# I'm getting laid too much. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 15, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066 "2001-01-15T01:51:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/1 "2001-01-15T01:51:36Z")
Seriously - I’ve been in San Diego for exactly 14 days, and I’ve already had sex with Dom, Tom, Abid, Joe (all within the first four days of landing), Kris, Tommy, and I’m meeting Tom again in an hour and seeing Vince later tonight, plus I met Paul and he wants me to take him out on a date, which I most certainly am going to do. Goodness gracious, is that too much? It is so hard to be me sometimes. And every night I thank the heavens for America Online… 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/2 "2001-01-15T01:54:57Z")
:eek: ::is immediately envious:: ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/3 "2001-01-15T01:55:57Z")
Good LORD. You’ve done it, hon. I’m speechless. _goes to sit in jealous corner with tiggeril_ ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/4 "2001-01-15T01:58:25Z")
You hussy! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/5 "2001-01-15T02:00:29Z")
Yep, it definately sucks to be you. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/6 "2001-01-15T02:01:33Z")
I mean, you know, not that I didn’t get any in Philly, but still, this is exceedingly pleasant. When I visited here for two months in '98, I had 8 boys in 8 weeks (and that’s not counting the ones who came back begging for more). And you know what else? It’s so cute when tops beg me to fuck them, I just can’t say no. Anybody else ever been in that situation? 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/7 "2001-01-15T02:06:27Z")
I’m shocked. I’m appalled. [sub]ok, I’m jealous[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/8 "2001-01-15T02:18:40Z")
My heart is just bleeding for you, Esprix. You poor, poor man. :::Persephone skulks off & joins the others in the jealous corner::: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/9 "2001-01-15T02:23:07Z")
:eek: You slut, you! 😛 [sub]I kid, of course![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/10 "2001-01-15T02:25:22Z")
The question arises, Esprix… Why? ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/11 "2001-01-15T02:27:11Z")
I went to Arlington Texas (I am in Houston) once for a booty call, but damn dude. Dems a bunch of guys. Way to go! ::runs off to the jealous corner and joins the others:: ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/12 "2001-01-15T02:32:53Z")
If you’re young (or even if you’re old) and gay. That’s sort of par for the course. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/13 "2001-01-15T02:44:01Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **sk8rixtx** _ > > The question arises, Esprix… Why? Why not? I’m young, I’m single, I’m new in town, I’m fabulous, and the boys can’t get enough of me. It’s _soooooo_ trying sometimes… 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/14 "2001-01-15T02:44:17Z")
While everybody else is feeling jealous, my first thought was “please, oh please tell me that you are using protection”. When you answer that question for me, then I will go join the rest of the insanely jealous people standing in the corner. ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/15 "2001-01-15T02:45:43Z")
**wow** i think that pretty well sums it all up right there… (computers don’t know how to sound awed) Upham ---
**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/16 "2001-01-15T02:46:19Z")
Didn’t Dan Savage write in his “Savage Love” column a couple of months back that the trade-off for not being able to be legally married is the fact that gay guys can pretty much score some ass whenever they want? Rock on, you horny bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/17 "2001-01-15T02:46:26Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **kevja** _ > > If you’re young (or even if you’re old) and gay. That’s sort of par for the course. {bzzzt!} Wrong answer. Why do you people think that _all_ gay people get laid _all_ the time? Honey, I’ve had more than my fair share of dateless nights over the years, and I have as many gay friends in monogamous relationships as I do straight. Of course, if thinking that queers get laid more than straights makes you jealous, then by all means, think whatever you please… 😃 Now, as to why I get laid a lot, it’s because I can, and I choose to. So nyeh. Did I mention I have two dates tonight? Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/18 "2001-01-15T02:47:09Z")
In America, any girl who looks half-decent (not calling Esprix half-decent looking) can get laid every night if she wanted to, a guy who is just as decent looking and wanted to get laid just as much, would probably only get laid once evry 2 weeks. Only in America. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/19 "2001-01-15T02:48:40Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Shadowfox** _ > > ]While everybody else is feeling jealous, my first thought was “please, oh please tell me that you are using protection”. > > When you answer that question for me, then I will go join the rest of the insanely jealous people standing in the corner. By all means, join them. This is the **Gay Guy** you’re talking to, Master of Safe Sex, King of Condoms, Bearer of Lubricants, and All Around Hot Sexy Guy. Unsafe - indeed! :mad: Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/20 "2001-01-15T02:51:09Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Mercutio** _ > > In America, any girl who looks half-decent (not calling Esprix half-decent looking) can get laid every night if she wanted to, a guy who is just as decent looking and wanted to get laid just as much, would probably only get laid once evry 2 weeks. > > Only in America. Um, not sure what your point is, but I’m wondering what this has to do with me (a guy) getting laid a lot (by other guys)? Your sig line makes more sense now… Esprix [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066.md?page=2)