# I'm from Vermont so I must smoke Pot: Regional Euphemism Poll.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-from-vermont-so-i-must-smoke-pot-regional-euphemism-poll/393245>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 22, 2007, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-from-vermont-so-i-must-smoke-pot-regional-euphemism-poll/393245 "2007-02-22T17:28:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-from-vermont-so-i-must-smoke-pot-regional-euphemism-poll/393245/41 "2007-02-23T22:13:45Z")

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[QUOTE=msmith537]  
I hate New Jersey and I’ve lived there 3 years, not including a few summers spent down the Jersey Shore. I think the state is full of coked up bimbos and meatheaded Guidos…oh..kind of like [this](http://www.njguido.com/).  
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You tawkin’ ta me, are you tawkin’ to me?  
You better say that with a smile next time.

😃  
Jim

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-from-vermont-so-i-must-smoke-pot-regional-euphemism-poll/393245/42 "2007-02-23T22:36:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Diceman]  
Michigan:

No, we don’t vandalize Japanese cars, but owning one won’t win you any friends. (Our special hatred is reserved for Mercedes 😛 )

Yes, Detroit really is a run-down shithole of a city, with a useless gangsta thug for a mayor. It’s not racist to say this; the fact that black people are moving out of Detroit as fast as they can tells you pretty much all you need to know.

Yes, we’re all flag-waving uber-patriots. The war isn’t any more popular here than anywhere else, but critcizing the troops (as murderous or stupid or whatever) is very unwise.

No, we don’t all hunt or own a boat (I don’t do either), but a sizeable chunk of us do. Both are pretty popular activities.  
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Ye fergot snowmobilin’. ( I don’t hunt, fish, boat or snowmobile either.)

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**Author:** ![Merkwurdigliebe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/74df32/32.png) [@Merkwurdigliebe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merkwurdigliebe)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-from-vermont-so-i-must-smoke-pot-regional-euphemism-poll/393245/43 "2007-02-23T22:56:41Z")

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Well, I’m from Mississippi, so that’s quite a start.

Crazily enough, most of the anti-South sentiment seems to be directed at Alabama, Arkansas and South Carolina. I suppose it’s because we don’t have anything like Bob Jones University, we haven’t had that judge with the Ten Commandments (although our then “democratic” governor wanted to relocate them there) and don’t have the reputation of having backwood hicks (rednecks, on the other hand are another thing!) I’ve lived outside of there for a while, and I’ve gotten loads of responses when i tell people that’s where I’m from.

People in Denmark usually have a weird facial expression. It’s obviously got negative connotations, but the thing is I get the feeling that they feel that they don’t know enough about it to make a joke about it. Sometimes you’ll catch a few who do make a few jokes. “Mississippi Burning” is often mentioned. I usually say that I’ve never seen it, because I don’t really feel that I need to see it to know about my home.

In New York, things were different! I had a girlfriend, who when mad would bring that out! But generally people there keep the remarks about it pretty low.

But Mississippi, if I need to say it, has a reputation for being racist, and stupid, and well, what else? Not a whole lot…

Peter Griffin: The deep south? Isn’t that the place where the black guys are really lazy and all the white guys are just as lazy but they’re mad at the black guys for being so lazy?

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-from-vermont-so-i-must-smoke-pot-regional-euphemism-poll/393245/44 "2007-02-23T23:16:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Merkwurdigliebe]  
Crazily enough, most of the anti-South sentiment seems to be directed at Alabama, Arkansas and South Carolina. I suppose it’s because we don’t have anything like Bob Jones University, we haven’t had that judge with the Ten Commandments (although our then “democratic” governor wanted to relocate them there) and don’t have the reputation of having backwood hicks (rednecks, on the other hand are another thing!) I’ve lived outside of there for a while, and I’ve gotten loads of responses when i tell people that’s where I’m from.  
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You must be too young to remember Governor Barnett’s little [temper tantrum](http://www.anamericaninsurrection.com/making.htm) when James Meredith tried to enroll at Ole Miss. I was only 2, myself.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-from-vermont-so-i-must-smoke-pot-regional-euphemism-poll/393245/45 "2007-02-24T01:41:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Little Nemo]  
Ithaca?  
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Woodstock?

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-from-vermont-so-i-must-smoke-pot-regional-euphemism-poll/393245/46 "2007-02-24T01:49:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Crafter\_Man]  
When I tell someone I’m from **Ohio** , they give me a blank stare. I can read what they’re thinking: “Ohio? What a _boring_ state. Borrrrrrring…”

Their only verbal respose is that they - or someone they know - _used_ to live in Ohio.  
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I know something special about Ohio. It is somewhere in Ohio that Standard American English is the actual regional dialect.

Also, I hear Cleveland Rocks.

-FrL-

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-from-vermont-so-i-must-smoke-pot-regional-euphemism-poll/393245/47 "2007-02-24T01:55:13Z")

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> Woodstock

Yes, I considered Woodstock. But he said it was “an isolated bastion of liberalism in otherwise conservative upstate NY” and I figured Woodstock was too close to New Paltz to be considered isolated.

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**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-from-vermont-so-i-must-smoke-pot-regional-euphemism-poll/393245/48 "2007-02-24T01:56:09Z")

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I am from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Well, as far as the rest of Canada is concerned, I am an over educated, over payed, spoiled red neck…

As far as the rest of Alberta is concerned, I am an over payed, demon loving artsy fartsy liberal atheist who wants to enforce Gay marraige and abortion.

I live in South edmonton, so north edmontonians “know” I tend to hang out at coffee shops discussing Phillip Glass and Post Post Modernist attitudes towards archetectural dynamics in neo classical astructural decortaive motifs.

I grew up on a farm, however, so many south Edmontonians feel that I can never “get” POPOMO irony…

I just can’t win…

Oh, and anyone south of the border seems to think that we live in igloos and put our grannies on ice flows once they get to old and toothless to chew the seal hides…

regards (and a grin)

FML

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-from-vermont-so-i-must-smoke-pot-regional-euphemism-poll/393245/49 "2007-02-24T02:10:43Z")

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No one can pronounce our towns or street names\*

They’re amazed we have McDonalds, Wal-Mart, and Christmas trees

Everyone who lives here is a minority

Those minorities are openly hostile to whites (kill haole day), because they are mad the US took their islands.

Everyone sits on the beach and strums a ukulele all day

Other than Vegas and Disneyland, we rarely venture to the mainland. Therefore, we’ve never seen snow.

I think the grass shacks and coconut bra stereotypes are gone, though.  
\*(okay, they may have a point, try giving directions around [this neighborhood](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=pearl+city,+hawaii&ie=UTF8&z=17&ll=21.400815,-157.958454&spn=0.007452,0.013497&om=1))

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