# I'm Drunk **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 23, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947 "2003-05-23T01:47:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/41 "2003-05-23T15:28:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KCSuze \* > \*\*I know I’ll probably come off as a complete and total doofus asking this, but what’s being drunk like? I really don’t want to find out for myself. \*\* For me it’s HIGHLY relaxing, tastes good, and moderatly lowers my inhibitions. If you drink just right, you can stop at the point where you’re feeling good but the room is a little wonky. Then if you concentrate you can drink a pile of water, some gatoraid then go to sleep and feel FANTASTIC in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![badmana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@badmana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badmana)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/42 "2003-05-23T18:40:12Z")
Being of Japanese decent and having a slight genetic disposition against drinking I can say that, after my first and only drinking “binge” on my 19th birthday, drinking sucks. Of course I was cheated out of the “happy drunk stage” and went right through to the “oh god I’m going to puuuuuuke!” stage. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/43 "2003-05-23T19:59:46Z")
Saying hello to your [inner monkey](http://moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/03_03/03-03_zen_drinking_alone.htm), I see. Good times. ---
**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/44 "2003-05-24T00:16:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KCSuze \* > \*\*I know I’ll probably come off as a complete and total doofus asking this, but what’s being drunk like? I really don’t want to find out for myself. \*\* At the moment I’m nearly 3 sheets to the wind, and I can tell you - I just feel sort of cross eyed and drowsy. I had a really bad week and so did the rest of my co-workers, so we left work at 4 to go to Fridays and drnk. 3 glasses of wine later, I’m just sort of staring blankly around feeling extremely relaxed. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/45 "2003-05-24T01:37:43Z")
Well, I’m certainly glad I decided to check the boards today, because I forgot about this thead. Ah, what a great night. Beer! [btw, **andygirl** , how did the test go?] ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/46 "2003-05-24T03:13:56Z")
I am Chiming in Very very Late, but I think I can top you all. So far I’ve had 3 lite beers a martini but over a 6 hour period. It is now 11:18 PM KCSuze is to much of a wuss to go out and get Shitfaced (Jk…sortta) and is very curious to how it feels to be drunk. IN the intrest of PURE OBSERVATIONAL RESEARCH I will submit myself to hours of alcohol imbiling, complete with detailed explantions of the results I will now detail ever 30 minutes just how plastared I get untill I pass out in a pool of my own vomit or run out of liquor The sacrifices we make for science May god have mercy on my soul ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/47 "2003-05-24T03:22:45Z")
11:25 A bit early, but I Just want to establish the first round # DRINK Vodka (Absolut) Alize, Red Passion Feeling fine! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/48 "2003-05-24T03:28:53Z")
This oughta be interesting. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/49 "2003-05-24T03:39:18Z")
Oh, boy - a drunk monkey (or is it a mule?) Good times. Please. No marriage proposals; I only marry within my species. I have to draw the line _somewhere_. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/50 "2003-05-24T03:47:24Z")
Time: 11:48 # Drink # Rasberry Twist Smirnoff & Cranberry Juice ## How do I feel? I am offically Buzzed. There is a general air of giddyness about me, and I have started dancing to Nelly and Jay-Z mostly casue it feels good. My fingers tingle a bit, and I have a sligtly warped perception of time. My Cat is unintrested. \*Note this is the point when most people would start to do really dumb things like shave their cat, or begain soul searching. This is the festive mood that is the start of a great evening, ending in sex or drunken masterbation. Only time may tell which Drink on! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/51 "2003-05-24T03:55:33Z")
_ **Note** _ As I was rereading this thread and trying to “,ake it clap” I noticed that LED pointed out that some people odn’t get hangovers, thats me Party on! ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/52 "2003-05-24T04:25:57Z")
# time— 12:30 DRink Un changedX3 I have a funny feeling in my mouth, I think I need to brush my teeth.(Driinking casues bad breath Y aknow) ANyway I REFUSE TO BRUSH AT THIS POINT, THE DATE MUST BE PERSERVED I am offically shitfaced! THis is the point at which great druk sex would be happening if I wasn’t talking to you guys. MY balance feels a bit off, thought full room spining has yet to set in. I feel this nee dto listen to music REALY LOUD, and I wish I had some women to dance with. damn science! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/53 "2003-05-24T05:02:07Z")
time ; 1:-00 DAmn it! I am so dunk I wish sombody would grab the keyboard and top it from mopiving # anyway… Drinks -====== same a previousX1 plus ONE budlight (it was there, bite me) ## How do I feel? Ok I’m am SO DRUNK for tose of you that do not understnad, UFLY WOMEN ON TV look hot to me, and I have to pee alot. I alost relize that my vocabua;lary ahs degenerated a bit, but pleasebare with me. I’m still in the blasting muyic mood, for some reason it has to be really loud fo rme to “feel” it, I also want to go to clubs, untill i realize im broke. Oh well. My face is a bit tinglely, I think it’s going numb (big Pun on the MP3 player) Jeu s christ I can relaize my typing is crappy, byt there is nothign I can do about it~!!! Ol well I’m \*\*\*\*'ed up, see youin 30! ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/54 "2003-05-24T05:05:41Z")
_ **note** _ On my recent rip to the batr room I Noticed that my vison os all screwed up Its not to the point where i’m seeing double, but to those who were glasses, it’s like I’m not wearing any. eveyting is out of fouuce, and alsom moving odd ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/55 "2003-05-24T05:35:13Z")
# Time 1:30 Drinks One kight beer,(or was tha tlast update) and ON canberry and smirnoff rasberry. ====================== how do I feel OK the room has started to tilt, is spinning a bit. it’s sorrta like the room is insiide a roller coter as it gyrates from side to side. o wait, no r acurately, it’s like it ison a bed ofgrease, when I llok in on direction is slides past the point I wish it would stop. and then tryt ot setle man anty mor dreink and in’nm gonna coiat my cTV in bule aned hald diguest fikkd. SHIT i can;t see the screen, One more up date tops… pj and my body is nyumb ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/56 "2003-05-24T05:36:41Z")
_ **ntoe** _ Man I am so drunk dunnop how I’m gonna make it till two I am so out of practice! beong broke just kills y our restance to alcohol! damn it all to hell the experiment is runied ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/57 "2003-05-24T05:48:23Z")
I just vomited the experiment has ened damn it ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/58 "2003-05-24T06:20:43Z")
[holds **Monkey Mule** by hair] This requires some sort of intervention! [Zenster quaffs vodka shot chased with Kickapoo Joy Juice] All better! [tucks **Monkey Mule** into bed and pours another] ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/59 "2003-05-24T07:12:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gorgon Heap \* > \*\*[btw, **andygirl** , how did the test go?] \*\* Somewhat less than spectacular, unfortunately, but I’m reasonably content with where I stand. ---
**Author:** ![The\_MacDairmuid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_MacDairmuid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_MacDairmuid)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/60 "2003-05-24T10:31:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KCSuze \* > \*\*\ > > So what I’ve garnered from this thread is that the best course is to let my friends get drunk and videotape them for blackmail purposes. Gotcha. Though, as the sole sober person, I may be required to hold my friend’s hair while she pukes. \*\* Once I had to hold her hair back **and** stick my finger down her throat to make her vomit. (She swore to me that she knew how to make Jack & Cokes to her liking. I never knew she had the proportions mixed up until it was too late.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947.md?page=4)