# I'm getting close to post #1000

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-close-to-post-1000/392301>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 15, 2007, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-close-to-post-1000/392301 "2007-02-15T02:44:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Plan\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Plan\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plan_B)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-close-to-post-1000/392301/1 "2007-02-15T02:44:36Z")

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Should I plan something special? Or should I just compulsively make sure that I don’t look at my post count for a couple of months? If I do something special, what should I do? I have no creativity at all when it comes to stuff like this.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-close-to-post-1000/392301/2 "2007-02-15T02:46:29Z")

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If you do anything special, the Mods will stomp on it with their Mod Jackboots. They frown upon the celebration of milestones around here. Best to just have it pass un-noticed in a flurry of posts about something inconsequential in IMHO.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-close-to-post-1000/392301/3 "2007-02-15T02:46:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Plan B]  
If I do something special, what should I do?  
[/QUOTE]  
I dunno… maybe read the stickies at the top of this forum? 😉

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-close-to-post-1000/392301/4 "2007-02-15T02:48:31Z")

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[QUOTE=silenus]  
If you do anything special, the Mods will stomp on it with their Mod Jackboots. They frown upon the celebration of milestones around here. Best to just have it pass un-noticed in a flurry of posts about something inconsequential in IMHO.  
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Or any of our other eight fantastic forums!

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**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-close-to-post-1000/392301/5 "2007-02-15T02:56:23Z")

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First annual Doper Keger at Plan B’s pad!

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-close-to-post-1000/392301/6 "2007-02-15T02:56:29Z")

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I went over an average of 1 post per day a few weeks ago. Before about last October, I had around 700 posts.

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-close-to-post-1000/392301/7 "2007-02-15T05:02:55Z")

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1000, eh?

[Oldtimer accent ON]  
Why it seems like only yesterday that I reached that goldarn tootling milestone.  
Of course in them days the board was very different.  
Kids today, huh?  
[Oldtimer accent OFF]

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**Author:** ![blinkingblinking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@blinkingblinking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blinkingblinking)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-close-to-post-1000/392301/8 "2007-02-15T07:54:48Z")

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This is a joke right?  
Why would anyone count the number of posts they made?  
Do you count the number of sentences when you talk in a day?

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-close-to-post-1000/392301/9 "2007-02-15T08:10:51Z")

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They don’t allow celebration posts/threads about post counts here, **Plan B** , as others have said: but celebrate in your own way. Wear something outrageous. Bake a cake. Have a glass of your favourite tipple. Hug a tree. Whatever takes your fancy.

Have a great time. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Staggerlee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/staggerlee/32/3134_2.png) [@Staggerlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Staggerlee)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-close-to-post-1000/392301/10 "2007-02-15T11:38:22Z")

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Maybe switch off your computer, go outside and have a celebratory walk in the fresh air?

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-close-to-post-1000/392301/11 "2007-02-15T11:47:54Z")

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[QUOTE=blinkingblinking]  
This is a joke right?  
Why would anyone count the number of posts they made?  
Do you count the number of sentences when you talk in a day?  
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There speaks someone with less than 1000 posts! :eek:

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-close-to-post-1000/392301/12 "2007-02-15T12:52:47Z")

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**Plan B** , we tend to close post-count party threads:

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> Also, in this effort, we will be locking any post-count parties we run across, as we already do with other “post padding” threads. Thank you, once again.

From [this sticky](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=231482).
