# I'm going on a rocket ship (game)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 16, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990 "2007-07-16T15:58:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/61 "2007-07-17T01:07:32Z")

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A sextant and a time keeping device. Er, we aren’t doing any of this FTL stuff, are we?

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/62 "2007-07-17T04:47:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey]  
With big hooters and hand-cuffs.  
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And mammoth boobies and sweet pussy.

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/63 "2007-07-17T05:07:58Z")

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[QUOTE=chaoticbear]  
::slips Sgt Schwartz some KY Jelly::  
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Where’d you slip it to him? In his ass?

Oh, my, this is getting out of… umm.. appendage?. 😃

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**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/64 "2007-07-17T06:12:09Z")

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I get it! I’d like to go! I’ll bring an umbrella and some sunscreen (sensitive skin, doncha know?)

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/65 "2007-07-17T07:49:43Z")

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[QUOTE=carnivorousplant]  
A sextant and a time keeping device. Er, we aren’t doing any of this FTL stuff, are we?  
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_boots **carnivorousplant** back out the airlock_

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/66 "2007-07-17T12:46:31Z")

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[QUOTE=The Scrivener]  
Also, a [drinking bird](http://www.backstreet.demon.co.uk/oddstuff/drinkingbirds/drinkingbirds.htm) (heat pump toy). I will hold him and water him and feed him and call him George…  
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Off of my ship, mister.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/67 "2007-07-17T12:59:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Malacandra]  
_boots **carnivorousplant** back out the airlock_  
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Ha!  
See if you can find Uranus without help!

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/68 "2007-07-17T13:19:28Z")

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[QUOTE=carnivorousplant]  
Ha!  
See if you can find Uranus without help!

:rolleyes:  
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Don’t you worry. Neruval and I are old friends. And you can keep your :rolleyes: too. (Actually you could bring that and a 🆒 too. :D)

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/69 "2007-07-17T15:23:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Pygmy Rugger]  
Where’d you slip it to him? In his ass?

Oh, my, this is getting out of… umm.. appendage?. 😃  
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Wherever he wants it, really. I just assumed that I would be handing him a bottle.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/70 "2007-07-17T15:59:37Z")

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Wanna hear something sad? When I first saw the title of [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=429103), my immediate thought was “Oh, well you can do both of those on our rocket ship!”

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/71 "2007-07-17T16:03:03Z")

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Are we going to carry a cargo of tribbles and spoo?

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/72 "2007-07-17T16:49:46Z")

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I’ll bring a llama and Doug Llewelyn’s\* mama.

\*Of The People’s Court.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/73 "2007-07-17T17:07:06Z")

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[QUOTE=chaoticbear]  
Wherever he wants it, really. I just assumed that I would be handing him a bottle.  
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Yeah, not much of a need for me to put it anywhere other than in my duffel bag.

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/74 "2007-07-17T17:08:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Hal Briston]  
Wanna hear something sad? When I first saw the title of [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=429103), my immediate thought was “Oh, well you can do both of those on our rocket ship!”  
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Wanna know what’s sadder? I thought the same thing. ☹

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/75 "2007-07-17T17:10:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]  
Yeah, not much of a need for me to put it anywhere other than in my duffel bag.

SSG Schwartz  
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Suure… _cough_ buttocks \*cough.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2007, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-on-a-rocket-ship-game/411990/76 "2007-07-18T22:16:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Pygmy Rugger]  
Suure… _cough_ buttocks \*cough.  
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No, actually, I call that my [fanny pack](http://www.allaboutrainbows.com/fanny_packs.htm) :rolleyes:

SSG Schwartz

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