# I'm deeeeeeply offended
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [March 23, 2004, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956 "2004-03-23T19:06:49Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/21 "2004-03-24T04:07:10Z")
> [@yojimbo](#):
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> _throws rock at **gobear’s** head_
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> **Rooves** if you really want to see anger and split start a thread about how you dropped a piece of litter while walking down the road smoking and bitching about stupid Christian fundies.
And their skanky tattoos.
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### Author:  [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/22 "2004-03-24T04:46:12Z")
I’m so offended by this thread I think they should ban everyone of you.
[sub]Now where did I put my Xanex?[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/23 "2004-03-24T04:51:13Z")
**Ryujin** , I’m offended by your username.
It sounds vaguely Japanese, and I don’t think you are. By appropriating a Japanesish name, you’re disrespecting the Japanese. By disrespecting the Japanese, you’re disrespecting _all_ Asians.
My mother is Indian, which means you are displaying blatant disrespect for ME with your username.
I demand that you change it immediately, you insensitive bastard.
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### Author:  [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/24 "2004-03-24T05:13:08Z")
Ahh, but I think I’m _turning_ Japanese. Yes, I really think so.
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### Author:  [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/25 "2004-03-24T05:44:24Z")
\I was going to eat your pussy too, but then I got high…\
What, not that kind of stoned? I’m highly offended.
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### Author:  [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/26 "2004-03-24T06:12:32Z")
For the record, I almost never call for the banning of people who offend me.
It’s more fun to mock them.
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### Author:  [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/27 "2004-03-24T13:08:08Z")
> [@Miller](#):
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> For the record, I almost never call for the banning of people who offend me.
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> It’s more fun to mock them.
Maybe so…but it’s more fun to wait for them to get banned and THEN mock them, especially because then you can also mock them _for being banned_. And the best part is that they can’t defend themselves! It’s a win/win!
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/28 "2004-03-24T13:54:24Z")
> [@Libertarian](#):
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> Is this supposed to be about me and Barbra Streisand’s ass?
Yeah, like it’s _always_ about you and Barbra Streisand’s ass.
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/29 "2004-03-24T14:22:15Z")
> [@World Eater](#):
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> …and on that road you were almost hit by someone driving a huge SUV, and after it drove by, a lady breastfeeding her child in public on the side of the road laughed at you…
Don’t tell me - let me guess - that SUV was driving the speed limit in the fast lane. And not using turn signals. And tailgating. And the baby was circumsized.
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### Author:  [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/30 "2004-03-24T14:33:35Z")
> [@GMRyujin](#):
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> Now do I get to start the “You all say you’re offended by X, but Y happened in Kajagoogoo yesterday and WHERE WERE ALL THE THREADS!!! YOU HYPOCRITES!!” thread?
> [@GMRyujin](#):
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> Ahh, but I think I’m _turning_ Japanese. Yes, I really think so.
Man, [Kajagoogoo](http://www.vh1.com/artists/az/kajagoogoo/artist.jhtml) and [The Vapours](http://www.vh1.com/artists/az/vapors/artist.jhtml) in one thread? That is soooooo 80’s and that offends me!!!
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### Author:  [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/31 "2004-03-24T14:45:59Z")
> [@Mycroft Holmes](#):
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> Man, [Kajagoogoo](http://www.vh1.com/artists/az/kajagoogoo/artist.jhtml) and [The Vapours](http://www.vh1.com/artists/az/vapors/artist.jhtml) in one thread? That is soooooo 80’s and that offends me!!!
I grew up in the 80s, and the fact that you’re offended by 80s references offends me!!
Oh my God…LIFE is offensive!
_scatter_
“Offensensitivity.”\*
- Had to get the Bloom County reference in FIRST! And it’s from the 80s!!! So EAT IT!
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### Author:  [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/32 "2004-03-24T16:10:54Z")
> [@Hamadryad](#):
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> I grew up in the 80s, and the fact that you’re offended by 80s references offends me!!
I grew up in the 80’s too!!! And Robert Anson Heinlein is one of my favourite author’s and the fact that **you** _stole_ one of his character’s name has me seriously pissed off!!!
Please disregard the previous post if you are in fact the **real** Hamadarling
And the fact that the “show your signature” option is on by default, just because my bank needs four lousy days to transfer money to my PayPal account, has me literally foaming at the mouth!!!
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/33 "2004-03-24T16:35:11Z")
> [@Mycroft Holmes](#):
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> … has me seriously pissed off!!!
Oh shut up you \*guest, \* you.
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### Author:  [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/34 "2004-03-24T16:48:19Z")
> [@BMalion](#):
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> Oh shut up you \*guest, \* you.
Mommiiiiiieeeeeee!! That man called me a bad name! 😉
Just you wait 'til Monday. Then I too will be one of the elite, the chosen, the righteous. I too will be a
_gasp_
_ **"Charter Member"** _.
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### Author:  [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/35 "2004-03-24T16:58:24Z")
> [@Mycroft Holmes](#):
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> I grew up in the 80’s too!!! And Robert Anson Heinlein is one of my favourite author’s and the fact that **you** _stole_ one of his character’s name has me seriously pissed off!!!
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> Please disregard the previous post if you are in fact the **real** Hamadarling
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> And the fact that the “show your signature” option is on by default, just because my bank needs four lousy days to transfer money to my PayPal account, has me literally foaming at the mouth!!!
I have this handle **because** of Heinlein! And YOU have stolen YOUR handle not only from HEINLEIN, but also from DOYLE, and should be wracked with guilt and shame! So don’t you DARE go pointing fingers at ME! I’M OFFENDED BY YOUR HYPOCRISY!
The “show your sig” being on by default is irking the crap out of me, by the way.
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### Author:  [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/36 "2004-03-24T16:58:50Z")
Yeah, but you’ll still be an '02.
[The Exclusive '99 Club](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=246942)
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### Author:  [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/37 "2004-03-24T17:11:50Z")
> [@Libertarian](#):
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> Yeah, but you’ll still be an '02.
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> [The Exclusive '99 Club](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=246942)
But everyone knows '02 was a much better year for white whines pun intended.
And **Hamadarling** , RAH stole it from Sir Arthur, so I’m only stealing by proxy. Plus, it seemed like a cooler name than **Manny** , and **Wyoming** is a girl, which I most decidedly am not. I guess you can tell “The Moon is a Harsh Mistress” is my favourite Heinlein. You’re right about the signature thing though, I forget every time. Thank Og I preview!
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### Author:  [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/38 "2004-03-24T18:20:35Z")
> [@featherlou](#):
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> Don’t tell me - let me guess - that SUV was driving the speed limit in the fast lane. And not using turn signals. And tailgating. And the baby was circumsized.
Furthermore, the SUV driver was childless by choice and the mother was considering day care…
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### Author:  [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/39 "2004-03-24T19:17:36Z")
> [@featherlou](#):
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> Don’t tell me - let me guess - that SUV was driving the speed limit in the fast lane. And not using turn signals. And tailgating. And the baby was circumsized.
IIRC the baby was smoking.
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### Author:  [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-deeeeeeply-offended/235956/40 "2004-03-24T19:58:31Z")
> [@](#):
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> IIRC the baby was smoking.
…unfiltered cigarettes and throwing the butts out the window at blind pedestrian’s seeing eye dogs.
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