# I'm going snokreling? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 26, 2020, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276 "2020-06-26T21:20:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Josepsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@Josepsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Josepsh)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/1 "2020-06-26T21:20:49Z")
I’m going snorkeling ?. . ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/2 "2020-06-26T21:21:51Z")
Make sure you get a properly fitting musk. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/3 "2020-06-26T21:22:43Z")
If you’re not sure, you’re probably just being waterboarded. ---
**Author:** ![Josepsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@Josepsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Josepsh)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/4 "2020-06-26T21:24:10Z")
> **[Stingray stings man on his penis](http://jamaica-star.com/article/news/20180904/stingray-stings-man-his-penis)** > > A man was stung on his penis by a stingray whilst swimming.  The incident took place at the Hainan resort city of Sanya, China. The unfortunate man's day at the beach fell short of his expectations after he was left in excruciating pain... ---
**Author:** ![Josepsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@Josepsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Josepsh)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/5 "2020-06-26T21:24:43Z")
Should I wear a cup ?. . ---
**Author:** ![Josepsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@Josepsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Josepsh)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/6 "2020-06-26T21:26:04Z")
[https://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-MENS-ROUGH-PLAY-WATER-POLO-TEAM-PROTECTIVE-CUP-ADULT-SIZE-SLIPS-IN-SUIT-/112658893241](https://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-MENS-ROUGH-PLAY-WATER-POLO-TEAM-PROTECTIVE-CUP-ADULT-SIZE-SLIPS-IN-SUIT-/112658893241) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/7 "2020-06-26T21:27:12Z")
If I get stung on the penis by a stingray and that fact ends up in the news, the worst part of my day isn’t the getting stung part. ---
**Author:** ![Josepsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@Josepsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Josepsh)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/8 "2020-06-26T21:27:47Z")
Ok ?. . ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/9 "2020-06-26T21:48:18Z")
Great quote from the article: > Stingrays aren’t dangerous, but when they feel threatened they will use their venomous tail to protect themselves from a potential attack. “Stingrays aren’t dangerous, but they may kill you if they need to.” ---
**Author:** ![Josepsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@Josepsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Josepsh)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/10 "2020-06-26T21:51:02Z")
Sports turning us into girls ?. . ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/11 "2020-06-26T21:52:27Z")
Hey, Josepsh. I want too know [what’s up with your posts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/josepsh/activity/replies)? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/12 "2020-06-26T21:53:44Z")
Moved to MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![Josepsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@Josepsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Josepsh)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/14 "2020-06-26T21:55:57Z")
Ok t y thank you ?. . ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/15 "2020-06-26T21:57:15Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Moved to MPSIMS Well okay, but my above post was a little bit pitty. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/16 "2020-06-26T21:58:36Z")
**I’m going snokreling?** Hope you catch a nice, big Snokrel! > _ **Charred Snokrel** _ > Choose a mature but healthy Caribbean Snokrel. The front grabby bits should be a nice peach hue, but not bright red (that’s a sick “puppy”). > Filet and pat dry while heating your grill to at least 500º. Rub your 2 cm thick snokrel filets with a mixture of tarragon, ghost peppers, clove and rapeseed oil; let stand 3 minutes, then grill over high heat. > > Give up when the outsides are charred beyond recognition and the innards are firm. You need the carbonization to overpower the natural flavor, which has been likened to “an antique life preserver, perhaps from the Titanic” (Mary Berry) or “me gran’s corset” (Graham Kerr). > > A platter of Snorkrel should be served with a charcuterie board featuring cheese whiz, slim jims, and circus peanuts. And plenty of semi-dry white wine. We recommend Prairie Fumé, at least two litres for each guest. ---
**Author:** ![Josepsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@Josepsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Josepsh)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/17 "2020-06-26T22:00:55Z")
[Snorkeling - Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snorkeling) just saying ?. . ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/18 "2020-06-26T22:03:08Z")
Not too be confused with snorking, which is catching [Snorks](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snorks). ---
**Author:** ![Josepsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@Josepsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Josepsh)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/19 "2020-06-26T22:11:55Z")
[Snorkeling in Miami | Greater Miami & Miami Beach](https://www.miamiandbeaches.com/things-to-do/water-activities/snorkeling-in-miami) I’m going snorkeling in Miami beach ?. . ---
**Author:** ![Josepsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@Josepsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Josepsh)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/20 "2020-06-26T22:15:18Z")
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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/21 "2020-06-26T22:27:36Z")
I think I’m becoming newly dyslexic. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276.md?page=2)