# I'm gay and I just wanked to my first straight porn movie (NSFW and I imagine TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 28, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gay-and-i-just-wanked-to-my-first-straight-porn-movie-nsfw-and-i-imagine-tmi/551804 "2010-08-28T17:15:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gay-and-i-just-wanked-to-my-first-straight-porn-movie-nsfw-and-i-imagine-tmi/551804/21 "2010-08-29T13:24:32Z")
> [@GHO57](#): > > I’m a straight guy… and as they say in the place that can’t be named; I can fap to that. “That” being… well, anything really; sex is sex. Really? Huh. I guess I’m a Kinsey 0. Gay sex really squicks me out. I honestly don’t understand how anyone could find men attractive. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gay-and-i-just-wanked-to-my-first-straight-porn-movie-nsfw-and-i-imagine-tmi/551804/22 "2010-08-29T14:34:41Z")
Gay sex scenes don’t really do anything for me either. I remember when I watched _Shortbus_ - the sex scene between Caleb and James was completely non-erotic as far as I was concerned. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gay-and-i-just-wanked-to-my-first-straight-porn-movie-nsfw-and-i-imagine-tmi/551804/23 "2010-08-29T22:33:19Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Gay sex scenes don’t really do anything for me either. I remember when I watched _Shortbus_ - the sex scene between Caleb and James was completely non-erotic as far as I was concerned. That’s how I’ve always imagined a straight sex scene to be - not icky or anything, just, meh. But, turns out (in this instance) I was wrong. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gay-and-i-just-wanked-to-my-first-straight-porn-movie-nsfw-and-i-imagine-tmi/551804/24 "2010-08-29T22:55:16Z")
I am about as straight as an arrow as well and I don’t get male on male porn or that part of sexuality at all. To me, one of the most important things is that the other people involved are fundamentally different than I am. If I were as gay as some people say they are, I would just go to the gym and work out until I got all buff and then look in a mirror and proceed until someone found me a week or so later dead from dehydration or simple exhaustion. I have enjoyed hanging around gay men because lots of them are funny or eccentric plus they pay for stuff but I can’t ever imagine getting turned on by a strip show I can do myself at any time. It is not all the same to me. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gay-and-i-just-wanked-to-my-first-straight-porn-movie-nsfw-and-i-imagine-tmi/551804/25 "2010-08-29T23:20:20Z")
For the record I have never masturbated to a mirror. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gay-and-i-just-wanked-to-my-first-straight-porn-movie-nsfw-and-i-imagine-tmi/551804/26 "2010-08-30T00:40:16Z")
> [@Illuminatiprimus](#): > > For the record I have never masturbated to a mirror. Sounds like a good time to hit the gym then. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gay-and-i-just-wanked-to-my-first-straight-porn-movie-nsfw-and-i-imagine-tmi/551804/27 "2010-08-30T14:34:08Z")
> [@Illuminatiprimus](#): > > For the record I have never masturbated to a mirror. and you hadn’t wanked to straight porn until two days ago either. Baby steps, **Illuminatiprimus** , baby steps. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gay-and-i-just-wanked-to-my-first-straight-porn-movie-nsfw-and-i-imagine-tmi/551804/28 "2010-08-30T16:15:27Z")
Funny that this thread appeared when it did. Yesterday I ran across a gay movie. It was in a category where almost any combination of men and women can appear. And I watched the gay movie and found it quite erotic. Then I needed some brain bleach and so watched a movie with sex the way God intended – with a lesbian six-some. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gay-and-i-just-wanked-to-my-first-straight-porn-movie-nsfw-and-i-imagine-tmi/551804/29 "2010-08-30T18:24:52Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Funny that this thread appeared when it did. Yesterday I ran across a gay movie. It was in a category where almost any combination of men and women can appear. And I watched the gay movie and found it quite erotic. Then I needed some brain bleach and so watched a movie with sex the way God intended – with a lesbian six-some. Come into the darkness **tdn** - there are unearthly delights to be found here. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gay-and-i-just-wanked-to-my-first-straight-porn-movie-nsfw-and-i-imagine-tmi/551804/30 "2010-08-30T18:47:47Z")
Unearthly? Sometimes positively alien. I’d turn gay, but I don’t posess the requisite housekeeping skills. I’m doing OK with fashion, though. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gay-and-i-just-wanked-to-my-first-straight-porn-movie-nsfw-and-i-imagine-tmi/551804/31 "2010-08-30T20:53:07Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > This. Back when I tried straight porn, if the guy was my type I tried to fantasize that I was the woman, imagining the scene from her point of view. Kinda reminds me of a straight (and trust me, I know 😉 ) female friend of mine who got off to porno mag shots of women by imagining she was the woman posing for the camera. Though she said that fantasies and carefully selected memories worked better. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gay-and-i-just-wanked-to-my-first-straight-porn-movie-nsfw-and-i-imagine-tmi/551804/32 "2010-08-30T22:33:09Z")
> [@Illuminatiprimus](#): > > But then slowly I started to think “hmmmmmm, that vagina doesn’t look so bad”, which is much much further than I thought I’d end up going. Brethern and sistern, praise th’ LAWD Og Awmighty! The miracle of His grace and straight porn has RE-deemed this poah sinner from the depravity of his homma-SEXul desires! Now this young man has joined the path of RIGHTeousness, he will whack off to silicone-boobed, collagen-lipped human Barbie dolls, as th’ LAWD intended! PRAISE th’ LAWD and Jenna Jameson! ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gay-and-i-just-wanked-to-my-first-straight-porn-movie-nsfw-and-i-imagine-tmi/551804/33 "2010-08-30T22:57:35Z")
This is starting to remind me of a Ron White joke - when he’s talking to a homophobic friend or relative about porn. Friend says men having sex is gross or whatever. Ron asks him do you like porn? Friend says of course I like to watch a man and a woman makin’ love. Ron asks him if he likes the guy in the porn to have a tiny limp dick. Friend says hell no he better have a big throbbing…damn it! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gay-and-i-just-wanked-to-my-first-straight-porn-movie-nsfw-and-i-imagine-tmi/551804.md?page=1)