# I'm going straight to hell.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 1, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484 "2006-12-01T17:15:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2006, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/61 "2006-12-04T13:49:26Z")

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[QUOTE=mobo85]  
Come on, don’t leave us in suspense- which one? My money’s on either the Indian or the construction worker.  
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The cop Ray Simpson. I image the whole group has seen it by now.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2006, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/62 "2006-12-04T14:02:39Z")

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Y? Because He loves you! 😃

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2006, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/63 "2006-12-04T14:52:14Z")

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What’s weird is that no matter what angle you view them from, you feel like you’re getting a blow job.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2006, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/64 "2006-12-04T15:09:50Z")

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Eh? Maybe you’re just really getting a blow job and don’t realize it.

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**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2006, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-straight-to-hell/382484/65 "2006-12-04T17:04:36Z")

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Oh, Jesus. Y R U so crazy?

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