# I'm goin on a beer run, what can I get ya? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 17, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315 "2001-03-17T01:04:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/61 "2001-03-19T00:51:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*Re: This is technically a beer run > but **Kinsey,** since SoCo has a place in my heart, I’ll pick it up. And some good OJ, not too much pulp. And my virtual car is pretty small, I need the storage space, thanks for asking. \*\* Ok, I wasn’t thinking. Here in Maryland, beer, wine and liquor are only available at liquor stores, so it isn’t like you’d have to make a special trip to get the SoCo. You could just grab a bottle as you walk towards the beer coolers in back. Since it’s your beer run, I won’t be difficult. I’ll take either some Red Dog or Sam Adams. Thanks! And you can use my virtual truck if you need more room. And from the looks of it, you’ll need a lot of room for this much booze. Hey! We should go to the Liquor Superstore near me. As big as a grocery store, but all booze. It’s an alcoholic’s dream come true! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/62 "2001-03-19T03:15:18Z")
Forget about me Uncle Bill? Guess the bustier/garter belt/fishnets have to come off … ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/63 "2001-03-19T03:42:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*Guess the bustier/garter belt/fishnets have to come off … \*\* I was **waiting** for those to come off!!! Humina, humina! But baby [9 1/2 Weeks music] You can leave your hat on[/9 1/2 Weeks music]. Now that we’re both nekkid, can I run an icecube down your belly? **TruePisces** OK, I concede I owe you BIG TIME, but honey, you just don’t know **how** big! Sorry you went without Ybor Gold. If it is any concession, the bar I was in ran out of Gold, I had to go to the Ybor Brown. **Girlbysea** , The F-14’s are not a problem, I have a college roomie there doin’ the Delta version, he’ll cover for me. Or I’ll tell his wife about that time sophomore year when he… oh, better save that one for if he ever runs for public office. I will assume the milk is for White Russians, so I’ve programmed a Tomahawk missle for your address, the payload will be six hundred 1/2 pint cartons of milk. **Kinsey** , that’s a nice offer for the liquor supermarket, so here’s a 12 pack of Sam and the Southern Comfort (the house on the label looks like the house I grew up in), but friends don’t let friends drink Red Dog. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/64 "2001-03-19T04:12:09Z")
Just an ice cube? And did you pick up the supplies? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/65 "2001-03-19T04:33:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > **That’s good enough for me and my cat.** Hey, Unc, I’ve been ta yr site. That’s MY cat. Sure, them darling children are yourz. But that fat tabby looks alot like Blaise. …that DRIVEWAY looks a lot like mine… …that FENCE… …my shirt!.. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/66 "2001-03-19T04:37:40Z")
I have the supplies, but foreplay is NOT to be rushed. [Tim Curry voice]I want to see you shiver with antici…PAtion [/Tim Curry voice] First the dress up (done), then the dress down (done), then the toying with food as sensual objects (underway), then… the shopping bag comes out! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/67 "2001-03-19T11:57:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\ ***TruePisces** OK, I concede I owe you BIG TIME, but honey, you just don’t know **how** big! Sorry you went without Ybor Gold. If it is any concession, the bar I was in ran out of Gold, I had to go to the Ybor Brown. \*\* Then why don’t you **show** me how big? 😉 FWIW, the Gold **is** much better than the brown… but the brown would do in a pinch. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/68 "2001-03-19T13:29:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\ ***Kinsey** , that’s a nice offer for the liquor supermarket, so here’s a 12 pack of Sam and the Southern Comfort (the house on the label looks like the house I grew up in), but friends don’t let friends drink Red Dog. > \*\* Hey, I **like** Red Dog! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/69 "2001-03-19T14:13:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dr.Pinky \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > > **That’s good enough for me and my cat.** > > Hey, Unc, I’ve been ta yr site. > > That’s MY cat. > > Sure, them darling children are yourz. > > But that fat tabby looks alot like Blaise. > > …that DRIVEWAY looks a lot like mine… > > …that FENCE… > > …my shirt!.. > \*\* Firstly, those AIN’T my kids, I am **UncleBill** , not **DaddyBill**. And hey, they could be your cat, I adopted him when he was 18 mo old, but that was 8 1/2 years ago. As for the other things, I have two answers, the first one is … DAD! How ya Been! and the second is… In [THIS](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=63092) thread you will see that I AM you! ---
**Author:** ![uberDave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f04885/32.png) [@uberDave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uberDave)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/70 "2001-03-19T15:09:42Z")
Hi Bill, Say, since you’re goin’, could ya pick up a case of Bass Ale and and case of Dogfish Ale. Drop the Dogfish off w/ Ukelele Ike. Damn, that boy pissed all over Nixon’s grave as requested, but that’s another thread. (Slipping you a v/t c note). That ought to cover it. And nice to meet you Sir. Dave ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/71 "2001-03-19T15:20:13Z")
My boss frowns on me making beer runs while at work, so I’ll get these during lunch. Bass Ale to **UberDave,** Dogfish Ale to **Ukelele Ike**. Never had the Dogfish, to my knowledge. I must be slipping. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/72 "2001-03-20T01:22:35Z")
Nothing wrong with taking it slow… but occasionally fast and rough ain’t bad 😉 All this attention on me…don’t you need a little yourself? Want hardygrrl to give you something? Backrub,tongue bath etc? ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/73 "2001-03-20T01:34:12Z")
UncleBill!!! Thanks, It just arrived… But what about all of this cool whip?? Could you be with the next delivery??😉 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/74 "2001-03-20T03:29:10Z")
Please be calm, your **UncleBill** has enough to go around. **hardygrrl,** I have an alterior motive for all this attention being lavished on your bad self. After I’ve brought women to exstatic, mind-shattering, rapid-fire orgasms, they tend to be REAL grateful, ifyaknowwhatimean. It’s just the nature of things. Trust me. And **Girlbysea?** you’d like me to **come** with the next delivery? That’ll be just fine. I’ve been meaning to do just that. Let’s play “hide the whipped cream”! You don’t hang out on Sunday nights at the Fort Story O Club, do you? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/75 "2001-03-20T04:37:55Z")
So you’re saying it’ll be one of those back clawing,screaming loud enough to wake the dead,breaking the bed, props included wild night of out of control sex? Count me in 😉 …hope you’re well rested… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/76 "2001-03-20T04:44:56Z")
…we’ll start with that, grab some bacon and eggs, and head back for the morning shift! We’ll need water by sunrise, dehyration and all. We’ll break the bad maybe at YOUR place, I have an extra heavy duty reinforced bed with iron rails to swing from above the posts (IRL!) ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/77 "2001-03-20T05:18:47Z")
Why just on the bed? Although it’s good that it’s reinforced…that way the handcuffs won’t scratch the finish. 🙂 We could play “Let’s try out all the furniture…” ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/78 "2001-03-20T05:40:06Z")
(nice flirting in two differnt threads, keeps the mind sharp) That sounds like a fun game, I have this specialty of the house on the arm of the couch, I think you’re going to **REALLY** like it! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/79 "2001-03-20T12:48:51Z")
:: lies face down on arm of couch,turns head and looks at Uncle Bill:: Like this? Bet you can’t make me scream incoherently…😉 ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/80 "2001-03-20T13:31:47Z")
UncleBill… not tried the Ole Army Base… or the “O” clubs. Could it be they’re more fun than the CPO clubs around town? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315.md?page=5)