# I'm Ever Upper Class, High Society, God's Gift To Ballroom Notoriety **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ever-upper-class-high-society-gods-gift-to-ballroom-notoriety/628798 "2012-07-20T00:17:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ever-upper-class-high-society-gods-gift-to-ballroom-notoriety/628798/1 "2012-07-20T00:17:45Z")
And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small. The social pages say I’ve got the biggest balls of all! ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ever-upper-class-high-society-gods-gift-to-ballroom-notoriety/628798/2 "2012-07-20T00:54:11Z")
Without googling the quotation, I’m guessing either Gilbert & Sullivan or Noel Coward. I’m off to google it now… ETA: Gee, was I ever wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ever-upper-class-high-society-gods-gift-to-ballroom-notoriety/628798/3 "2012-07-20T00:54:27Z")
OP, I imagine it must be hard for you to find a willing dance partner. I suppose you would just have to mill around the cocktail area for a while and banter pleasantries around, until the man of your dreams saunters up to you and says, "Hey there. You know… I like my women like I like my coffee… COVERED IN BEES!" ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ever-upper-class-high-society-gods-gift-to-ballroom-notoriety/628798/4 "2012-07-20T01:34:11Z")
And I could have sworn the quote is: And I’m of the upper class high society as i’m ever doesn’t actually make sense. I’m of means that they are from that class. ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ever-upper-class-high-society-gods-gift-to-ballroom-notoriety/628798/5 "2012-07-20T01:34:41Z")
Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress, but when they’re held for pleasure, they’re the balls that I like best. P.S. That’s "upper-upper class, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ever-upper-class-high-society-gods-gift-to-ballroom-notoriety/628798/6 "2012-07-20T01:38:07Z")
"I’ve got the biggest balls of them all! " I first heard that on the radio on a long car trip, veeeery late at night. I almost drove off the road. ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ever-upper-class-high-society-gods-gift-to-ballroom-notoriety/628798/7 "2012-07-20T01:48:37Z")
My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right. It’s my belief that my big balls should be held every night. ---
**Author:** ![Gleena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b3f665/32.png) [@Gleena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gleena)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ever-upper-class-high-society-gods-gift-to-ballroom-notoriety/628798/8 "2012-07-20T02:00:11Z")
…and I’m just _itching_ to tell you about them… ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ever-upper-class-high-society-gods-gift-to-ballroom-notoriety/628798/9 "2012-07-22T02:58:30Z")
Bollocks. Knackers. Bollocks. Knackers. Bollocks. Knackers. Bollocks. Knackers. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ever-upper-class-high-society-gods-gift-to-ballroom-notoriety/628798/10 "2012-07-22T12:23:42Z")
You’re on the highway to hell, **OP.**