# I'm Drunk **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 23, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947 "2003-05-23T01:47:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/61 "2003-05-24T11:02:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KCSuze \* > \*\*I know I’ll probably come off as a complete and total doofus asking this, but what’s being drunk like? I really don’t want to find out for myself. \*\* Ask a glass of water. 😛 Getting drunk doesn’t necessarily require pain and agony the next day…that’s just too, um, Catholic. (ya know, Paying for your Sins and all that.) /me had 4 beers last night. T’was pleasant. ---
**Author:** ![Emofkuniv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Emofkuniv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emofkuniv)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/62 "2003-05-24T11:22:39Z")
Nine pints of Guiness last night. You get intelectualy drunk, can still hold down a conversation, and have no need for that late night kebab experience. Tis a food and a drink. Joy! Up at 8 this morning, annoyingly perky and bright eyed. God bless the Irish! ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/63 "2003-05-24T14:11:12Z")
My my my. That Monkey fella was a hoot. I wish I’da been partying with him last night. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/64 "2003-05-24T14:30:38Z")
Hey, **MonkeyMule**! How’s the the head this morning? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wartime\_Consigliori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/65 "2003-05-24T17:05:20Z")
**Q.E.D.** , I don’t think we’re going to hear anything from **MonkeyMule** for quite some time now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/66 "2003-05-24T17:20:31Z")
I have returnd! but can you guess please keep it down… Ok final update I fell FINE, thats’s right FINE No Hangerovers the The MonkeyMule. Truthfully I woke up with a cottonmouth, headace (slight), and slight nasuea. THat’s it. And to be honest, I’ve been drunker then that. But I Iddn’t eat anything heavy :smack: Well back to bed, and see you guy the next time we have a drink off. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/67 "2003-05-24T18:30:57Z")
You poor bunch of drunken freaks. May God have mercy on you especially you monkeymule. Coldie I quit drinking the spumanti cause it was a bit caustic on my throat tissues. Not sure why that is but 'tis. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/68 "2003-05-24T18:37:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MonkeyMule \* > \*\*_ **Note** _ > > As I was rereading this thread and trying to “,ake it clap” I noticed that LED pointed out that some people odn’t get hangovers, thats me > > Party on! \*\* Y’know, that’s the best drunken mix-up of **Q.E.D.** and myself that I’ve ever seen. All right, it’s the only one I’ve ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/69 "2003-05-24T18:50:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lel \* > \*\*Y’know, that’s the best drunken mix-up of **Q.E.D.** and myself that I’ve ever seen. > > All right, it’s the only one I’ve ever seen. \*\* I find that oddly disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/70 "2003-05-24T19:10:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MonkeyMule \* > … I fell FINE, thats’s right FINE No Hangerovers the The MonkeyMule … And we have your spelling to prove it! Don’t make me come back there! ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/71 "2003-05-24T19:28:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*I find that oddly disturbing. \*\* Yes, it’s very odd that there haven’t been many more of those. That disturbs me too. ---
**Author:** ![Wartime\_Consigliori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/72 "2003-05-24T23:12:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wartime Consigliori \* > \*\*\*\*Q.E.D.\*\*, I don’t think we’re going to hear anything from **MonkeyMule** for quite some time now. 😃 \*\* First off, I want to compliment **MonkeyMule** for proving the above quote to be incorrect a mere 15 minutes after it was posted. Hope yer feeling good now, amigo! NOW, let’s get down to cases, so to speak: **BACKGROUND:** Mrs. Consigliori is working tonight. I have my yardwork completed. To quote Paul Simon,\* “I have no deeds to do, no promises to keep”\*. I am quite certain that I will be _“dappled(?) and drowsy and ready to sleep”_ well before midnight, but in the interim: **TIME:** It is now almost 7:15 PM, EST. **DRINKS (so far):** Four Harps and a nip of scotch at [Corbett McGee’s Irish Pub](http://www.corbettmcgees.com/). Yeah, I know that some think that Harp is for sissies, but screw it. I like Harp, and we ain’t in Great Debates. Anyway, I’m back home, where I have Budweiser and Merlot Mountain, if need be. **MY GAME PLAN:** I haven’t treated myself to a good old drinking session in a long time, so I’m gonna have at it. Got lots of food and some Goody’s powders (the true Breakfast of Champions), so we’ll see what happens. Cheers! ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/73 "2003-05-25T00:09:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by eunoia \* > \*\*[Obligatory Disclaimer] Did you put the cat out? [/OD - no pun intended] Cheers then! \*\* I’m quite upset at the thought of people igniting kitties, be they drunken or not! Flames are not the way to prevent furballs. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/74 "2003-05-25T00:29:26Z")
You know I am so fucking bored that I can’t be bothered to drink. And I can’t be bothered to post a link in which a guy has set up a websites that cause spammers to unwittingly enter themselves into contracts whereby they must pay $500 or be sued. ---
**Author:** ![Wartime\_Consigliori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/75 "2003-05-25T03:00:34Z")
Oh well. Hitting the sack in a few minutes. Many drinks, much happiness. God Bless! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/76 "2003-05-25T03:14:40Z")
If you want to drink, go right ahead. Last weekend, I drank some beer at a wedding reception… didn’t get TOO buzzed off one glass. But I **do** remember the time I drank one glass of Napoleon Brandy… that stuff was strong, but GOOD! F\_X ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/77 "2003-05-25T04:48:48Z")
Dude, glad to see yer still alive, though possibly regretting the mini-bender (Black Velvet? Some people will drink ANYTHING). ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/78 "2003-05-25T07:01:29Z")
Tsk, tsk…I leave for two days and just look at the mischief you people get yourself into! **FairyChatMom** , not only have my questions been thoroughly (and graphically) answered thanks to \*\*aha \*\* and **Monkey Mule** , a lesson as been vicariously learned. I will never, ever, ever drink the demon rum, no matter how glamorous other Dopers make it look or how much money they offer me. And **Monkey Mule** , I just want to let you know that I appreciate your sacrifice in the name of science. Sorry I wasn’t there to hold your hair. Well, not really, but the sentiment is there. I’m so happy to be sober. Look! I can spell reasonably well and I can utilize the shift key! Hoorah! ---
**Author:** ![Wartime\_Consigliori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/79 "2003-05-25T13:23:59Z")
Hmmm, I must not have drank enough yesterday. I am awake and feel reasonably productive. Oh well, there’s always today! ---
**Author:** ![rsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsa)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947/80 "2003-05-25T17:34:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KCSuze \* > I will never, ever, ever drink the demon rum, no matter how glamorous other Dopers make it look or how much money they offer me. These guys are amateurs. How about a “body shot”? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/176947.md?page=5)