# I'm going snokreling? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 26, 2020, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276 "2020-06-26T21:20:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Josepsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@Josepsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Josepsh)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/22 "2020-06-26T22:31:59Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/zGJCnHf7Wj0/maxresdefault.jpg "Cutest Shark Attack Ever!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGJCnHf7Wj0) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/23 "2020-06-26T22:33:34Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > I think I’m becoming newly dyslexic. They gave you an underscore for your apostrophe? Wow. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/25 "2020-06-26T22:47:25Z")
Yep, no charge. ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/26 "2020-06-26T23:01:19Z")
> Not too be confused with snorking, which is catching [Snorks](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snorks). “But oh, beamish nephew, beware of the day, If your Snork be a Beejum! For then You will softly and suddenly vanish away, And never be met with again!” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/27 "2020-06-27T09:06:25Z")
What’s the little orange pencil mean? 😐 ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/28 "2020-06-27T12:23:43Z")
when I hovered over it with my cursor it said when the OP edited. I think. actually I just came in here to practice quoting, which I can mostly do but it’s not consistently flawless. 🦙 ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/29 "2020-06-27T13:31:08Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > What’s the little orange pencil mean? 😐 Orange Pencil is sort of like [Red Rocket](https://youtube.com/watch?v=81NARDscUnA). (Or maybe not. But now you will always think so.) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/30 "2020-06-27T16:25:39Z")
Ewwwwwwww! You bad bad bad man! I need brain sanitizer, now 😑 ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/31 "2020-06-27T18:47:01Z")
Forevermore, may you see the mark and think “Orange pencil! Orange pencil.” ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/32 "2020-06-27T19:58:06Z")
We’d all prefer [“ **Yellow car… yellow car**!”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J4azAOhLgw) From the wonderful BBC radio comedy Cabin Pressure. A little background… starts with Douglas the capable co-pilot, driving a van belonging to Martin the less capable pilot (Benedict Cumberbatch), with barely capable Arthur (John Finnemore himself) explaining his barely-a-game **Yellow Car**. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/33 "2020-06-27T20:05:41Z")
Red cars are bad luck. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276/34 "2020-06-27T20:10:38Z")
A visual pun about Trumps manhood?? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-snokreling/913276.md?page=1)