# I'm going to beat the snot out of someone **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 8, 2001, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-beat-the-snot-out-of-someone/86098 "2001-10-08T12:39:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-beat-the-snot-out-of-someone/86098/21 "2001-10-08T14:41:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zaphod Beeblebrox \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Psudo-homo-animalistic ass sniffing. > > \*\* > > Lil’ tip: you **might** get yourself flamed for that one. I’m not sure, but you just might. What a fucking stupid comment. You are not sure, he just might get flamed huh? Priceless tip! Here is a “tip” for you: he said nothing wrong. If the cats are of the same gender it’s homo. If they are animals it’s animalistic. Deal with it and enjoy your chocolate. It was a light joke and you ruined it. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Francesca_ > **Perhaps they were cute headphones. Or she was receiving word from the mothership.** This was classical but hilarious nevertheless 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Briminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@Briminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briminator)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-beat-the-snot-out-of-someone/86098/22 "2001-10-08T14:45:09Z")
> [@](#): > > Brim, you don’t realize that you actually have me wrapped around your little finger. You > got me with your cat stories. I’m behind you 100% on this worthy rant. I was just offering > up some advice for beefing it up for the peanut gallery. I have 9 other fingers why stay with the little one. 😉 Cranky I’m very happy that you like those stories, I’m not mad at any of you people I just wanted to rant a bit, after the first rant I was very very happy. I should have made the title of the rant “who wants the snot beat out of them?” And throw the smack down on anyone who came by. So if anone wants to throw down step up yo. I’ll do the rockin’ sockin’ robot action on your ass. In all good fun that is.😃 ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-beat-the-snot-out-of-someone/86098/23 "2001-10-08T14:49:25Z")
You know what pisses ME off? The fact that my ears HURT as soon as the temperature gets below about 62. I have no idea why. I actually enjoy cool weather. This is my favorite time of year. I prefer it around 65 degrees in my home. However, as soon as I step outside with my pup on mornings like this, my ears start to ACHE. They hurt inside like I have an infection. This makes me dizzy and doesn’t go away for an hour or so, even after the rest of me is warmed up. So if you hate earmuffs, well then fuck you. Because I would be in pain without them. I don’t know what kind of defect this is and I feel stupid about it like I’m some kind of wimpy old lady. But I can’t help it. And I like purple fuzzy earmuffs too. So there. -L ---
**Author:** ![Briminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@Briminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briminator)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-beat-the-snot-out-of-someone/86098/24 "2001-10-08T15:01:04Z")
[QUOTE] ``` So if you hate earmuffs, well then fuck you ``` [QUOTE] Damm I hate this backpeddling stuff. Earmuffs are very sexy. Earmuffs in a car are not sexy. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-beat-the-snot-out-of-someone/86098/25 "2001-10-08T15:12:45Z")
You know, I feel a cold coming on and I’ve been sniffling (not to be confused with sniveling, which I do all the time) for a few days now. I could use the snot beat out of me. Thanks for the offer!! 🙂 Zette ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-beat-the-snot-out-of-someone/86098/26 "2001-10-08T15:36:36Z")
Dude, … decaf. ---
**Author:** ![Briminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@Briminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briminator)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-beat-the-snot-out-of-someone/86098/27 "2001-10-08T15:45:48Z")
> [@](#): > > I could use the snot beat out of me. hey I can do individual nostrils if you are just stuffed up on one side. But you have to get in line, and no cutting. [QUOTE] ``` Dude, ... decaf. ``` [QUOTE] Coffee? Cripes I hate the stuff, I can’t stand it when people sit next to me a slurp the shit. Don’t even get me started about a co-worker who sounds like he is having sex when he drinks the crap. SLURP…ooooh…Slurp…Oh god yeah… Get in line Batty ---
**Author:** ![Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/0ea827/32.png) [@Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zaphod_Beeblebrox)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-beat-the-snot-out-of-someone/86098/28 "2001-10-09T03:51:51Z")
Johnny sez: > [@](#): > > What a fucking stupid comment. You are not sure, he just might get flamed huh? Priceless tip! Here is a “tip” for you: he said nothing wrong. If the cats are of the same gender it’s homo. If they are animals it’s animalistic. Deal with it and enjoy your chocolate. It was a light joke and you ruined it. Duh. What I said was a joke, too, Mr. Einstein. Thanks for ruining it. Do you really think I thought for one second that someone would flame him/her for making a comment about cats sniffing other cats’ butts? Christ, grow a fucking brain stem. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-beat-the-snot-out-of-someone/86098/29 "2001-10-09T04:10:25Z")
> [@](#): > > "OK, did I say she was just wearing earmuffs and driving? She actually drove up right next to me and yelled "I hate \*iggers!!! I just left that part out so that you guys would judge the situation objectively. She also caused my good friend a lot of pain and trouble. I didn’t mention that I know the woman? Oh- my bad! So I told her "Hey, nice fucking earmuffs! And she started crying like Nancy Kerrigan. Seriously. I said that. Honest. > > …ok, I didn’t. What is wrong with meeeeeeeeee?" Oh, the **FreakFeeley** method. I love that one.Just make sure to finish it off with something about how you’ve been taking lots of hallucinogens recently and think you may have been making the whole things up, but you’re really not sure. 😉 Pretty much this whole thread made me laugh. Earmuffs in a car? Jeez. That’s just silly. Leave me out of the line for the getting-the-snot-beat-out-of-me party. I’m too much of a wuss for that. However, I do have to object to the use of “psudo”. It’s spelled “pseudo”. I all of you guys weren’t so much tougher than me, I’d have to beat the snot out of someone. ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-beat-the-snot-out-of-someone/86098/30 "2001-10-09T04:18:47Z")
**Briminator** , I’ve got a cold and nothing seems to relieve the congestion. I give up. You can beat the snot out of me. I’m out of options. ---
**Author:** ![Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/0ea827/32.png) [@Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zaphod_Beeblebrox)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-beat-the-snot-out-of-someone/86098/31 "2001-10-09T04:19:58Z")
Actually, I did catch it. It was one of my two reasons for saying: > [@](#): > > This brutal assault on etymology is making my head spin. The other reason being that “homo,” without another part to qualify it (e.g., “sexual” or “erotic”) doesn’t really mean anything at all, despite Johnny’s mad ravings to the contrary. ---
**Author:** ![Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/0ea827/32.png) [@Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zaphod_Beeblebrox)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-beat-the-snot-out-of-someone/86098/32 "2001-10-09T04:21:07Z")
Ummm… slippage. My last post was intended as a reply to **waterj2** ’s post. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-beat-the-snot-out-of-someone/86098/33 "2001-10-09T04:21:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zaphod Beeblebrox \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Psudo-homo-animalistic ass sniffing. > > This brutal assault on etymology is making my head spin. > > Lil’ tip: you **might** get yourself flamed for that one. I’m not sure, but you just might.\*\* [daria-esque deadpan] Yes. I was hideously offended by this. Oh the pain of constant prejudice and mockery. [/daria-esque deadpan] ---
**Author:** ![Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/0ea827/32.png) [@Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zaphod_Beeblebrox)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-beat-the-snot-out-of-someone/86098/34 "2001-10-09T04:27:34Z")
See? Now THAT was the appropriate response to my post. Thanks, Matt. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-beat-the-snot-out-of-someone/86098.md?page=1)