”
Fucking Good Ham: “No dad-it’s the truth-look at that ham. It’s flavorful, it’s juicy, it’s well prepared…it’s the universal truth…that’s FUCKIIN’ GOOD HAM, DAD!”
Running Faggot running…
Running Faggot running…
Running Faggot running freeeeeeeee…
Godspeed, faggot!
Vaya con dios, el fagot!
“Give me some tea. You bastard.”
“LOPEZ!”
Correct me if I’m wrong, but this may be the most oblique sketch they ever did. And it’s the one that has stuck in my mind more than any other over the past ten years.
“LOPEZ! Where’s the FIRE?”
“Well, welcome aboard. I just want you to know it’s a real team here and…it’s not working out.”
Daddy…what’s that bad man doing to my pet donkey?
Anyone remember Sex Boy?
My all-time favourite has to be the one with the Chicken Lady on a blind date with Dave Foley - “Of course it’s good, cause they’re fresh. Straight out of my body and on to the plate.”
And of course anything with Sir Simon Milligan and manservant Hecubus. I’ve got a clip of one of those as the startup sound on my computer - “I’m ready to serve you Master…and Satan!”
I confused a co-worker the other day with the “My pen! My pen!” bit. I’m in an office with six other people right off the lunch room and my desk is by the door, which means that my pens always vanish, so it seemed appropriate. Unfortunately, my co-worker is very sweet but very clueless about popular culture.
That was the funniest thing in the history of anything. My second favorite was when (I think Dave) was on trial for eating parts of every passenger on his flight when it was delayed. “You do what you have to to survive!”
You had to remind me…
I never, ever want to see Kevin MacDonald’s package again.
I just remembered the one with Kevin McDonald as the husband at a dinner party who always says the most inappropriate thing possible. “How was I supposed to know he was a hostage?!?”
Also, Dave Foley as the demon inside the living room cupboard. “And your teeth will turn to glue! To GLUUUUUUE!”