# I'm going straight to hell. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 1, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484 "2006-12-01T17:15:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/1 "2006-12-01T17:15:16Z")
Not only did I laugh like a loon when I saw [this](http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/11/ymca.html) picture this morning (which you are free to caption, although I don’t really think it needs one), I then sent it on to every single person I know…including my sister in law (teaches sunday school) and mother in law (father in law sings in the church choir), and boss (sits on the board for the local Episcopalian church). I keep getting the mental image of very serious people in tasteful yet modest suits showing up at my door tomorrow morning to save me, and I can’t stop giggling… ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/2 "2006-12-01T17:19:27Z")
No caption needed. That is funny. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/3 "2006-12-01T17:20:44Z")
I was already going to hell, but I think laughing that hard at that bumps me up to at least business class. Or at least a handbasket with a nice lining. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/4 "2006-12-01T17:29:25Z")
I’ll take a window seat, please. That was funny. ---
**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/5 "2006-12-01T18:12:41Z")
Luckily, I already have a first class ticket for the train to hell, because I thought that was very funny. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/6 "2006-12-01T18:17:34Z")
I bought my one-way ticket years ago. I’ll save you a seat. That was hilarious! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/7 "2006-12-01T18:22:50Z")
wrong, wrong, wrong…reminds me of another joke. See you there, babe. ---
**Author:** ![IGJoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/igjoe/32/5420_2.png) [@IGJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IGJoe)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/8 "2006-12-01T18:26:37Z")
That’s one of those things that makes me think, “How come _I_ never thought of that first???” I’ll see y’all down there. ---
**Author:** ![tashabot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tashabot/32/6250_2.png) [@tashabot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tashabot)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/9 "2006-12-01T18:44:48Z")
How about we all just carpool? I’ll drive. Cuz damn, that was funny. ~Tasha ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/10 "2006-12-01T19:26:19Z")
😕 Context of an implied original? A music video or a popular dance craze or something? Or is there something intrinsically funny about “YMCA” in conjunction with Jesus of Naz that I’m too dense to get? Dangit, my sister regularly assures me and everyone else she knows that I’m going to hell, why can’t I get a good seat? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/11 "2006-12-01T19:26:38Z")
Hilarious. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/12 "2006-12-01T19:30:52Z")
[QUOTE=AHunter3] 😕 Context of an implied original? A music video or a popular dance craze or something? Or is there something intrinsically funny about “YMCA” in conjunction with Jesus of Naz that I’m too dense to get? Dangit, my sister regularly assures me and everyone else she knows that I’m going to hell, why can’t I get a good seat? ☹ [/QUOTE] The song YMCA by the Village People. Does that help? ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/13 "2006-12-01T19:32:02Z")
I saw that the other day, and last night when they played “YMCA” at the hockey game I just cracked up. I call a window seat! ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/14 "2006-12-01T19:38:08Z")
HELL Population: 14 Dopers and Growing 😃 ---
**Author:** ![phall0106](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phall0106/32/5934_2.png) [@phall0106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phall0106)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/15 "2006-12-01T19:47:55Z")
I want a window seat! I want a window seat! (I forwarded the picture to three friends.) ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/16 "2006-12-01T19:54:54Z")
All it needs is the music. here’s some toll money. I’m in. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/17 "2006-12-01T20:13:23Z")
[QUOTE=tashabot] How about we all just carpool? I’ll drive. [/QUOTE] I call shotgun. Damn, that’s funny. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/18 "2006-12-01T20:17:59Z")
[QUOTE=Antinor01] The song YMCA by the Village People. Does that help? [/QUOTE] Thus providing incontrovertible evidence that Jesus thinks being gay is just FABULOUS, thank you very much. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/19 "2006-12-01T20:20:50Z")
Well, we’ll all be in good company, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/20 "2006-12-01T20:53:32Z")
I’ll take the backseat. That was hilarious. 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484.md?page=2)