# I'm drunk and **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 8, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515 "2000-09-08T17:09:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/1 "2000-09-08T17:09:26Z")
I’m wisiting an old friend that I haven’t seen in some years. We’re having a great time and I’m showing her this place. She’s gouroeus and very beautiful. A very typical blond Swede. Say hi to her everyone and don’t behave.:D:D ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/2 "2000-09-08T17:10:51Z")
Hey! Anniz is drunk and I’m naked. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/3 "2000-09-08T17:13:08Z")
I think it’s safe to say Anniz here is my favorite drunk, redheaded Swedish chick. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/fbc32d/32.png) [@Lnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lnix)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/4 "2000-09-08T17:16:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > **We’re having a great time and I’m > showing her this place.** Which place? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/5 "2000-09-08T17:23:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > \*\*She’s gouroeus and very beautiful. > A very typical blond Swede. > Say hi to her everyone and don’t behave.:D:D \*\* You told us **that** and you think we’re going to behave?!?!?!? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/6 "2000-09-08T17:23:56Z")
Anniz is drunk, UncleBeer’s naked, and I’m wearing a leather catsuit and a feather boa. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/7 "2000-09-08T17:25:46Z")
::mental image of silver fire in a leather catsuit:: mmmmmmm 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/8 "2000-09-08T17:30:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Duke \* > \*\*You told us **that** and you think we’re going to behave?!?!?!? \*\* She said **don’t** behave. Talkinsquirrel: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/9 "2000-09-08T17:34:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > \*\*. > She’s _gouroeus_ and very beautiful. > \*\* Does gouroeus mean she has breasts like gourds? 🙂 Hi **Anniz** ’s friend. ChiefWahoo is American slang for “wealthy attractive man” ---
**Author:** ![Darqangelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@Darqangelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darqangelle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/10 "2000-09-08T17:38:10Z")
Okay… let’s see. We’ve got a drunk red-headed Swede in Stockholm _ticka ticka tick_ SHe’s with another Swede (Blonde & gorgeous) _ticka ticka ticka tick_ …in Stockholm…_tick tick_ …and I’ve got a boat ticket that arrives there in three days _ticka ticka ticka tick tick ticka tick_ …yeah, according to my calculations, that spells trouble. …cool. 😃 Okay… I’m going to need a phone number, aaaaaaandd… …can you hold that drink for… _ticka ticka tick_ …86 hours? Along with your state of inebriation? I’ve got Twister! ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/11 "2000-09-08T17:42:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver\_Fire \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Duke \* > > \*\*You told us **that** and you think we’re going to behave?!?!?!? \*\* > > She said **don’t** behave. > > \*\* Well, if she thought there was the possibility of behaving, we did she…aaaaaaugh \ thinking about the Swedish redhead and the Swedish blonde has twisted my brain!!! Oh, wait, here comes my wife to sort me out ("You were thinking of _ **WHAT???** _ Looks like I gotta go… ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/12 "2000-09-08T17:44:34Z")
See, they even made me forget to close off my parentheses. (badda-boom!) Uh-oh, my wife is swearing in Norwegian…I **really** gotta go now… ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/13 "2000-09-08T17:46:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > \*\* > Say hi to her everyone and don’t behave.:D:D \*\* Best quote of the day as far as I’m concerned! Have a great time \*Anniz the Gorgeous! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/14 "2000-09-08T18:28:54Z")
Hi, Anniz’ gorgeous blonde Swedish friend! Want a spanking? 😛 (I think that qualifies as not behaving! ;)) ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/15 "2000-09-08T18:29:52Z")
Whoo! **Anniz** is drunk … _and_ she’s calling me tonight! I’m glad you and your friend are having fun, and that you have your camera with you, too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/16 "2000-09-08T19:38:13Z")
I’m drunk too. It’s only 8:30 here. But I have to catch a bus at 4 a.m. so I bought a large bottle of wine so I could get to sleep early. It’s all gone and I have no more wine ☹ and I am not sleepy, I am just drunk. Is that a good or a bad thing? ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/17 "2000-09-08T19:50:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ruadh \* > \*\*Is that a good or a bad thing? \*\* It’s not bad, but it’s not as good as Anniz being drunk. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/18 "2000-09-08T19:53:58Z")
should I take that personally 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/19 "2000-09-08T20:01:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver\_Fire \* > \*\*Anniz is drunk, UncleBeer’s naked, and I’m wearing a leather catsuit and a feather boa. \*\* Hey, what a quinkey-dink! I just recently bought a leather cockring with spikes on it because I thought it was a bracelet! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515/20 "2000-09-08T20:22:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ruadh \* > > \*\*Is that a good or a bad thing? \*\* > > It’s not bad, but it’s not as good as Anniz being drunk. 🙂 But when you and Anniz finally get together, I don’t think you’ll _need_ to get her drunk! 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk-and/32515.md?page=2)