# I'm getting married!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/29771 "2000-08-17T19:50:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/29771/1 "2000-08-17T19:50:06Z")
_beep_ Omni: What is something you won’t be hearing out of my mouth? Alex. Alex: That is correct for $600, select again. Omni: I’d like to try **Sexual Positions** for a $1000, Alex. ---
**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/29771/2 "2000-08-17T19:55:20Z")
ROFLMAO!! Ditto anytime soon for this hombre! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/29771/3 "2000-08-17T19:55:24Z")
In 1968, Masters and Johnson claimed this was the most used sexual position. ---
**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/29771/4 "2000-08-17T20:03:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\*In 1968, Masters and Johnson claimed this was the most used sexual position. \*\* What is felching, Alex? :ommitting smily face sticking out tongue: ---
**Author:** ![boli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e99b99/32.png) [@boli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boli)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/29771/5 "2000-08-17T20:04:47Z")
My first thought when I saw the thread title: Bullshit. Second thought: Uh oh, a troll got ahold of Omni’s name/password. Third thought: Omni’s bored and this is somehow a joke. Didya have a bad experience at your friends’ wedding this weekend or something? ---
**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/29771/6 "2000-08-17T20:05:07Z")
Sorry Chief, I forgot to disable smilies! Shit! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/29771/7 "2000-08-17T20:11:13Z")
_calms down_ JESUS, Omni! Give a girl a heartattack, why don’t you!!! ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/29771/8 "2000-08-17T20:12:03Z")
\< wiping brow \> WHEW, scared me. Omni is still the board’s **"Most eligible bachelor that doesn’t want to be caught"** tehe Don’t scare us, sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/29771/9 "2000-08-17T20:28:01Z")
:eek: ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/29771/10 "2000-08-17T20:29:49Z")
😛 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/29771/11 "2000-08-17T21:54:58Z")
Jesus Christ, Omniscient. Don’t _ever_ do that again. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/29771/12 "2000-08-17T22:05:03Z")
I quite agree, Falcon and UncleBeer!! :eek: :eek: Oh, be still my heart…calm down, it’s ok, really. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/29771/13 "2000-08-18T00:13:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by boli \* > \*\*My first thought when I saw the thread title: Bullshit. > > Second thought: Uh oh, a troll got ahold of Omni’s name/password. > > Third thought: Omni’s bored and this is somehow a joke. > \*\* Ditto sis! Well, actually I went from #1 to #3. My #3 was, oh shit, Omni got fuckin’ plastered and knocked someone up. Phew! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/29771/14 "2000-08-18T00:49:59Z")
Dammit I think I have three new grey hairs now… ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/29771/15 "2000-08-18T03:25:54Z")
Gee thanks guys, I honestly wasn’t fishing for this type of response, just a few LOLs. Not that this is quite to the magnitude of hearing JFK Jr was getting hitched, but I can keep working on it. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/29771/16 "2000-08-18T03:28:46Z")
Hey I just came in to congratulate you. But you’ll have to settle for my _chuckle_ ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/29771/17 "2000-08-20T07:59:48Z")
I was all prepared to become an atheist! I mean, Omni being taken off the market? That would be proof that there is no God. I’m glad this was a joke!