# I'm giving you $300...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-giving-you-300/255958>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 20, 2004, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-giving-you-300/255958 "2004-07-20T06:18:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-giving-you-300/255958/61 "2004-07-21T18:27:18Z")

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In a mall or somewhere else very public, I set up a table equipped with Fluxx and a sign that says “I’ll give you $20 bucks if you play this card game with me.”

End of the day, I’ve proselytised for Looney Labs and played a hell of a lot of Fluxx. No material gain, though.

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**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-giving-you-300/255958/62 "2004-07-21T23:53:45Z")

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> [@Elenia28](#):
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> \<snip\>Oh…and I know I’m demonstrating my ignorance, but what the hell does _bamf_ mean???

Big-_ss mother_\*\*\*\*\*? 🙂

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**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-giving-you-300/255958/63 "2004-07-22T02:21:43Z")

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> Aw c’mon c’mon…Shurely you mean walk up to a random babe and say “I’ll give you $300 if you get your top off”

Said babe would probably get creeped out and go away. There’s no harm in just speaking the word wristwatch.

Also, I just plain don’t like bare breasts.

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**Author:** ![lemon\_martini2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3be4f8/32.png) [@lemon\_martini2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lemon_martini2)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2004, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-giving-you-300/255958/64 "2004-07-22T15:05:22Z")

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For every nine creeped out who run off,there’ll be the one who’ll stay and do it.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2004, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-giving-you-300/255958/65 "2004-07-22T22:46:36Z")

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> [@lemon\_martini2](#):
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> For every nine creeped out who run off,there’ll be the one who’ll stay and do it.

I think probably more like 19 or 29 creeped out, actually, and eventually there would be legal trouble through indecent exposure or something of that sort. Interesting idea, though . . .

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-giving-you-300/255958/66 "2004-07-23T03:08:38Z")

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I coach a 22 person breast cancer survivor dragon boat canoe crew. This weekend we are racing and partying, so I’d blow the cash on my crew at the beer tent.

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**Author:** ![START](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@START](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/START)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-giving-you-300/255958/67 "2004-07-23T03:20:46Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> Because at the end of the day you’ve increased your posessions by a couple of CDs and some X-Box games. The purpose is to spend the money on CONSUMABLES AND SERVICES.

OOOOOOOOH I SEE, then in that case I would get a massage, a haircut, a manicure, and rent a really nice rental car for the day and some food and movie tickets.

A massage, a haircut and a manicure…sounds like a lady, oh well guys can look and feel nice too.

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