# I'm doped up right now, and this is really funny. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-doped-up-right-now-and-this-is-really-funny/34300 "2000-09-23T21:06:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Suo\_Na](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Suo\_Na](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suo_Na)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-doped-up-right-now-and-this-is-really-funny/34300/1 "2000-09-23T21:06:58Z")
The power of decongestants has me giggling over: [http://www.emit.com/jurgen/japan/jp1998022403.html](http://www.emit.com/jurgen/japan/jp1998022403.html) ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-doped-up-right-now-and-this-is-really-funny/34300/2 "2000-09-24T01:23:26Z")
It’s cute. And a bit amusing. I fail to see the hillarity, but I guess that’s because I’m not on anything. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-doped-up-right-now-and-this-is-really-funny/34300/3 "2000-09-24T02:41:59Z")
Those must be some powerful decongestants. ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-doped-up-right-now-and-this-is-really-funny/34300/4 "2000-09-24T02:46:13Z")
I need to get some of those decongestants too, because my nose is running and I am coughing and sneezing. What is the right kind to get? I like those cute stone things, but need the good dope (as opposed to straight dope) to make them funnier. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-doped-up-right-now-and-this-is-really-funny/34300/5 "2000-09-24T02:46:43Z")
That’s mildy amusing. Little red caps?! Then again, I’m the person who stares at the ceiling to amuse herself when she needs something to focus on. ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-doped-up-right-now-and-this-is-really-funny/34300/6 "2000-09-24T03:11:35Z")
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Thats freakin hilarious. Why? I dunno. ---
**Author:** ![Suo\_Na](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Suo\_Na](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suo_Na)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-doped-up-right-now-and-this-is-really-funny/34300/7 "2000-09-24T03:13:30Z")
It’s some generic brand pseudoephedrine, but, being an adult, I took the adult dose (two tablets), when I probably should have taken the child’s dose (one). I don’t have much body mass, but I don’t take many drugs, either, so I didn’t realise what it would do to me. Goin’ to Las Vegas tomorrow. Gotta be able to fly. ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-doped-up-right-now-and-this-is-really-funny/34300/8 "2000-09-24T03:20:24Z")
I think I actually have pseudoephedrinein the house. It usually knocks me out, which at this point wouldn’t be a bad thing. Hope you enjoy your trip. Is it recreational, or are you a pilot or a stewardess? Arrive safely, and feel better. ////Suo Na\\ (hugs from) -----🙂 —////\\ ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-doped-up-right-now-and-this-is-really-funny/34300/9 "2000-09-25T15:33:26Z")
I have no idea why I laughed at the little red caps, but I did. I think I need a life. I’ll work on that after I leave the office today. ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-doped-up-right-now-and-this-is-really-funny/34300/10 "2000-09-25T16:32:47Z")
Yeah, I can see how this would be amusing with some powerful drugs. On the other hand, [this](http://www.slaphillary.com) is just plain hilarious! (takes a few minutes to load) ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-doped-up-right-now-and-this-is-really-funny/34300/11 "2000-09-25T19:07:53Z")
Wow. Can you pass the drugs? I think I’d need a few… Wait… Pseudophedrine? Dang. I eat those things. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-doped-up-right-now-and-this-is-really-funny/34300/12 "2000-09-25T19:17:44Z")
sudafed is supposed to have a stimulant effect not a sedating effect (see the product info on the package) sure its not antihistamines ---
**Author:** ![rockstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockstar)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-doped-up-right-now-and-this-is-really-funny/34300/13 "2000-09-25T21:42:03Z")
There must be some fun stuff in the allergy pills I’m takin cuz on Saturday at my cross country meet I ran 2 miles faster than I’ve run in two years. That was fun. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-doped-up-right-now-and-this-is-really-funny/34300/14 "2000-09-25T23:00:29Z")
oh thaat’s funny! maybee I’ll knitt a little redd cap for mmy buddha (oh wait, he’s on my compputer at work - little aqueaky buddha with a lapttop computer, nexxt to the squeaky budddhist monk witth the cell phoone and cooffee). i’m at homme now, also on coldd mediccation, takingg tomorrow off too. nyyquill does weird stuff to me. damn, I spelled buddhist wrong. **spider woman** annd **suo na** , hope you feell better soonn.