# I'm going to be in London

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 20, 2006, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103 "2006-03-20T07:21:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/1 "2006-03-20T07:21:16Z")

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for the last week of March. Any Londopers want to ease my disorientation?

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/2 "2006-03-20T08:52:14Z")

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Hi.

You will also find London Dopers, both current and of the past, at [http://nadsters.com/nads/](http://nadsters.com/nads/).

Have a great trip. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/3 "2006-03-20T10:17:32Z")

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> [@matt\_mcl](#):
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> for the last week of March. Any Londopers want to ease my disorientation?

I would, but I’m disoriented myself, despite having lived here for 27 years and counting. If it isn’t Leicester Square station, I have to whip out my A-Z.

(It’s a map, you perv)

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**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/4 "2006-03-20T10:24:02Z")

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I should be around then, and **Crusoe** might be too. Any ideas as to what you fancy doing?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/5 "2006-03-20T12:57:03Z")

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Compared to Montreal, the weather should be quite nice. Don’t be shy about asking for directions. It seemed like everyone was helpful in that regard.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/6 "2006-03-20T14:46:01Z")

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Hi Jenny,

I’d love to spend an evening out, although I understand it’s scandalously expensive to do so. Faut faire avec, I guess. Also… _blush_ if any of you have gay friends who could show me around Old Compton Street and environs, it would be much appreciated.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/7 "2006-03-20T15:42:57Z")

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Its not that expensive, to be honest, you just need to avoid the tourist traps where you end up paying a fiver a pint. And **Bonzer** and I should be around too if you do fancy a night out, although I doubt that neither of us is qualified to show you round Old Compton Street. 😉

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**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/8 "2006-03-20T15:57:51Z")

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> [@Angua](#):
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> I doubt that neither of us is qualified to show you round Old Compton Street.

Did you mean to say that, Angua?

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/9 "2006-03-20T16:10:15Z")

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> [@GorillaMan](#):
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> Did you mean to say that, Angua?

Gah! Stupid me! I meant to say:

“I doubt that **either** of us is qualified”

:smack: I blame Pearson R coefficients.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/10 "2006-03-21T02:40:29Z")

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> [@Angua](#):
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> Its not that expensive, to be honest, you just need to avoid the tourist traps where you end up paying a fiver a pint. And **Bonzer** and I should be around too if you do fancy a night out, although I doubt that neither of us is qualified to show you round Old Compton Street. 😉

Sounds like fun!

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**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/11 "2006-03-21T09:05:38Z")

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There seems to be a few of us around on Friday 31st **Matt** , how does that grab you?

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/12 "2006-03-21T09:56:25Z")

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Sounds like fun - just before I ship out eh!

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/13 "2006-03-21T11:37:59Z")

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That sounds like a plan to me then! I can even convince my advisor that I’m working from home, and get to London at a reasonable time! So, I guess a place is needed. Would you prefer something close to where you’re staying, or just somewhere not hideously expensive?

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**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/14 "2006-03-21T13:09:50Z")

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Would you like to eat first, or go straight to a pub? If you do want to eat, what sort of thing do you like?

Sorry for all the questions, but we want to make sure you have a good time!

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/15 "2006-03-21T17:06:40Z")

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I’d love to just go eat, anyplace that’s not expensive; as long as the food is edible I’m not fussed. Thanks!

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**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/16 "2006-03-21T18:24:51Z")

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Right, couple of suggestions:

[Masala Zone](http://www.london-eating.co.uk/143.htm) - for the authentic Brit dining experience - curry!

[Gili Gulu](http://www.london-eating.co.uk/5279.htm) - had some pretty bad reviews for the service, but we’ve always enjoyed ourselves.

If none those appeal, here’s a [link](http://www.london-eating.co.uk/occasions/budget.asp) to some more budget restaurants, though I can’t comment on any of them except for Wagamama - which is nice but not exactly conducive to relaxed socialising.

**Angua** et al may have some more ideas.

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**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/17 "2006-03-21T18:28:44Z")

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I’m jealous. I’ll be in England this weekend, but it’s not for a happy, celebratory occasion.

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**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/18 "2006-03-21T20:40:03Z")

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Sorry to hear that **Barbarian**. Hope whatever it is doesn’t go too badly.

**matt\_mcl** , **scifisam** on Nads (who you may remember from here) has offered to show you the gay scene:

“From what I remember of reading his posts he’d like Popstarz (actually, most people would - it’s not as trashy or juvenile as it sounds, and it’s friggin’ huge) and maybe GAY Bar (NOT club) and, for a cheap start to the night, the Vespa/Conservatory, while it’s still open.”

She’s not available on Friday, but as you’re here for a week, maybe you could meet up before then. Let me know if you’d like me to pass on your contact details - or pop over to Nads and contact her yourself.

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**Author:** ![scotandrsn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@scotandrsn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scotandrsn)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/19 "2006-03-21T20:50:00Z")

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Speaking as a one-time tourist to the UK, I’d say it’s absolutely essential to have the advice of a local on dining out.

Here the US we are used to something like a potential 95% success rate on picking a restaurant at random and finding it palatable, at the very least.

From my experience, the rate in London is around 60%\*, and all the guides I had read beforehand said the food situation had gotten better than it used to be. :eek:

Don’t get me wrong, there is spectacular food to be had, but you’re better off taking the advice of someone who knows the territory to make sure you find it.

From my own limited experience, I can recommend, for a really fancy dinner, The Ivy, for the best fish, chips, bangers, and mash I’ve ever eaten, the Cheshire Cheese Pub (the oldest currently standing, IIRC), and great little Italian place that was near the docks in Greenwich 3 1/2 years ago.

\*Unlike me, my wife hates Indian food, so I will readily concede that if we’d included those restaurants, we might have had better luck.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-be-in-london/349103/20 "2006-03-21T23:06:50Z")

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> [@scotandrsn](#):
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> From my own limited experience, I can recommend, for a really fancy dinner, The Ivy,

But you’d have had to have booked months ago…

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