# I'm getting laid too much. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 15, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066 "2001-01-15T01:51:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/41 "2001-01-15T07:45:31Z")
GodDAMN! Espirix, see what happens when you get laid too much? You start to make mistakes and forget things and stuff! oldscratch is a prime example–that above post that says it’s from me isn’t from me, it’s from him. He forgot to check to see if I’d used MY computer last… _sigh_ Let this be a warning to you! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/42 "2001-01-15T07:50:09Z")
I’m getting laid too much? oh! :o And you can always tell the difference between **Rasa** and I **Esprix**. I spell your name right. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/43 "2001-01-15T08:53:18Z")
Ah, to be young and single and gay again. No, wait, I never was gay, and I never got laid back then anyway. Not that I do that much now … :: sigh :: carry on … ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/44 "2001-01-15T09:28:18Z")
oh SHUT up! \>\>\>joins everyone in the jealous corner\>\>\> ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/45 "2001-01-15T11:35:16Z")
Yup, add Vince to the list. Two years hasn’t dulled his talents much. {ahem} Carry on. 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/46 "2001-01-15T12:32:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*Seriously - I’ve been in San Diego for exactly 14 days, and I’ve already had sex with Dom, Tom, Abid, Joe (all within the first four days of landing), Kris, Tommy, and I’m meeting Tom again in an hour and seeing Vince later tonight, plus I met Paul and he wants me to take him out on a date, which I most certainly am going to do. > \*\* well, the is a Tom, you havent met a Harry (yet) and I needn’t mention Dick… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/47 "2001-01-15T13:15:45Z")
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. SHUT UP. **SHUT UP!!!** I’d say “Fuck you” but that’s been made redundant. 😉 Ah, to have even _one week_ of my life in which I was nothing but a highly desirable slice of sex-puppet flesh… ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/48 "2001-01-15T15:44:05Z")
_grasping heart_ You saw it, people! He won’t even talk to me now! I spent the best years of my life on that little blond hussy and now he’s in California fucking everything with a cock and he won’t even **TALK** to me! You _ **BOTCH!!!** _ You _ **bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!!!** _ Fuck you! I’m leaving!! _SLAM!_ _stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp_ _rushes back in crying profusely, grabs Esprix’ leg in a death grip_ I’m sorry! I didn’t mean it! Come back, come back, come back, come back… _sob_ ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/49 "2001-01-15T15:58:20Z")
…Mmmm…botch… ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/50 "2001-01-15T16:08:32Z")
Would it be tacky and inappropriate to join **Esprix** and say “So am I!!!” (of course, though, I’m straight and monogamous)? [sub]I thought so![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/51 "2001-01-15T16:15:57Z")
_offers matt a hug_ I’m sorry, hon. _hugs_ ---
**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/52 "2001-01-15T16:20:08Z")
**Esprix** Very impressive, and I wish you all the luck in the world continuing it as long as you’re able and interested. I didn’t come close to the numbers you did and already found myself exhausted by the weekend and needing a large chunk of time to myself to recover. So more power to ya… and no, I don’t think you’re getting laid too much. I think I’m getting laid too much. You’re still looking for more. I’m looking to curl up with a good book for a day or so. -Doug ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/53 "2001-01-15T16:29:16Z")
**Esprix** , you’re just the newest hunk-o-meat in town, so give it a few weeks and your numbers will slide back to normal. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/54 "2001-01-15T16:31:39Z")
You’re getting laid too much?? Cry me a river. :: grumble, mutter, sigh :: :: goes to jealous corner and hands out beers for everyone to cry into :: ---
**Author:** ![evilskippy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@evilskippy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilskippy)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/55 "2001-01-15T17:22:00Z")
Since we settled the safe sex question, just let me add one more to the list … one word…MULTI-VITAMIN!!! … A **good** one. damn…:eek: ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/56 "2001-01-15T19:03:51Z")
I went to hawaii Wednesday & got leid three times, so there! ---
**Author:** ![Fletch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@Fletch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fletch)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/57 "2001-01-15T19:25:55Z")
Theme music for Esprix, “Californication” by The Red Rot Chili Peppers. Fletch takes his portable blender and bar to the unhappy corner, “Hey it’s margarita time!”. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/58 "2001-01-15T20:04:56Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Esprix_ > I’m getting laid too much. Does this mean you’ll be too busy for “Ask the Gay Guy XXVII?” 😃 _::d & r::_ ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/59 "2001-01-15T20:23:23Z")
Memorandum from Gay Agenda International™ Esprix: You need to work on your sluttiness. We have minimum standards which you are not achieving. While it took me awhile to hit the three men per day average, with work, it was easily within my grasp. We must not just make heterosexuals feel we get more sex than they do, we must make it spectacular and rub their noses in it. This is the only way to get converts. We already have our stealth operative in another thread making men want blow jobs, now with adequate work, we can make the male breeders desire the blow jobs from us. Keep up the good work. The Big Dick, Leader, Gay Agenda International™ ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066/60 "2001-01-15T22:35:05Z")
And these $50 bills keep falling out of my pockets and seat cushions! And water no longer flows from my faucets, they’re all clogged by diamonds! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-laid-too-much/50066.md?page=4)