# I'm getting MARRIED.....TODAY!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 4, 2005, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875 "2005-06-04T13:59:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/1 "2005-06-04T13:59:33Z")

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Neither mundane or pointless. I’m getting married today at 2:00. **Bird Man** is the bestest, sweetest, wonderfulist person that ever there was and I am a lucky. lucky girl. It will be outside, if it stops raining…  
Yay!!!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/2 "2005-06-04T14:05:41Z")

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I get to be the first Doper to say “Congrats” to {b]Little Bird & Birdman\*\*. WHOO HOO! 😃

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/3 "2005-06-04T14:14:32Z")

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Rain or shine, have a wonderful, full, happy, long and prosperous life together.

😃

Oh and hey, name the first one after me! Just because. 🆒

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**Author:** ![The\_Unkempt\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Unkempt\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Unkempt_One)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/4 "2005-06-04T14:57:38Z")

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Congratualtions! I hope that everything goes perfectly for the two of you today. All those months of planning and worrying are finally paying off!

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**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/5 "2005-06-04T15:05:17Z")

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Congratulations!!!

May you share a lifetime of love that grows stronger with each passing day!

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**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/6 "2005-06-04T15:17:51Z")

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May you and your bird mate nest together in supreme happiness for a lifetime!

And I hope today is everything you dreamed of. Just don’t do the Chicken Dance at your reception, ok?

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/7 "2005-06-04T16:23:45Z")

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Congratulaaaaaaations, congratulaaaaaations!

And all that 🙂

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/8 "2005-06-04T16:41:37Z")

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Wonderful! How exciting! Good luck to the both of you!

Gosh, I wish I could experience my wedding day again!

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/9 "2005-06-04T17:05:57Z")

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Wishing you both luck and joy in your lives together. 🙂

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**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/10 "2005-06-04T17:11:29Z")

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Congratulations and good luck!

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/11 "2005-06-04T17:30:21Z")

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You you guys!!

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**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/12 "2005-06-04T17:33:22Z")

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Congrats, **Little Bird**!

On a side note, is this the first time somebody has posted they’re getting married on the day of the wedding?

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/13 "2005-06-04T17:35:23Z")

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Lesse…T-minus 15 minutes to the impending nuptuals. That would put you…mmm…somewhere back in the narthex, quite possibly about to puke from nervousness. 🙂

Congrats, you two!!!

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/14 "2005-06-04T17:45:41Z")

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Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/15 "2005-06-04T18:27:07Z")

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Wishing you the speedy recovery of your smile muscles!!!

Congratulations, and may God bless your marriage.

Oh, and about tonight, you are excused from posting.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/16 "2005-06-04T19:49:39Z")

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o/` I'm gettin' married in the mornin'! Ding-dong the bells are gonna chime! Don't start a-gripin' I'm not done with typin' I need my Straight Dope postin' time! o/`

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2005, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/17 "2005-06-04T20:24:58Z")

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Congratulations **Little Bird** and **Bird Man**! May you enjoy married life as much as I do.

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2005, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/18 "2005-06-05T01:09:51Z")

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Happiness and Joy, Little Bird!

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2005, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/19 "2005-06-05T07:23:31Z")

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Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![Penchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Penchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penchan)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2005, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married-today/306875/20 "2005-06-05T08:53:43Z")

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Congratulations and happy wedding fuzzies!

And happy wedding night! _wink wink_

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