# I'm Drunk **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 23, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947 "2003-05-23T01:47:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/21 "2003-05-23T03:57:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KCSuze \* > \*\*I see, I see. Thanks, **Q.E.D.** How often is vomiting a factor? \*\* Depends on what you drink and how fast you drink it. Of course, being drunk you don’t care. Puking actually feels good. Then you drink some more. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/22 "2003-05-23T04:01:37Z")
\ So what I’ve garnered from this thread is that the best course is to let my friends get drunk and videotape them for blackmail purposes. Gotcha. Though, as the sole sober person, I may be required to hold my friend’s hair while she pukes. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/23 "2003-05-23T04:14:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KCSuze \* > \*\*So what I’ve garnered from this thread is that the best course is to let my friends get drunk and videotape them for blackmail purposes. Gotcha. Though, as the sole sober person, I may be required to hold my friend’s hair while she pukes. \*\* Yes, you’ve basically got it. Of course there’s an added benefit: the drunker _I_ get, the cuter _you_ look. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/24 "2003-05-23T04:19:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > **But the next day you feel horrible. It kinda feels good at the time, but the morning after can be hell.** I never feel bad the next morning, because I haven’t stopped drinking by then. Breakfast of champions, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/25 "2003-05-23T04:21:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Joey G \* > \*\*I never feel bad the next morning, because I haven’t stopped drinking by then. > > Breakfast of champions, you know. \*\* Ah, well, I’m too old for _that_ shit. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/26 "2003-05-23T04:26:01Z")
I am drunk as well. Excellent! I am also attempting to write a presentation on the history of homosexuality in Russia. And I have a martial arts level test tomorrow. This is going to be entertaining. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/27 "2003-05-23T04:35:32Z")
> [@](#): > > Yes, you’ve basically got it. Of course there’s an added benefit: the drunker I get, the cuter you look. As flattering as that is, I’ve notice that drunk people are not all that attractive. By the by, there’s a chain of liquor stores in my area that uses a form of that slogan. “The more she drinks, the better you look.” > [@](#): > > I am also attempting to write a presentation on the history of homosexuality in Russia. And I have a martial arts level test tomorrow. This is going to be entertaining. It will probably be even more entertaining to read the finished report. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/28 "2003-05-23T04:40:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KCSuze \* > **As flattering as that is, I’ve notice that drunk people are not all that attractive.** You’re not kidding. The same can be said for drug users too. I’ll admit to having been very drunk on a few occassions and used drugs too, from time to time, but in the end I have to admit that, franky, it ain’t cool. Moderatiuon is fine, but as with almost everything, moderation soon gives way to blatant excess and extreme overindulgence. And that’s where the problems begin. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/29 "2003-05-23T04:46:33Z")
I believe I’ll have a nightcap in your honor, **aha**. I’ll post nothing of interest after this tonight, so if I _do_ post agian, don’t bother reading it. [sub]Good to see ya back, pal![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/30 "2003-05-23T05:09:48Z")
Even drunk lesbians won’t save this party, I’m outta here. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/31 "2003-05-23T05:36:17Z")
There’s such a thing as a party that **can’t** be saved by drunk lesbians? I vote we try anyway! As long as they’re not the bad-haircut & ugly-sandal-wearing kind. That’s just nasty. ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/32 "2003-05-23T05:56:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*Ah, well, I’m too old for _that_ shit. \*\* I am too, but I don’t let that stop me. _burp_ ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/33 "2003-05-23T06:03:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JimSox5 \* > \*\*There’s such a thing as a party that **can’t** be saved by drunk lesbians? I vote we try anyway! As long as they’re not the bad-haircut & ugly-sandal-wearing kind. That’s just nasty. \*\* I take exception to this remark. I’m wearing sandals right now. Okay, actually, that’s a tangled web of lies. But I was wearing sandles earlier. Birkenstocks, no less. I’m a traditionalist. And my hair, to its credit, resembles a chia pet gone evil more than anything else. So it’s not a bad haircut at all. I’d like to take this opportunity to flirt with every woman of the SDMB, particularly those of you who are sappically inclined. Also, whiskey is good. Edit: Whiskey is EXCELLENT. it is entirely possible that I am still drunk. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/34 "2003-05-23T12:13:08Z")
Hey, **aha** , what happened to your cheap Spumanti preference? 🙂 Glad to see you’re doing better, mate. Don’t let the bastards get you down, you deserved that drink. Or those drinks. Or that truck of drinks. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/35 "2003-05-23T12:21:16Z")
Gooood mooooorning, **aha**! 🙂 _waves engagement ring in face_ So, when are we getting hitched, big boy!? 😃 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/36 "2003-05-23T12:37:07Z")
What I wanna know, is did you trash the place? Drunk rock stars always trash the place. Please tell me you trashed the place! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/37 "2003-05-23T12:59:05Z")
I was going to ask why nobody jumped in to grab Lola on the rebound, but I see she’s handling things nicely on her own. So, have you picked a date yet? Are you registered anywhere? Saks? Dayton’s? Fleet Farm? ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/38 "2003-05-23T13:00:30Z")
He might have a lot of explaining to do to his wife if he did trash it! :eek: (Or get hitched to **Lola** , for that matter. 😃 ) Morning, **aha** , I hope the world isn’t too bright and painful today. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/39 "2003-05-23T14:53:34Z")
:smack: ohhhhh shit. I will survive I will survive. No I didn’t trash anything but my head. ( Hey what the hell is this tatoo doing here?) Oh my sweet Lola did I propose? I think I meant well but I was not thinking very clear last night. After checking the laws in this state I see that I alas cannot have two wives at the same time which really sucks as bad as this hangover does. Lola when I am back on my feet would you consider a brief affair? 😃 Geezz I didn’t propose to that dutch bastard Coldie did I? What the hell is this on my head…a lampshade? good lord… ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/40 "2003-05-23T15:21:32Z")
Well, **KCSuze** , have your questions been answered?? 😃 And **aha** , was it worth it? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947.md?page=3)