# I'm Divorced! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 23, 2010, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-divorced/547735 "2010-07-23T17:23:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-divorced/547735/21 "2010-07-23T22:00:41Z")
Wow, 8 years? I’m always floored when I realize I’ve known some of you cretins for 10 years. Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-divorced/547735/22 "2010-07-23T22:11:27Z")
Cretin? Who are you calling a cretin? Sorry, no time for fighting - I have to run. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-divorced/547735/23 "2010-07-24T00:12:31Z")
> [@Rasa](#): > > Wow, 8 years? I’m always floored when I realize I’ve known some of you cretins for 10 years. > > Congrats! Funny how time flies when you’re not divorced yet. The first time I met you, you had pink hair. Those were the days. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-divorced/547735/24 "2010-07-24T17:03:00Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > I’m not sure what to say–do you say congrats or sorry on this kind of event? Virtual hugs? Miss Manners used to recommend “I’m so sorry,” until someone confronted her with, “If I’m happy and he’s happy, what are you so sorry about?” She now recommends, “I wish you the best.” ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-divorced/547735/25 "2010-07-24T17:09:40Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > > [@Rasa](#): > > > > Wow, 8 years? I’m always floored when I realize I’ve known some of you cretins for 10 years. > > > > Congrats! > > Funny how time flies when you’re not divorced yet. > > The first time I met you, you had pink hair. Those were the days. Ahem. It was BRIGHT RED. FLAMING RED, to be exact. I did have pink hair in college. My awesome advisor/professor looked at me and said. “Hm. I see you have a new hair color.” So matter of fact I about fell off my chair. I miss being a blonde, too. Anyway, I’m glad for you. Go get 'em tiger! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-divorced/547735/26 "2010-07-24T17:16:01Z")
Good luck in your new life! ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-divorced/547735/27 "2010-07-24T17:31:40Z")
> [@melodyharmonius](#): > > Bet you are the bestest surly chick EVAH. for realz. 😃 Thanks. One does one’s best. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-divorced/547735.md?page=1)