# I'm getting spam from Groucho Marx characters **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 9, 2004, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-spam-from-groucho-marx-characters/268333 "2004-10-09T05:24:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-spam-from-groucho-marx-characters/268333/1 "2004-10-09T05:24:34Z")
For the last few weeks I’ve been getting a stream of porn spam. The subjects are typical of the genre (“Nacked gurls want yure love”) and presumedly so are the contents. But the names of the people supposedly sending me these emails are inspired. Here’s the list of people I’ve gotten mail from: Triumvirates Q. Kindergartens Xenophobia K. Militant Lags S. Shuttling Fiber I. Interview Herbalist T. Condition Lemur G. Withstand Disarranges K. Hapsburg Wanly H. Buckskins Homewards E. Brackets Samson L. Chippendale Highjack J. Parturition Quantifier E. Activity Needier M. Overspecializes Roominess S. Permanence Embellishing O. Quizzes Repository M. Syphoned Opaques A. Trumpeters Oversteps O. Horribly Conducts M. Birch Essay F. Fogy Nev H. Wabash Feeblest L. Bridgett Blabs H. Establishes Jailbreaks M. Sukarno Quailing J. Indicted Persimmon I. Handcar Inference V. Unites Cadenzas L. Portent Probationer I. Wiggler Hailed T. Digest Doha P. Chimed Marci S. Doe Faxing Q. Tittered Tuneful E. Suffragist Cassie M. Cosponsored Operands H. Expletives Appleton B. Wellington Ruminated P. Depression Thumbscrew S. Thieves Bubblier A. Foghorns Deactivate K. Brownsville Assertiveness U. Dun Disgraces P. Evacuated Intermezzi P. Rationalism Snobby U. Lengthens Insidiousness M. Plasterboard Distributor B. Anapests Niggling R. Enigmatically Flipper R. Deforming Consumerism I. Outskirts Updater V. Simpson Faultiness J. Parents Managers H. Gonzalo Toolbox P. Commons Emulations I. Lantern Emptiness T. Systematized Trifler H. Rhythmical Wolfe D. Flycatcher Cobblers S. Sacerdotal Festals T. Begone Lumber R. Looms Uniformed F. Sinewy Alertness G. Lay Wheel O. Whistler Stupefaction G. Nestle Author G. Lard Grab I. Causes Agreed D. Trespasser Magic B. Passage Jarrett B. Papergirl Countdown D. Waco Pram I. Culpability Spiffying L. Rosemary Suntans H. Repackaging Aphasics E. Dreamt Exhilaration I. Alliance Healing T. Emission Probe L. Infested Wickedness M. Trustfulness Brainstorm Q. Cortland Fonded J. Oscilloscope Shockproof H. Mohammad Jun B. Hurtling Tendrils O. Muscovite Weekday H. Thorn Electrodes C. Arable Lolling B. Toil Guerrillas U. Junketing Chaffs A. Need Prodded L. Alphanumerics Jaundice V. Shoot Transylvania H. Hebrews Novelettes H. Agglutinating Brittle P. Sidle Succulence C. Torrent Mead K. Memorizes Jenkins A. Sluing Tablespoonful K. Digressive Who D. Beefburger These are so good, I’m thinking of changing my username. If only I could decide which username better expresses the inner me: Toolbox P. Commons or Shockproof H. Mohammad. Or maybe I’m more of a Countdown D. Waco kind of guy. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-spam-from-groucho-marx-characters/268333/2 "2004-10-09T13:50:14Z")
But it’s pronounced “Throatwarbler Mangrove.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-spam-from-groucho-marx-characters/268333/3 "2004-10-09T13:57:16Z")
Some of the earlier “names” I’ve received were pretty funny. I don’t remember them now. I do like “Who D. Beefburger” in your list, though. Fortunately I have SpamBlocker, so these e-mails never make it to my in-box. ---
**Author:** ![Dreamy\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dreamy\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dreamy_B)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-spam-from-groucho-marx-characters/268333/4 "2004-10-09T14:00:43Z")
Insidious Plasterboard … what a great name for a band. I steal idea for passwords from those AOL coasters they keep sending in the mail. Usually they are words you wouldn’t normally use and can be typed with one hand. Or maybe I should get a hobby. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-spam-from-groucho-marx-characters/268333/5 "2004-10-09T14:14:24Z")
He’s making a list…checking it twice…gonna find out who’s naughty or nice…