# I'm fixin' meat n' cheese sammiches!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 26, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723 "2011-02-26T18:53:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/1 "2011-02-26T18:53:51Z")

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What kind of bread do you want?  
What kind of cheese?  
What kind of meat?  
What kind of condiments?

You want something else, go to that veggie place down the street.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpine/32/17813_2.png) [@Alpine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/2 "2011-02-26T18:56:03Z")

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Eating one right now.

Tortilla, cheddar, smoked turkey, picante sauce.

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/3 "2011-02-26T18:57:28Z")

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Toasted baguette.  
Cheddar. Sharp.  
Rare roast beef.  
Mayo on the top, a little mustard on the bottom. A few pieces of shaved onion.

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/4 "2011-02-26T18:58:22Z")

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Onion roll  
Provalone  
Liverwurst / braunschweiger(sp)  
Spicy mustard, vidalia onions

That’ll do.

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**Author:** ![Heyoka13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Heyoka13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heyoka13)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/5 "2011-02-26T18:58:25Z")

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Crusty onion bread

Swiss

2/3 beef, 1/3 smoked turkey

honey mustard

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/6 "2011-02-26T19:01:49Z")

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Also eating one right now.

Turkey, Swiss cheese and mayo on rye bread.  
mmm

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**Author:** ![Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swords_to_Plowshares)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/7 "2011-02-26T19:09:45Z")

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Pumpernickel rye swirl bread  
Roast beef  
Provalone  
Lettuce and tomato  
Mayo  
Cherry pepper spread

That’s the bee’s knees.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/8 "2011-02-26T19:13:09Z")

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[You have to ask?](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffuletta)

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**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/9 "2011-02-26T19:16:27Z")

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Mesquite smoked turkey, dill havarti, panini style.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/10 "2011-02-26T19:25:20Z")

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Pumpernickel  
Ham and turkey  
Muenster or provolone  
Brown mustard  
Dill pickle relish

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/11 "2011-02-26T19:34:48Z")

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> [@Labtrash](#):
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> Onion roll  
> Provalone  
> Liverwurst / braunschweiger(sp)  
> Spicy mustard, vidalia onions
> 
> That’ll do.

I’ll take one of these, only with baby swiss instead of provolone.

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**Author:** ![wonder\_lust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecccb3/32.png) [@wonder\_lust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonder_lust)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/12 "2011-02-26T19:43:17Z")

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ham (NOT maple, honey or other sweet variety)  
colby  
dark mustard  
on rye (seeds preferred)

2 crunchy whole baby dill pickle and a little pile of Wise potato chips on the side

Guinness to wash it down would be nice, but I’d settle for a ginger ale or skim milk.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/13 "2011-02-26T20:26:11Z")

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Toasted Wheat Bread  
mayo & yello mustard blended together  
roast beef leftovers  
cut in half

sweet pickles on the side  
Dr Pepper

**optional** sharp cheddar on the sandwich. Depends on my mood.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/14 "2011-02-26T20:36:34Z")

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Deli rye  
corned beef  
Havarti  
Chinese mustard

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**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/15 "2011-02-26T21:36:29Z")

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[Bánh Mi](http://momofukufor2.com/2010/02/banh-mi/). Want. Now.

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**Author:** ![Cayuga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Cayuga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cayuga)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/16 "2011-02-26T21:59:17Z")

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bologna  
mustard  
American cheese (sliced off the block, not Kraft plastic singles)  
lettuce  
tomato  
mayo  
on a kaiser roll

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**Author:** ![Huerta88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/82dd89/32.png) [@Huerta88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Huerta88)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/17 "2011-02-26T22:01:54Z")

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Cold meatloaf (homemade).  
Swiss.  
Mayo.  
Whole wheat bread.

Washed down with 1/2 gallon whole milk.

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**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/18 "2011-02-26T22:18:22Z")

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Since you’re making the sandwich, Czarcasm, I will be appreciative and like whatever you happen to serve.

~gives Czarcasm a beer~

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**Author:** ![Proudest\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/proudest_monkey/32/13257_2.png) [@Proudest\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Proudest_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/19 "2011-02-26T22:52:19Z")

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**Huerta** ’s meatloaf sandwich is my first choice (white bread, though, and don’t skimp on the mayo), complete with the milk. Make mine skim.

My very close second:  
Rye bread with seeds  
Chopped liver  
Sliced red onion  
Beer, any decent lager is fine

The sandwich should be at room temperature, but the beer should be icy.

Looks like I’m torn between my WASP upbringing and my 32-year marriage into a Jewish family. Oy!

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**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2011, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/20 "2011-02-26T22:58:39Z")

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A baguette or crusty sourdough  
Cheddar cheese–nice and sharp! Pepper jack is also good.  
Roast beef  
Onions  
Ranch dressing

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