# I'm drunk... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 22, 2000, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/37867 "2000-10-22T10:18:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/37867/1 "2000-10-22T10:18:57Z")
…so what are you? So that took me a while to post. It’s mudane and certainly pointless, even out of one eye. God Damn that took a while…sheeh I think I need to get something else that is not so innocent. And I just started this beer!!! Ah shit… ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/37867/2 "2000-10-22T10:22:42Z")
OY, I can’t believe I started this thread…LOL I can’t hardly type!!! This is taking me many many ninutes…er minutes! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/37867/3 "2000-10-22T10:23:11Z")
I’m hungover. Ech. Like I was telling **Feynn** this morning, finding a babysitter for the big night is easy, it’s finding one for the next morning that is hell. Lucky for me, my pal John spent the night on the couch, so TinyTot woke him up first. Bwahahahaha. Must take a shower & get ready for work. Bleh. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/37867/4 "2000-10-22T10:28:05Z")
i invite everyone to with this stupid ass thread as you will… Highjack it, mess with…dooo er do all that you choose to want to with it as it’s pointless and stupid. SHIT on a brick this typing is taking me forever… It’s anything goes in here now… I am drunkard and it’s taking me forever to type this so it makes some sense. I hope I will awake to see the Brongco game tomorow… ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/37867/5 "2000-10-22T10:36:32Z")
of course I shouldn’t listen to Chris Issak while drunk… If there was a certain Doper near me I would be on him like a fly on road apples… He knows who he is…well I hope he does. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/37867/6 "2000-10-22T10:55:10Z")
Hey, I got y’all topped out… I’m (arguably) sober and completely lost in thought (literally). Get this, hokey-pokey lil’ mopey-Dopey’s, I’ve got three very distinct thoughts/events/occurances/etc.'s all bouncing ‘round an’ 'round inside my happy-land head like it’s an amusement park, and each one really bugs the hell out of me, so I’m torn between bashing my head into the keyboard or putting my fist through the monitor! Ain’t that grand as a land of sand? Too bad I can’t hurtle my sobriety into the trashcan for a little bitsy of a while… Tech’ems, anyone, toss a few back for me. Maybe I shouldn’t be listening to “Pink Elephants On Parade”… I’m very tempted to sing along. And at 3:48 AM, it’s not a good idea… it’d wake all the wee ones, don’tcha know. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/37867/7 "2000-10-22T10:58:56Z")
I also shouldn’t listen to Queensryche while drunk. Sorry, I am fucked up and in need for something most men could not give me. “Pacing the floor the hunt begins…” \< techchick loves a hunt \> ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/37867/8 "2000-10-22T11:11:52Z")
\< techchick \> wants to have mad monkey sex with Spoofe. So there… ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/37867/9 "2000-10-22T11:24:25Z")
Dammit, dammit, dammit, why could I not be in Colorado right now?!?!? Don’t worry, I want to have made Techy love with monkeys, too. I mean… oh, fuck it all. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/37867/10 "2000-10-22T17:26:16Z")
I’m drunk too. And it just started while I was actually on the Board. Do you know that, when you buy gin and tonic in a can, there are acutally 2 1/2 gin and tonics in the can? Try drinking that on an ampty stomach. woo it’s goood. I’m going out to get another one now ---
**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/37867/11 "2000-10-22T18:00:16Z")
You’re drunk? Wanna come over? -SS 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cheezit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@cheezit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheezit)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/37867/12 "2000-10-22T18:10:01Z")
So, are you drunk with or without your underwear? :D:D ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/37867/13 "2000-10-22T23:46:06Z")
I was not feeling well, I even missed most of the Broncos slaughter party to sleep it all off. I feel okay now but my brain is choppy and slow… LOL, I can’t believe the strange stuff I do while drinking and on the internet. I hope I didn’t take any nude pictures of myself and post them on the 'net! ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/37867/14 "2000-10-22T23:53:25Z")
What the Hell. Today’s my [1,000th post party](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=43161). So, here’s to you **techchick**. ::starts pricing flights to Colorado:: Time to knock a few back… ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-drunk/37867/15 "2000-10-23T02:06:17Z")
> [@](#): > > I can’t believe the strange stuff I do while drinking and on the internet. I hope I didn’t take any nude pictures of myself and post them on the 'net! I sure hope you did. 😃