# I'm getting married

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 17, 2008, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562 "2008-12-17T14:56:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/41 "2008-12-18T01:46:09Z")

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Excellent news! Congratulations to both of you.

GT

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/42 "2008-12-18T02:01:01Z")

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> [@Kat](#):
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> Congratulations!
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> Are we all invited to the wedding? 🙂

Open bar! Woo hoooo!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/43 "2008-12-18T05:08:03Z")

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Congrats!

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**Author:** ![JimOfAllTrades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@JimOfAllTrades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimOfAllTrades)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/44 "2008-12-18T06:03:33Z")

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Congratulations **Inigo** and **evlkitty**!

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live. - Robert A. Heinlein

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/45 "2008-12-18T06:11:26Z")

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Ahhhhh.

There are few people in the world I would sincerely wish the goodness I wish you guys.

No shit, you guys rock, and I wish you all the best from the bottom of my shrinking and yet growing Grinch-ish heart.

Be happy - always.

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**Author:** ![hellpaso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecae2f/32.png) [@hellpaso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hellpaso)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/46 "2008-12-18T06:15:47Z")

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woo-hoo!! can we crash the reception??? Seriously–“Best Wishes!”

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/47 "2008-12-18T14:59:15Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> Think it’ll work?

It will take a miracle.  
**evlkitty** , what ever you do. Don’t murder his dad. He doens’t like that.

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**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/48 "2008-12-18T15:38:32Z")

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> [@evlkitty](#):
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> That’s not part of it, but it is very important.

I hope he turns tripping over his pants into a sexy dance.

Congrats!

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/49 "2008-12-18T15:50:31Z")

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Well, she certainly can’t say she hasn’t seen your bad side before, **Inigo** … it’s shown a few times hereabouts 🙂

May you two have many good years together.

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**Author:** ![Mumio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@Mumio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumio)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/50 "2008-12-18T15:57:17Z")

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Congratulations !

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/51 "2008-12-18T16:24:51Z")

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Congratulations! Did you meet here, or did **evilkitty** join after your meeting?

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/52 "2008-12-18T16:59:49Z")

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So, Inigo, does this mean you’re giving up your quest to find the man who killed your father? 😉

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/53 "2008-12-18T20:08:20Z")

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\*\*evlkitty \*\*was converted after we started dating.

Nice catch, **Alma**.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/54 "2008-12-18T21:02:53Z")

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Congrats to \*\*evlkitty \*\*& **Inigo Montoya**.

So **evlkitty** , have you considered a name change to something from the “Princess Bride”? Maybe Kitty Montoya would work.

Jim

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**Author:** ![Debon\_Err](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ea924/32.png) [@Debon\_Err](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debon_Err)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/55 "2008-12-18T22:53:47Z")

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> [@Alma](#):
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> I hope he turns tripping over his pants into a sexy dance.
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> Congrats!

He has! It’s what I’m into.  
Thanks to all of you for your kind wishes!

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**Author:** ![Debon\_Err](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ea924/32.png) [@Debon\_Err](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debon_Err)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/56 "2008-12-18T22:55:49Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> Congrats to \*\*evlkitty \*\*& **Inigo Montoya**.
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> So **evlkitty** , have you considered a name change to something from the “Princess Bride”? Maybe Kitty Montoya would work.
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> Jim

I think that would work nicely.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/57 "2008-12-18T23:45:39Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> It will take a miracle.  
> **evlkitty** , what ever you do. Don’t murder his dad. He doens’t like that.

I don’t know. If she has six fingers on her right hand that means that great sword he always carries around would be perfect for her.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/58 "2008-12-18T23:58:33Z")

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> [@Alma](#):
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> I hope he turns tripping over his pants into a sexy dance.

Aiyiyi. Been in front of the computer too long. I thought this said ‘I hope he turns tripping over his **penis** into a sexy dance.’

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**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/59 "2008-12-19T01:07:19Z")

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I don’t imagine he’d _need_ a sexy dance, then.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-married/477562/60 "2008-12-19T04:12:42Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Aiyiyi. Been in front of the computer too long. I thought this said ‘I hope he turns tripping over his **penis** into a sexy dance.’

Laws knows I’ve stepped on my dick a few times though. M-O-O-N, that spells penis!

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