# I'm getting laid too much. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 15, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066 "2001-01-15T01:51:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/21 "2001-01-15T03:01:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sk8rixtx \* > \*\*The question arises, Esprix… Why? \*\* Um…because he _can_, sk8rixtx. Duh. Meanwhile, I had Shadowfox’s same first reaction. Now that you’ve disclosed your Mastery of the Lube and Latex, party on. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/22 "2001-01-15T03:03:42Z")
:eek: [sub]also speechless[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/23 "2001-01-15T03:07:31Z")
**Esprix** , I _think_ what **Mercutio** is trying to say is you’re a girl. Who’s a guy. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/24 "2001-01-15T03:07:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > By all means, join them. This is the **Gay Guy** you’re talking to, Master of Safe Sex, King of Condoms, Bearer of Lubricants, and All Around Hot Sexy Guy. > \*\* This should be your sig. And isn’t it patently impossible, per regulations of the SDMB, to get laid too much? That’s like there being too much beer at a dopefest, no? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/25 "2001-01-15T03:22:13Z")
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! _sobs in frustration_ ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/26 "2001-01-15T03:44:34Z")
Thank you, matt. I was WONDERING what the hell your reaction would be… ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/27 "2001-01-15T04:37:42Z")
we were too. dewt and Dylan :: patting matt on the shoulder :: ---
**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/28 "2001-01-15T04:41:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*…and I’ve already had sex with Dom, Tom, Abid, Joe (all within the first four days of landing), Kris, Tommy, and I’m meeting Tom again in an hour and seeing Vince later tonight, plus I met Paul and he wants me to take him out on a date, which I most certainly am going to do. \*\* Good god man! You’ve deflowered the Backstreet Boys! ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/29 "2001-01-15T04:46:28Z")
Thank you for sharing! Its good to know someone has stuff working for them. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/30 "2001-01-15T04:47:59Z")
Okay, Espie, you’re taking other peoples share of the sex that’s going around. I want my booty! _Cry!_ ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/31 "2001-01-15T05:17:34Z")
You know, so long as you’re happy and able to walk, there is no such thing as too much sex. And I hate you with a vile, seething passion, Esprix. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/32 "2001-01-15T05:22:42Z")
Dammit. I have enough trouble just getting dates. I didn’t need to read this thread. . . ☹ I’m gonna pack up my machine gun and mortar and go home. ::moves over to the jealous corner:: Tripler This sucks. . . ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/33 "2001-01-15T05:33:04Z")
Remind me not to move to LA anytime soon. Any town with that much permiscuity has got to have a high STD rate. I’ll just stay right where I am, where I haven’t been laid in how long? I don’t even want to think about it. Lucky bastard. ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/34 "2001-01-15T05:34:27Z")
Then again, I am having lunch with a really cute witch tomorrow morning. Ask me how it turns out. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/35 "2001-01-15T05:55:03Z")
**We’re sorry, Tristan is unable to post at this time, as he is currently switching teams to insure an occasional interesting weekend…** sorry, I’m back now… _sigh_ Someday, I will find the Island of Horny Women. When that happens, I will have to forward my e-mail to [Exhaustedman@IOHW.com](mailto:Exhaustedman@IOHW.com). In the meantime, have fun, remain careful, and remember to keep us updated on the _ahem_ body count… ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/36 "2001-01-15T06:14:38Z")
Guys, guys, don’t sweat it. The exchange rate between homosexual sexual encounters to heterosexual encounters is like 50:1. It is simple economics. **Exprix** has get laid 50 times to equal one time for us hets. It’s true! Yes it is, damn it! I’m not listening to you, la, la, la! _puts his fingers in his ears_ ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/37 "2001-01-15T06:27:10Z")
Damn you, Dr. Lao…you just made me laugh so hard that I set off a coughing fit! And I’m STILL in the jealous corner. Anyone want some beer? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/38 "2001-01-15T06:54:36Z")
Yeah, Falc. Pass me one. Dammit, I sleep with a guy _every freakin’ night_ and I don’t get laid that much! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/39 "2001-01-15T07:11:24Z")
Hourly check-in, folks: Please update your score card to reflect Tom (2nd time). I will update you as to Vince’s status when I get back. 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/40 "2001-01-15T07:21:01Z")
Ok… That’s just tacky dude. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066.md?page=3)