# I'm Getting Virtually Married!!!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-virtually-married/37623>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 20, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-virtually-married/37623 "2000-10-20T03:17:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-virtually-married/37623/41 "2000-10-23T23:52:47Z")

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Red\_dragon says:

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> Silo, hands off! You are getting married to Rosie Palms!

Rosie Palms eh. Well your can marry Harry Palms and go blind. ;)😛

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**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-virtually-married/37623/42 "2000-10-24T15:19:24Z")

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Goddamit, people!

The whole point of this thread was that things like this – what you are doing right now – are really fucking stupid!

Now knock that shit off, before somebody virtually snaps and virtually kills you.

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**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-virtually-married/37623/43 "2000-10-24T21:51:32Z")

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> The whole point of this thread was that things like this – what you are doing right now – are really fucking stupid!

Yeah, but since it’s going on in this thread, does that make it bitingly ironic? And in that case, who’s in on the joke. This is all getting way too postmodern for me.

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-getting-virtually-married/37623/44 "2000-10-25T00:39:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ReservoirDog \*  
> \*\*Goddamit, people!
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> The whole point of this thread was that things like this – what you are doing right now – are really fucking stupid!
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> Now knock that shit off, before somebody virtually snaps and virtually kills you. \*\*

Umm…I thought that this thread was intended as a joke? At least I was joking around.

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