# I'm going on a rocket ship (game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990 "2007-07-16T15:58:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/41 "2007-07-16T19:22:31Z")
I’ll bring a cotton tampon (so I can go swimming, horseback riding, running…), and a car door (so I can roll the window down if I get hot. ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/42 "2007-07-16T19:22:48Z")
I’ll bring a chimpanzee and tissues. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/43 "2007-07-16T19:24:37Z")
A puppy and kibble. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/44 "2007-07-16T19:24:56Z")
[QUOTE=Swampwolf] Then I’ll bring a blue-eyed kittycat (and its litterbox) [/QUOTE] 12 minutes, not bad. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/45 "2007-07-16T19:26:44Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] Condoms and deep heating rub. [/QUOTE] Sorry, no condoms allowed. Rubbers would be fine, though. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/46 "2007-07-16T19:34:11Z")
[QUOTE=Robot Arm] Marshmallows and asparagus. (Someone else already brought the ice cream.) [/QUOTE] No. No you won’t. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/47 "2007-07-16T19:34:46Z")
I’ll bring a hoodie and a spool of cable. ---
**Author:** ![Jelymag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jelymag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jelymag)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/48 "2007-07-16T20:04:42Z")
How about strawberries and whipped cream? Mmmmm… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/49 "2007-07-16T20:05:09Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Sorry, no condoms allowed. Rubbers would be fine, though. [/QUOTE] Might as well bring a hooker while you’re at it. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/50 "2007-07-16T20:43:50Z")
[QUOTE=Pygmy Rugger] Might as well bring a hooker while you’re at it. [/QUOTE] With big hooters and hand-cuffs. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/51 "2007-07-16T20:54:31Z")
I’ll bring engineer\_comp\_geek and SSG Schwartz, since they want to go so badly. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/52 "2007-07-16T21:00:59Z")
[QUOTE=muldoonthief] I’ll bring engineer\_comp\_geek and SSG Schwartz, since they want to go so badly. [/QUOTE] Thanks, could you smuggle me in with the hooker. 😃 SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Smooth\_Jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Smooth\_Jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smooth_Jack)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/53 "2007-07-16T21:05:26Z")
Since other people are taking animals, will you have room for me full-sized woolly mammoth model and pet hippopotamus? ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/54 "2007-07-16T21:08:41Z")
I’ll bring some zinnias and poppies. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/55 "2007-07-16T21:08:59Z")
> [@](#): > > Thanks, could you smuggle me in with the hooker. Of course; there are plenty of smugglers on this ship. Racketeers, too, for that matter. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Controvert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@The\_Controvert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Controvert)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/56 "2007-07-16T21:24:05Z")
I’ll bring my favorite snack: pepperoni and cheddar ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/57 "2007-07-16T21:28:59Z")
[QUOTE=muldoonthief] I’ll bring engineer\_comp\_geek and SSG Schwartz, since they want to go so badly. [/QUOTE] Wait?! Sgt Schwartz can go? I don’t think it’s fair. Especially since he wants to snuggle with my hooker! And doesn’t even offer hand-cuffs or acceptable lubrication. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/58 "2007-07-16T21:38:09Z")
[QUOTE=Pygmy Rugger] Wait?! Sgt Schwartz can go? I don’t think it’s fair. Especially since he wants to snuggle with my hooker! And doesn’t even offer hand-cuffs or acceptable lubrication. 😉 [/QUOTE] ::slips Sgt Schwartz some KY Jelly:: ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/59 "2007-07-16T21:46:59Z")
How about mittens and flannel sheets? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/60 "2007-07-17T00:51:47Z")
A handball – for those times when I feel like bouncing off the walls. Hey, it worked for Steve McQueen in solitary, in **The Great Escape**. Also, a [drinking bird](http://www.backstreet.demon.co.uk/oddstuff/drinkingbirds/drinkingbirds.htm) (heat pump toy). I will hold him and water him and feed him and call him George… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990.md?page=4)