# I'm fixin' meat n' cheese sammiches! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 26, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723 "2011-02-26T18:53:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Huerta88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/82dd89/32.png) [@Huerta88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Huerta88)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/41 "2011-02-27T07:00:36Z")
> [@Unintentionally\_Blank](#): > > The internet is one fucked up place. šŸ˜ƒ It isnā€™t in my top three, maybe not my top ten (but I need to make room for lots of muffelatas, thanks **Johnny** and lots of subs), but this is outlandish and foā€™ real at the same time: [http://www.tasteofcuba.com/cubanturkeysandwich.html](http://www.tasteofcuba.com/cubanturkeysandwich.html) We grew up calling this Elena Ruth. Srsly good. And no oneā€™s even mentioned media noches. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/42 "2011-02-27T15:16:09Z")
Bacon, piled high on toasted 9 grain with nuts bread, a bit of Miracle Whip and a slice of melty American cheese would be my first choice. CLOSE second hot roast beef, sliced deli thin, swiss cheese, sauteed onions, on a sourdough sub loaf. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/43 "2011-02-27T15:37:16Z")
> [@Huerta88](#): > > It isnā€™t in my top three, maybe not my top ten (but I need to make room for lots of muffelatas, thanks **Johnny** and lots of subs), but this is outlandish and foā€™ real at the same time: > > [http://www.tasteofcuba.com/cubanturkeysandwich.html](http://www.tasteofcuba.com/cubanturkeysandwich.html) > > We grew up calling this Elena Ruth. Srsly good. > > And no oneā€™s even mentioned media noches. Did you click the link? Itā€™s not REALLY about the Monte Christo. ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/44 "2011-02-27T16:01:25Z")
Dark rye, Braunschweiger, red onions, deli mustard. No cheese. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/45 "2011-02-27T17:28:28Z")
Onion Roll Swiss Turkey Dijon ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/46 "2011-02-27T18:04:59Z")
Pumpernickel Thinly sliced, warm roast beef Smoked gouda Dark, grainy mustard If allowed veggies at all (and I really donā€™t count these as veggies so much as condiments), sauteed baby portabella mushrooms, red bell peppers and onions. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/47 "2011-02-27T20:57:06Z")
> [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](#): > > Dark rye, Braunschweiger, red onions, deli mustard. No cheese. Go-No sandwich for you! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/48 "2011-02-27T20:58:48Z")
Toasted buttered salt bagel 1/2 pound of soy bacon 1/4 pound Swiss cheese ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/49 "2011-02-27T21:04:39Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Toasted buttered salt bagel > 1/2 pound of soy bacon > 1/4 pound Swiss cheese Iā€™ll let you know when Iā€™m serving bean nā€™ cheese sammiches. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/50 "2011-02-27T21:18:44Z")
Just made: Wholemeal toast spread with Horseradish topped with Pastrami and Edam heated and melted in the oven then finished with Watercress Rocket Spinach Mayo and Mustard Nice enough. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/51 "2011-02-27T21:44:12Z")
Of course, another classic is the good olā€™ ā€œa couple slices of everything you can find at the buffet tableā€ sandwich. Which usually ends up needing a couple of 8-inch toothpicks to hold it all together. ---
**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/52 "2011-02-27T22:07:38Z")
Gimme two. Roast beef with mozzarella cheese on a couple of kaiser rolls. Just add butter (not margarine) ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723/53 "2011-02-27T22:26:32Z")
A warm baguette A schmear of herbed chevre Italian beef A very small amount of a spicy oil dressing A slice of tomato fresh from a warm, sunny garden. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-fixin-meat-n-cheese-sammiches/572723.md?page=2)