The scene with Kevin as a disgruntled guy who doesn’t want to wait in the supermarket line and then runs out of the store when he has no money ends with Mark lamenting “But I love him…” Cracks me up every time.
Oh, I just remembered another one with Mark and Kevin where Mark is the braces girl who has a boy(Kevin IIRC) over when her parents are gone. I don’t remember much but it ends with Kevin getting raped by a rottweiler…
Quite possibly the most “wrong” thing I’ve ever seen.
Brain Candy is very good. The Kids were disappointed because they were made to “hold back” and produce a more universally loved movie. :rolleyes: Please all and please none.
“Darcy, Darcy, Darcy Pernell, she makes your life a lot less hell!”
There was a bit with Dave and Kevin where they’re practicing their golf swing, and one of them keeps bringing up chicken salad sandwiches for some reason.
Fact girl: “It’s a fact: The Queen of England doesn’t know her ABC’S.”
Q of E: “A B C D R …F …Q …'Ello!”
Fact girl: “It’s a fact!”
Kevin and Dave singing about liposuction to a date in a restaurant.
“Office Submarine!” gets a lot of play in my life.
I also like the two hookers played by Scott and Kevin. At one point, Kevin’s hooker starts having a heart attack and Scott yells “Someone call 9-I-I!”
Also, what was that talk show with Kevin dressed in drag and his character’s name was Marcy? I remember the theme song was really out of tune and had hilarious lyrics.
What always gets me howling about the Sizzler sisters sketch is the lipstick all over their faces and their demands of the hostages “You two love each other!”
If you’re crushing my head, I’m pinching your face!
Duh, hit submit too soon. There’s a sketch with Bruce and Mark (in drag) meeting for a date at Bruce’s apartment. They are trying to decide what to do, and they’re saying “so we could go out for dinner, catch a movie, and maybe come back here for drinks.” They both confess they’ve already eaten! “So we could go catch a movie and then come back here…for drinks.” They’ve both seen every movie! “So we’ll just come back here…for drinks!” “What if we skip drinks and go right to the making out?” “How about we skip making out and go right to sex?” “What if we skip sex and go right to the guilt?” Mark then makes a hasty exit and the date is over in 5 minutes.
Actually, he didn’t buy the beer. They asked him to after commenting on the faggy stuff, and he walked off and debated about whether he should. By the time he decided to do it, Bruce already had.
