# I'm goin on a beer run, what can I get ya?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 17, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315 "2001-03-17T01:04:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/101 "2001-03-22T06:05:37Z")

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Let’s put a pillow between your head and the headboard, last poor woman got a concussion (and loved every second of it!)

So here I go,

::easing in from the back::

Oooohhhh, different sensation! Nice Butt!!!

:: grabbing hips for leverage and commencin’ to whallop **hardygrrl** for all she’s capable of taking::

Fasten your seatbelts and put away your tray tables, this is gonna be a bumpy ride!

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-goin-on-a-beer-run-what-can-i-get-ya/58315/102 "2001-03-22T12:42:28Z")

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Ummmmmm

:::arching her back and moving her hips in rhythm with Uncle Bill:::

If you’ve got a free hand I’m sure you can find a place for it to play 😉

:::grabs sheets tightly,hips moving faster,panting and starting to quiver::

I’m almost there Uncle Bill…just push me over the edge…

ummmm

ooohhhhh

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