# I'm ging to be rich! i received an E-mail from the IMF **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 29, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ging-to-be-rich-i-received-an-e-mail-from-the-imf/494742 "2009-04-29T17:31:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ging-to-be-rich-i-received-an-e-mail-from-the-imf/494742/1 "2009-04-29T17:31:06Z")
rom International Monetary Fund (I.M.F) \ reply-to afbplc2isamr@yahoo.co.jp to date Wed, Apr 29, 2009 at 11:08 AM subject RE: INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF) OUTSTANDING FUND REMITTANCE hide details 11:08 AM (2 hours ago) Reply From I.M.F.MONITORING TEAM African Department building International Monetary Fund (I.M.F) Subject: Re: Intercepted Transfer Dear Beneficiary, It has come to our notice in our Headquarters building (I.M.F) that your impending funds from Africa, which was intercepted, has not been released to you ,We noticed that you made several attempt to transfer your funds but to no avail. Our investigation continued to the African Department (I.M.F),The monitoring team gave an unsatisfactory report to your transaction, hence the chairman is presently under investigation for conspiracy with your representative with intension to divert your funds. You are advised to desist from contacting anyone including your agent or representative in these regard, International Monetary Fund has taken full responsibility to transfer your fund to your account. You are advised to stop any furthercommunication with any person or group of persons. and contact MR.ISA ZAILANI with details below. AFRIBANK NIGERIA PLC PLOT 46 ASSOCIATION AVE. LAGOS ISLAND LAGOS - NIGERIA. [www.afribank.com](http://www.afribank.com) E-mail. [mr\_isa\_afbplc1@hotmail.com](mailto:mr_isa_afbplc1@hotmail.com) DIRECT LINE 234-70-299-409-09 1. Name: 2. Address: 3. Age: 4. Country: (Present Location) 5. Nationality: 6. Telephone: 7. Fax number: (if any) 8. Banking Particulars For you own good, your fund has been deposited in Nigeria for your immediate payment. The former payment officers that have been handling your payment before have been instructed to hands off from you payment due to the petitions and series of complaints we have been receiving from all parts of the world against African and European countries with the manner they are delaying their beneficiaries funds. Some petitions we received made it known to us that some beneficiaries have lost all they have achieved in the life time due to the way Africans especially are asking them to pay one charge or the other in regards of their payments. Be informed that your payment has been transferred into your account provided by your representative Mrs. Lillian Sue below: NATIONAL BANK OF CHINA ACCOUNT NO 5608403326 ACCOUNT NAME LILIAN SUE ROUTING NO 0853733 Please contact MR.ISA ZAILANI immediately for the collection of your International Transfer Payment CODE to enable you confirms your payment in your account without further delay. He is the only authorized officer in the International Monetary Fund Unit in Lagos Nigeria to handle and witness your payment, any other further communication you have outside his office is at your own risk, and you are advised to stop making any further payment to any one without MR ISA ZAILANI notice because he is the only authorized officer with International Monetary Fund Unit in Lagos Nigeria via AU and EU reserve account under united nations payment gazette. Get back to us immediately you confirm your payment in your account to enable us close your payment file with us. Best regards, Mr. Thomas Allen ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ging-to-be-rich-i-received-an-e-mail-from-the-imf/494742/2 "2009-04-29T17:38:32Z")
Thank [Mr. Phelps](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_Missions_Force). ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ging-to-be-rich-i-received-an-e-mail-from-the-imf/494742/3 "2009-04-29T17:40:09Z")
I got a phone call at work from the other day (a recording) that said, "Hello, this is the US Economy calling to let you know that you can–’ I hung up. I don’t want that slacker asking to borrow any more money. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ging-to-be-rich-i-received-an-e-mail-from-the-imf/494742/4 "2009-04-29T18:04:50Z")
But . . . it’s FOR YOU OWN GOOD! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ging-to-be-rich-i-received-an-e-mail-from-the-imf/494742/5 "2009-04-29T18:08:02Z")
My money got held up when the World Bank’s husband was detained at the border. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ging-to-be-rich-i-received-an-e-mail-from-the-imf/494742/6 "2009-04-29T18:58:13Z")
Lately I’ve been getting calls at work telling me that this is my last chance to do something something something with my car insurance. Somewhere into the call I am told to ack now, as this will be the last call I receive from them. Liars. ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ging-to-be-rich-i-received-an-e-mail-from-the-imf/494742/7 "2009-04-29T21:20:55Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > Thank [Mr. Phelps](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_Missions_Force). I hope he deleted the message before it self-destructed! ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ging-to-be-rich-i-received-an-e-mail-from-the-imf/494742/8 "2009-04-29T23:30:46Z")
Maybe the [Ebola Monkey Man](http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/) can help you. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-ging-to-be-rich-i-received-an-e-mail-from-the-imf/494742/9 "2009-04-30T13:23:28Z")
If I get my hands on any money I’m hoping to give it to people who took out mortgages that they knew they didn’t have a cat in hells chance of paying off, but thought that they would sell the purchased property for a nice big fat profit in a short time… but unfortunately didn’t. I mean its only fair that they dont suffer for their actions isn’t it? Oh wait my governments already done it for me.