# I'm goin on a beer run, what can I get ya? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 17, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315 "2001-03-17T01:04:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/21 "2001-03-17T03:42:43Z")
**Hypergirl** Mike’s Hard Lemonade in a shot glass??? OK, and as for the gratitude show… Mike Lemonade ain’t the ONLY thing hard around here :eek: **Whammo** If things go well with [Hypergirl\*\* I’ll get you a copy of the videotape! **Lsura** I LOVE Blue Moon, here’s a six-pack. And I have Finlandia in the freezer, this shot is on me. **Callie** The plain old Bud Light isn’t a problem, belly up and toss 'em back. Lawnmower beer. **Tranquilis** I’ll go with the Guiness, but only the four pack of cans with the Widget, draft style. Anchor Steam is nice, but I’m Irish. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/22 "2001-03-17T03:50:34Z")
Rolling Rock for me!!! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/23 "2001-03-17T04:05:07Z")
I magically double up the six-pack of the Old Latrobe that **SilkyThreat** has, and bequeath you a sixer of 33. As long as you don’t mind ice shavings in the bottles. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/24 "2001-03-17T04:28:30Z")
Baby, you’ve had too much if you can’t tell the difference between Hypergirl and hardygrrl… I’m the amazingly flexible redhead. And it’s shot glasses or straight out of the bottle when it comes to the Rumpleminze…aaaahhhh sweet cold peppermint… ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/25 "2001-03-17T04:33:08Z")
Well, if we’re asking for more than just beer…can ya get me a bottle of Jameson’s? The big one…I want to drink 9 oz tumbler’s after midnight. (okay, so apparently I want more than just “a little Irish” in me tonight… [sub]call damned near ANYTHING a ‘blarney stone’ now and I’ll kiss it!!![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/26 "2001-03-17T04:35:50Z")
Fair enough, **UncleBill** , since you’re doin’ the runnin’, I’ll take what I get. **ChiefScott** , you’d better make yours last a while. No telling when **Uncle** is gonna feel generous again [sub](or me for that matter. Guiness is not shared lightly…)[/sub]. ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/27 "2001-03-17T04:43:17Z")
Murphy’s Irish for me, please. The cans with the widget inside. I’ll put some mugs in the freezer now. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/28 "2001-03-17T04:49:19Z")
Gallon bottle of Smirnoff Citrus flavoured vodka please. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/29 "2001-03-17T05:13:20Z")
I have had a few, as my spelling should attest. **hardygrrl** You say you are amazingly flexible… I have a test I would like you to take, don’t worry, it’ll feel GREAT! And a redhead??? RRaawwwwrrrr!!! **Tequila** If you “want more than just “a little Irish” in me tonight”, say hello to **UncleBill**!!! I’m a whole lotta Irish, ifyaknowwhatimean! I’ll get you the Jameson’s to limber you up! **Tranq** I was accepting the the Guiness, the Anchor Steam is all yours, although I would share it any other weekend. **Danalan** Murphy’s is cool by me, be sure to pour the whole can into the mug at once, the best for the beer. And **ssskuggiii** , :checking ID: OK, close enough. They were out of Smirnoff Citrus, is Absolut Citron OK? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/30 "2001-03-17T05:22:08Z")
::::drinking Rumpleminze out of the bottle:::: First the spanking at the Smackdown boozefest and now tests? :::gracefuuly lowers into full splits::: How’s that? And would you happen to have any champagne? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/31 "2001-03-17T05:25:51Z")
Hrm. It’s close to St. Paddys day…so I’ll go for the Irish. Can ya pick me up some Killian’s, hon? ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/32 "2001-03-17T05:28:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\ ***Tranq** I was accepting the the Guiness, the Anchor Steam is all yours, although I would share it any other weekend. > \*\* Oops! \ Sorry, boss, Got a bit greedy, there… ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/33 "2001-03-17T05:30:14Z")
Thanks UncleBill. Absolut Citron is fine also. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/34 "2001-03-17T05:37:34Z")
but it’s Irish enough, so **Falcon** consider yourself served by **UncleBill**. **HardyGrrl** ANY woman can bend over my knee for a spanking (and I DO mean that!) but the flexiblity you demonstrate really raise my eyebrows, and something else I won’t mention! :gracefully positions self below split: As for Champagne, would you like it in a glass, or licked off my body??? **Tranquilis,** just because I politely decline the San Francisco treat, I’m not hogging the black gold! We Irish are nothing if not hospitable, and as I recall, you chipped in to buy it! Shlainte! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/35 "2001-03-17T05:50:40Z")
[Officer Barbrady voice]Sorry folks, move along, nothing to see here, go back to your homes, nothing to see here[/Officer Barbrady voice] Hey guys, I gotta crash, flying to Tampa at 7:40am to deliver the Ybor Gold to **TruePisces**. It’s been fun, I hope I got you ladies drunk, and slightly stimulated, ifyaknowwhatimean. Toodles folks, sleep well, have great weekend, I’ll be out until Sunday night. Happy Saint Patrick’s Day to one and all. Erin Go Braugh! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/36 "2001-03-17T06:04:38Z")
Smooth sailin’, Unc. Thanx for the beer. (& thanx for not carding me!) A toast in your general direction. -Pinky ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/37 "2001-03-17T06:35:52Z")
Thanks for the Rumpleminze and everything else 😉 As for the champagne… Do I get anything licked off of me in return? See you Sunday? ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/38 "2001-03-17T06:44:20Z")
Can I get a 2-litre of Absolut? Should hold me for an hour or two. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/39 "2001-03-17T10:54:23Z")
Thanks, **Doc** , I’ll pass it along to the pilot. I’m glad I’m not flying this morning! **hardygrrl** honey, my entire body is available to have whatever you wish licked off of it. And I will CERTAINLY afford you that same priveledge, just give me the time, place, and toys to bring! **Mnementh** Absolutly not. Here’s a fifth. Good morning. ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/40 "2001-03-17T11:33:08Z")
Ahh… I need some after breakfast Murphy’s now! Hey I will be partying at the James Joyce Irish Pub of Istanbul tonight in honor of all my Irish friends… They probably dont have murphy’s but Kilkenny and Beamish will have to do for me! Cheers!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315.md?page=3)