# I'm Drunk **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 29, 2004, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/262057 "2004-08-29T04:54:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/262057/41 "2004-08-30T21:30:35Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > Will you be my new best friend? šŸ˜ƒ Hey, Iā€™m the brewer here! ---
**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/262057/42 "2004-08-30T21:34:19Z")
Bestest friends is where we get to snuggle in each other bosoms, right? [sub]This whole post smacks of **Berkut** ā€™s comment, ā€œPosting while drunk. What could possibly go wrong?ā€ but I donā€™t have time for _that_ kind of logic. Now, to see about a refill while this thread becomes a haven for lesbian lustfulnessā€¦[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/262057/43 "2004-08-30T23:00:10Z")
Well, now that **tdc** has laid claim to being the brewer, and **moi** has laid claim to snuggling in my bosom, I guess weā€™ll just have to have a threesome (just make sure to bring plenty of homebrew) šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/262057/44 "2004-08-30T23:22:51Z")
_paging **Homebrew**. Would **Homebrew** please come to the front desk?_ ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/262057/45 "2004-08-30T23:57:37Z")
Ironically I am posting sober (well I am drinking but I am only just beginning). Posting very drunk doesnā€™t hinder my typing skills (unless I am using an unfamiliar keyboard such as the one on my laptop) I have been soberer over the last few days than I have been in weeks (sustained sobriety I mean. I am not a permanently drunk person). I have been visiting my dad and bros in England. As a result I have to swap binge drinking for light evening drinking (two or more beers). I welcome the change every time, and feel lucid, healthy, and like I could do anything. Of course I know all along that as soon as I return home I will revert to the binge drinking. Itā€™s my routine, and at 25 routines are hard to break. I just wish I could let my dad know the _real_ reason why I donā€™t generally get things done, which is - At any given time I am either at work, asleep, or drunk (none of which co-incide thank og) and so have no time to ā€˜get things doneā€™. He thinks I am severely lazy. If only he knew. Sleeping while sober in a bed/room youā€™re not used to, with a fear of the dark, is anā€¦_interesting_ experience. I have one heck of a vivid imagination. ---
**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/262057/46 "2004-08-31T00:35:27Z")
**Lobsang** Iā€™ve noticed a few posts like this from you in the past and it seems to me that you know that you have a problem. Please, please, please for the love of Og, do something about it. Coming from a family were addiction is common, your posts scare the hell out of me. You seem like a pretty cool and nice person. Please donā€™t drown in the bottle. Nothing but the best, **That\_darn\_cat** ---
**Author:** ![Brainiac4](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brainiac4/32/3534_2.png) [@Brainiac4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainiac4)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/262057/47 "2004-08-31T02:24:23Z")
> [@astro](#): > > Iā€™m one of those ā€œhunt and peckersā€, and let me tell you that typing with your pecker is quite difficult, even if youā€™re not drunk. Okay, I actually snorted out loud at that. And Iā€™m not drunk in the slightest ā€“ havenā€™t had a drop in days. Perhaps I should fix thatā€¦ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/262057.md?page=2)